Your wife or girlfriend may have a heavenly body, but she isn't from Venus and you are not from fucking Mars or Uranus. The difference between men and women are what is inside their fucking thick skull. Men are reliant on the brain's left hemisphere and consequently are more to the point than women, who uses both side of the brain and so many at times overwhelm man with too many fucking words. That is the reason we tune out every time she starts her horror stories and rant about work and why we don't talk about ours. Men are often denial about problems because the right side of the brain that lets us know they exist. Women has a greater access to the right brain which is more negative, so that is why they tend to take comment the wrong way. Eg: like when you say, " YOU LOOK GREAT", and she hears " YOU GAIN WEIGHT". So guys be careful, you don't wanna be rubbing the clit the wrong way, do you?
here is a little fun facts about your brain:
weight of the average guy at birth is: 400g (same as a official FIFA football)
age at which the brain: stop growing-13 ; start shrinking-30weight of an average he brain: 1.40kg
weight of an average she brain: 1.25kg
percentage of men who thinks male and female brain are wired differently: 90%
number who thinks women are the smarter sex: 1 in 3
area of a man's brain that lights up during orgasm: ventral tegmental area (VTA)
substance that makes his VTA lights up just as brightly: heroin
calories that an average guy's brain consumes daily : 25% of his total intake
number of brain cells the average guy estimates he has : 1 billion
how much he is off by: 99 billion
amount of electricity the average guy's brain produce : 25 watts
percentage of the average guy's brain that remains active during sleep: 100 %
number of men who wish that was such a thing as brain transplant : 1 in 5
what average guy consider to be the best measure of a man's intelligence: career success
runner up: ability to understand a women
a little update: when I said I wanted to embrace the male carpe diem death cliché yesterday, I think I might have lay it a little too thick and this is what you get for body surfing too far out at night and not being able to see the rocks. Left foot smashed on a rock and result in having a pig's foot and not being able to wear shoes and fucking hell even slippers and go across my house for free waffles. But my left foot will be much better than my skull though, maybe i should be thankful or maybe not. But it still haven't deteriorate my mojo and ability to blog.But the only thing that dampers my blogging spirit is the sucky line in my room, i wonder why the connection is so bad in my room.
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does she still think she is from Venus now?
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