Seriously, How to be Sleeping Parther ?





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Again I am delaying my post on that was supposed to be post up yesterday to bring you an announcement of a new Cyber Café in Kuantan. Not really new actually, but it is just a new expansion of the existing Cyber Café. Located on the 2nd floor of Kuantan Parade, CD Access offers high speed internet and WIFI services. Other services provided are printing, scanning, binding, laminating, typesetting and faxing. Well, actually, we are not quite opened yet, why? Because our machines are not fucking here yet? WTF!!! Anyway, you must be wondering why I even bother ranting about this? Actually I have a stake in this shop but more like a sleeping stake and judging by the other partners who is running the show's progress, how to fall asleep? I don't think it will be in time for the opening. Anyway, I am keeping my fingers cross and hope like hell that everything goes as planned. So if you are in Kuantan and is in need to surf for some porn, the doors at CD Access is always opened to you, well, not always we have a running time, opening 7 days a week from 11am to 10pm. Alright now x is now no longer a beach bum but a sleeping Cyber cafe co-owner....


Our mission statement:

to provide a means for more Kuantan people to Google and surf to porn site thus letting Kuantan retain the title of top porn surfers in Malaysia …


Anyways, here so pictures of how unfinished and empty the place is:





How to sleep? I think I'll just leave it to them and head down to 126 Corner for some Lisa's waffle
Did I ever tell you that Lisa's waffle kicks ass? More stories on her in my next post.




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