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A Terror From Beyond

written by xniquet at 9/15/2007

The two angels arrived at Sodom in the evening, and Lot was sitting in the gateway of the city. When he saw them, he got up to meet them and bowed down with his face on the ground. “My Lords, “he said, “please turn aside to your servant’s house. You can wash your feet and spend the night and then go on your way early in the morning.”

“No,” they answered, “we will spend the night in the square.”

But he insisted so strongly that they did go with him and entered his house. He prepared a meal for them, baking bread without yeast, and they ate. Before they had gone to bed, all the men from every part of the city of Sodom – both young and old – surrounded Lot’s house.They call called to Lot, “Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them.

Lot went outside to meet them and shut the door behind him and said,” No, my friends. Don’t do this wicked thing. Look, I have two daughters who have never slept with a man, let me bring them out to you and you can do what you like with them.

**taken from Genesis 19: 1-8

If my dog knows how to blog, today's post would probably go something like this:

Dear Blog

Today, I was at the doggie spa when the two terrors –Sodom and Gomorrah came in and created havoc, it ruined the tranquil vibe in the spa. They went around disturbing people and pissing off other doggies. I would have personally kicked their naughty asses back to the “Old Testament” if I hadn’t got a pedicure and manicure done.

Love,

Woa Woa

Sodom and Gomorrah behind bars

On the acoustic menu

Hinder – Lips of an Angel ( I prefer the acoustic)

Original version

Acoustic Version

11 Comments:

Nux V said...
September 16, 2007 1:46 AM
kesian the 2 doggies behind bars...
they must be cursing woa woa now ;P

X said...
September 16, 2007 1:13 PM
Dun let their cute faces fool you Nux, they are evil :S

Princess Eileen said...
September 16, 2007 3:13 PM
Taking a break.... I also clean my fish tank liao. My only fish kill all the rest of the fish, she wanna be single like me. Yeah, dun judge an animal. Wakaka...

X, I salute you can actually relate the verses in a bible with woawoa's emotion. Hahaha....

Today I sing... wakaka... the only time I sing is in church... I memang give God face... People ask me go Karaoke means a big NO to their face :P

X said...
September 16, 2007 7:03 PM
Well, try spending years in sunday school and this is what you get. ...a monster who knows the bible :P

Ohh, let's go KTV when I am down in KL ...wukakakkka

Nux V said...
September 17, 2007 11:18 AM
let's go karaoke and sing Sunday skool song...wuakakaka...

Princess Eileen said...
September 17, 2007 12:36 PM
I been going to Sunday school since I am young (even attend vacation bible school) and join all those activities (countless time I dress up as the angel, wakakaka).... I kinda stop going to church after high school.

I only know the beginning of the book is Genesis. Yesterday I flip through the bible and cannot find the verse, uncle beside me have to help me flip. OH MY GOD, forgive me please. Amen!

I can join Karaoke, but dun sing can ar? Maybe after I am so drunk lar. Wakaka... Karaoke room makes me think of kinky stuffs :P

One of my fav sunday school song...

"Jesus loves the little children,
red, yellow, white, black and ???...." Aiyo, I cant remember the other 2 sentences. Wakaka....

Karaoke Sunday School Songs, X and Nux V??? Wakakakaka.... that would be so.....

X said...
September 17, 2007 3:10 PM
Nux: I can sing a couple of Sunday skool songs from Marilyn Manson. You want me to teach your Sunday skool kids :D

Princess Eileen: You can try pocket bible on your pocket pc, no need to flip.
The song goes like this…” Jesus loves the little children, all the children of the world, red and yellow, black and PINK…wukakakakkaa

Calvin's Wife said...
September 17, 2007 5:35 PM
hahahahahha.......... i know, i hate shih tzus... they are mean little things and their owners are idiots! :P

WTH, karaoke for Sunday School???? ................. ya know, ive never been to a karaoke session since i was in primary 4..... Jakun, i know, shut up.

X said...
September 17, 2007 7:14 PM
Fucking A! But this Shit Tzu is really from hell one and not to mentioned his other worst half the poodle :S. Oh, long time never been to KTV, nevermind, I’ll get Nux and Princess to bring you out for karaoke, get you pissed drunk and let you sing cock song while I record it and post it up on youtube :P wukakakakka.

The Bimbo said...
January 24, 2008 6:20 AM
I'm quite disturbed by the Bible version really... MmMM

But Woa Woa's version is so adorable. I'm glad she didn't ruin her manicure.

x said...
January 30, 2008 4:16 PM
bobo: hahahhaa..it is about the most sinful city on the face of earth :P

she went home and play water after that :S

A Terror From Beyond

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