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Updates 29.10.2007
Thanks goes to Ericca for the Cellphone Tag, please scroll down =D

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Updates 24.10.2007
Thanks to JO for this meme, so here it goes....

Q1. What were you doing 10 years ago? I was still using dial up from TMnet to get on the internet, but You Know Who is still using it even to this day and it makes me wanna WUKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA
Q2. What were you doing 1 Year ago? A year ago around this time, I was stocking up booze and liquor for my annual Halloween drink out.
Q3. What are 5 snacks you enjoy? Chili Malted Chocolate Milk
Raya Gyoza
Devil’s Onion Soup
Chicken Fucks Bean Curd Burger
Fucking Great Iced Ginger Lime Mint Tea
Q4. What are 5 songs you know the lyrics to? I’ll name you five albums which I know all the lyrics to instead: Antichrist Superstar, Mechanical Animals, Holywood (In the Shadow of the Valley of Death), The Golden Age of Grotesque and Nightmare before Christmas Soundtrack … This is Kidnap the Sandy Claws from Nightmare before Christmas



Q5. 5 things you would do if you are a Millionaire?

Give FREE Belly Dancing Lessons for hot chicks
Give FREE Belly Dancing Lessons for hot Goth-chicks
Give FREE Belly Dancing Lessons for hot MILFs
Give FREE Belly Dancing Lessons for hot trannies
Give FREE Belly Dancing Lessons for all…Wheee!!!!


Q6. 5 Bad habits?

Drink from the bottle
Dig nose until it bleeds
Pee in the shower
Flush before finished peeing
Teaching young kids to drink



Q7. 5 things you like to do?

Blog about shit
Doing all sort of stupid stunts on my wives
Have my own restaurant and serve all sort of good shit
KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE … in games, like the SIMS 2
Turning my Amp’s overdrive to the Max and waking up my Bangala Neighbor with my guitar.



Q8. 5 Favorite Toys?

Big boys don’t play toys; you think I am so childish meh? Big boys have gadgets but sadly I am a poor big boy therefore I don’t have any gadgets either. Actually, it doesn’t take much to please me; all I need is my Lappie and an internet connection so that I can play Neopet all day…YAY!!!



Q9. 5 things you would never wear?

Bra worn by a tranny
Underwear with skid marks
Lipstick unless it is pink
Used condom
Used tampon



Q10. 5 things you hate to do?

Retyping a comment previously eaten up by Blogger (stupiak!!!)
Make my bed - What is the point of making it if you are going to mess it up again at night…duhhh!!
Washing up after cooking - But I love cooking
Having smelly little kids sitting near me in a cinema.
Performing songs that I will kick my own ass if I ever caught myself listening to it.



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Thanks goes out to 3point8 for giving me this opportunity to show off my cell phone and may I remind you that this is not paid post nor is it a techno gadget review. It is plain and simple. It is an in your face - me showing off my cool, powerful and extra high tech cell phone so by the end of this post, I know that all of you will be green with envy and wished that you had bought my cell phone instead. Without much further ado, I give you my state of art and not to mention cool cell phone: V V V V V V V Model:X666
State of Art cell phone that leaves everyone green with envy.
Its housing almost seems like a brick, and sometimes can be passed as one too.

It is the one thing that I must have on my working table at all times. Next I am going to tag these people whom I think has cool cell phones to show off: Wei Wei Yogi Girl Patrick Zai Floori Gracie Pebbles Sadie

Now I am off for more Kite Surfing ....YAY!!!