My Beautiful and Luscious Wives

written by xniquet at 10/07/2007

Updated 10.10.07

***I wanted to do a new post but I rather have all my 3 wives in one post, so here you go***

Meet the newest addition to my wifey collection – my spanking new Intense 5.5 EVP full suspension downhill bike. It arrived late yesterday, so I only started putting her together this morning and I am finally done. It just needs a little tune up by the real biking experts - People who make a living assembling and fixing bikes. No I am not that guy, I am the one who just rides them hard and spend my hard earn money fixing them. Shit load of pictures ahead…

The logo “Intense Racing”- I like their logo compare to other bike houses.

King headset and Easton handle bar holder.

Front fork, Manitou Minute 3:00 fork 130mm travel. I was thinking of a heavy duty downhill fork but that was way out of my budget, this is will do for the time.

Shimano hydraulic disc brakes YAY!!!. The Shimano XTR group set cost me a bomb!!!!

Easton carbon fiber handle bar with Shimano XTR gear shifter and cables.

Rear shock, Manitou Swinger 4 way adjust with SPV (brain), this baby is great. It detects the condition of the terrain and auto locks the shock, so that you will not waste your energy paddling on flat terrain and it auto unlocks itself when you attempt to jump off a cliff. This is the best invention ever.

Italia leather seats and the seat post can auto adjust seat post. It will auto adjust its height with one flip of the button.

My 3^rd Wifey, the Intense 5point5 EVP, in her new house, equipped with XTR rims and Kenda tires. She weights about 19Kgs slightly heavier than my Giant XTC II which weights approximately 9kgs. She needs the weight because this bike is made for downhill and not cross country. Whereas the light weight Giant XTCII of mine is a great cross country bike.

End of Update

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Previous Update

First wife Specialize Rock Hopper a.k.a. "Suzi" (XT group set + Manitou Six Fork)

Giant XTC II a.k.a. Gigi (XTR group set + Rockshox Pilot Fork)

This is a tribute to my second wife, we have been through a hell of of shit and purge together but i am sorry I going to strip you naked and hang you on the wall like your predecessor . It's going to be a couple of days more before you are going to be replace so here is my thanks for all the good times we had ...wukakakaka.

catagories Biking, Pink

24 Comments:

1. Nux V said...
   October 7, 2007 10:30 PM  
   wow! u used ur wife to do stunt?
   X said...
   October 8, 2007 12:58 AM  
   yes, and many more things :P
   Raivyn said...
   October 8, 2007 2:28 AM  
   Awwe.. poor wifey.
   
   I still ride my 8-year-old bike, never replaced a thing on it. Can't seem to let it go.
   Princess Eileen said...
   October 8, 2007 1:35 PM  
   Questions:
   (1) The 2 person in front riding bikes which one is you?
   
   (2) The 2nd one solo 5 seconds of fame is you?
   
   (3) Which pair of legs is yours in the end?
   
   (4) Please "amuse" us with the "many more things" you answered to nux v :P
   
   P.S. Be gentle on your real wife. Wakakakkakaka.....
   Nux V said...
   October 8, 2007 3:19 PM  
   yea...show us the 'many more things' lar!
   3POINT8 said...
   October 8, 2007 5:46 PM  
   Whoa!! Xtreme!!!
   Btwm where is that place? I also want to go fly high high like Superman!
   X said...
   October 8, 2007 5:52 PM  
   Raivyn: 8 years old ? you never grew any taller ? :S
   
   Princess Eileen:1) I was the second rider and i purposely fell on the last hop.
   2)that was my 5 second of fame
   3)the muscular one :P
   
   Nux & Princess:to answer you that question, i have to show you what i do ...but too bad my wife is going to be stripped and hang soon . :P
   X said...
   October 8, 2007 5:56 PM  
   3POINT8 : It is in Sg Lembing's Motor Cross Track ....we curi curi masuk..:P
   
   You do biking too? Can you do superman trick :P. We couldn't do that becuz we were on Mountain bikes and not free ride bikes :P
   Lisa Yap said...
   October 8, 2007 11:13 PM  
   omg >< truly impress + speechless. haha, be my sifu. i can only ride like a kid ><
   X said...
   October 9, 2007 1:01 AM  
   lisa, we all starts off riding slowly first :P then after a lot of fall downs and screw ups and overcoming the fear of falling, you can do anything you want on a bike :P
   
   it's fun i hope you will enjoy your bike :D
   Raivyn said...
   October 9, 2007 2:03 AM  
   Of course I grew taller.. like 3 inches. lol I was 5'7" when I got it at 13.
   Jade Z. said...
   October 9, 2007 7:15 AM  
   wow ! you really love biking , dont cha ? ;)
   Princess Eileen said...
   October 9, 2007 10:13 AM  
   Lisa yap's comment is funny, coz I also can only ride like a kid (maybe I need 3 wheels behind again :P). Wakakaka... in fact I have a slight phobia on bike :S I fell quite bad when I was much younger coz of my stupid brother chasing me with his bike. I still have some fading scars till now :S
   
   Last that I ride a bike is in Vietnam in the Kampung :P
   
   X, youtube your new wife with new stunts. Hmmm... so you didnt hurt yourself with the purposely last hop??? I was like "OUCH!!!" when i see it...
   X said...
   October 9, 2007 8:30 PM  
   Raivyn: you are 5 ten, almost as tall as i am :P, you better not wear high heels standing next to me then :P
   
   Jade Z. : Yeah i love biking and any thing with 2 wheels that can go very fast and do something stupid :P. I wish i could have gotten a pink one but it doesn't come in my size :(
   
   Princess: AT least you still know how to ride a bike, Pink tak tau, she kena ambil L license to ride a tricycle ...wukakakakkaka
   
   The last jump i wasn't seat ler. If i was on my seat, the impact would have shattered my ballS :S
   Calvin's Wife said...
   October 9, 2007 9:47 PM  
   hahahah and how shall u F*** her? wukakakkaka... dropping in to say hi from aussie.. :P im getting drunk with those wine and champagne wakakaka
   Nux V said...
   October 10, 2007 11:23 AM  
   wuahaha...someone is gonna take L license!
   X said...
   October 11, 2007 12:38 AM  
   Calvin's wife: I am saving my wife for my Raya trip to the jungles so i can be Tarzan and she can be Jane.
   
   Wine very cheap ka? Syok benar, I want Remy Martin...ohh....bawa balik ya :P
   
   
   
   Nux: Kalau tak bagi itu Minah "L" license nanti jatuh longkang LAGI wukakakakakakakakaka
   Johnny Ong said...
   October 11, 2007 9:08 AM  
   wow, this bike of yrs really made me drool. no wonder u address it as yr wife
   •ﾟღJoღﾟ•™o(‧”’‧)o said...
   October 11, 2007 9:45 AM  
   my 2 bikes gonna send in museum d..haahaha..coz no one touch 'em..i bet full of cobweb..
   a lady bike let my mum 'tortures' her, a mountain bike gonna in storeroom growing 'mushroom'
   hahahahaha...
   aiyo...ur description too deep, i dun un un your bikey wives tho..:P
   Nux V said...
   October 11, 2007 10:46 AM  
   hey, ur wife super canggih ler!
   u mst hav spent alot on her ;P
   Princess Eileen said...
   October 11, 2007 1:20 PM  
   Wow, your wife do sounds like one that loves expensive accessories and is of high maintainence!
   
   But at least you get to ride on her as often & as long as you want and get her fixed if her service is not good. Wukaka....
   X said...
   October 11, 2007 2:55 PM  
   Johnny Ong: Drooling over someone else's wife is consider adultery :P wukakakaka. Faster go get your own wife and join me in my next downhill ride :P
   
   
   Jo: grow mushroom? good la can make more of your special pasta with mushroom ..wukakakakkaa. Anyway, sorry la, I must admit la, the term is not really for layman for for those who really bikes :P
   
   
   Nux: Haizzzz, dun say la, i spent all my money on her, now i have to eat stones and tree roots until end of this month....:( Eh, you got work to intro ka ? I will work for food ...
   
   
   Princess Eileen: Yes she very high maintenance, but i think the real one lagi susah. At least she dun need no LV or Prada or shoes....
   Princess Eileen said...
   October 12, 2007 1:27 PM  
   Haha.... you buy fakes lar.. China's fake look like real :P I still dun get it LV looks like old people use one leh... and everyone using it... wukakkaa
   X said...
   October 12, 2007 6:12 PM  
   Fakes also expensive ler. My friend used to work in P.S. and he sells all these tibu stuff. I used to get a lot of Mont Blanc pens from him. bring a couple of Mont Blanc pens and tie them up with rubber bans :P

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