This post will help you master these techniques:
1. Dirty Monk Licking Around the Bush
2. Monkey King Advancing for Cherry
3. Spitting Dragon "Dick" Head butt
4. Celestial Phoenix Penetration
5. Enlightened Ancestor Orgasm Attack
Is your sex life like the series of Lost that you just got on DVD, playing endlessly in a fucking loop? Each episode you are constantly clueless of what you are doing and leaving your partner all tease and no climax? Fear not because as promised, Mr. x who is a sex martial artist is going to teach you 5 sure kill Sex Kung Fu stance and never again will you have to leave your sex partner high and dry, well, maybe in your case just dry and not high at all. Anyway, time to master these techniques may vary, it depends on the individual, and therefore study it well and the important thing is practice. This is synopsis also states the “tools” needed to find your way out of the sex wilderness and lead your partner to euphoria. In case you not sure or forgotten how the fuck a vagina looks like, please refer here.
Optional Tool: Mint, hot water, cold water
For: Clitoral Stimulation
Everyone knows how to lick a pussy but does everyone know how to lick it like a champion? It would be disastrous to lick the pussy the wrong way. Start with slow, rhythmic tongue strokes. Then try a long, easy ice cream licks from bottom to top that covers full span of her inner labia and ends with her clitoris head. Remember no matter how workup she is, don’t get excited and chow her pussy down like a glutton. Instead keep it slow, easy and consistent. This is to tease her. Then hit her with a series of fast vertical and diagonal tongue strokes on her clitoris. Then return to slow pace again and then repeat till she is out cold. This technique is to eases her gently into clitoral stimulation. The clitoris is extremely sensitive at the outside. You are starting her blood flowing while offering the consistent stimulation that she needs. This is the initial step in bringing her to an orgasm. For better effect, suck on some mint or gargle cold water or hot water before giving her the tongue.
For: Clitoral and G-spot Stimulation
Women will never forget a nice pair of hands. Place your hands over her vulva, pressing her pubic mound with the base of your palm. Let your fingers drape against her entire vulva. Then let her push against your palm. Use your index or middle finger to make rhythmic gesture along her vagina entrance. Lightly stimulate her clitoral head with your fingertips and then gently pinch her labia. Then use two fingers, pressing them up against the wall of her vagina, simultaneously stimulate her clitoris and G-spot. This is to stimulate her entire vulva which is the location of nerve endings. Imagine your hand is like a “Kapal Korek” (drill ship) and start to “Korek” (drill) your way into her and making her begging for more.
For: Clitoral Stimulation
Think of your penis as an iron hard head which can be used as a weapon. When you start fucking, don’t just go stab it in straight; instead use it outside her vagina occasionally. Do shallow thrusts in missionary position that barely penetrate her vagina. Press your penis head on her clitoral head or press your penis shaft on her clitoris and slow thrust between the fold of her labia without entering. When you penetrate her deep, hold your pelvis bone against her clitoris and hold the position. You are doing this because many of the nerve endings that contribute to orgasm are located on the surface of the vulva and the first inch of her vaginal entrance. So for those with short dicks, do not worry, unless your fully erected penis is shorter than one inch, I suggest you turn gay and be the one being stab. Penetrating deep and holding inside her, this will enhance the sense of closeness (some girls gets turned on not only physically but emotionally) combined with clitoral sensation, this will definitely overwhelm her.
Tool: penis, hands, vibrator, tongue
For: G-spot Stimulation
A women’s G-spot has a diameter of a coin, and it is a few inches in and on the front wall of her vagina. You can feel it swell when it is aroused. It response to firmer pressure than the clitoris, that is why your fingers or a vibrator sometimes works better in stimulating it than your penis. Insert the vibrator about an inch or two into her vagina and lift the vibrator to hit the G-spot. Bring her legs together around the vibrator and use your tongue to stimulate the clitoris. While fucking, enter from behind and press your penis down to hit the G-spot and use one hand to massage her pubic mound, which is to stimulate her G-spot from the outside. You see G-spot orgasm doesn’t happened independently , research shows that The G-spot is actually the root of the clitoris. Therefore, always combine clitoral and G-spot stimulation or alternative regularly.
Tool: penis, hands, vibrator, tongue and patience
For: Multiple orgasm
Women can have multiple orgasms because they retained blood in their pelvic area after orgasm. Her clitoris just needs a little time to recover because it is overly sensitive after an orgasm. To give her multiple orgasm simple return to foreplay and then slowly and gradually introduce clitoral stimulation again. Then apply the above technique 1-4 again.
Words of Wisdom:
“Remember this only works on women and so don’t go trying on your gay partner okie?”