My Withered Affection

This hole right here used to be where my heart was but right now, it is a vacant lot where my withered affection haunts.


I am not sure why but suddenly this yearning of wanting to taste the joy of love resurfaces; the cry for affection and passion suddenly arises; like a junkie craving for its addiction, I know the shit that is going to be involved if I ever fall in love again. Yet I was like a kid who doesn’t give a fuck, wanting to taste the sugar coated cyanide treat that would very much get me killed if I ever choose to devour it. It could be the loneliness but seriously I think I have been through all that and I am way above being lonely. Because loneliness seems like a state of bliss compared to the buffet of fucked up feelings that comes along with being in love.


Jealousy, insecurity, lies, compromise, cheating, wariness, lies and more lies are just but a few of the mess you are going to get into once you slide into this fucked up rabbit hole, it ain’t going to be a wonderland on the other side but just hell itself.


I fucking loath the feeling of thinking about another person 24/7… it’s just disguising when you think back on how fucking vulnerable, needy and dependent a person can get when he is in love.


So the hell with ever wanting to be in love because right now I totally understand why wise dudes of the past choose to say that “love is only for the waist down…”

Happiness after Love

Love is a many splendid thing; love can lift us up where we belong; all you need is love; but pretty soon you'll find out that love is actually the road to your ruin...yeah, all you need is love to fucking ruin your life.

Love is a fucking parasite that lift you up like the sweetest angel and then it will tear you down like a bitter whore, before you even know it, it'll leave you feeling like the dirty spit of the world.

It is a common misconception that the fucking weird feeling that you feel in your stomach when you are in love are butterflies flapping around, the actual cold hard fact, it is probably hook worms or tape worms. Because when the love is gone, the one feeling that your fucking senses can’t lie to you is the feeling of being worn out, chewed up and cast aside like unwanted underwear filled with skid marks.

So what the fuck do we do after the love is gone and we are back being sober again? Are we ever going to be back in the state of euphoric as before or are we just going to remain feeling like stained undergarment?

You know, some of us would become story tellers, telling tales of your previous relationship with your ex. The thing about living in this darn generation is you can have a worldwide audience to listen to your WTF love story. You can fucking blog about how Jesus Christ you were for her; or you can fucking facebook all your pictures together, showing your so-called “Friends” on the internet how great you two were together; or you can twit every 5 minutes on Twitter, whining about how much that relationship has taken its toll on you; better yet you could video yourself crying and sobbing while you tell the world about the greatest love story (not Christ but your WTF love story) on YouTube hoping to gain fame through the sympathy of others. As ridiculous as it may sound but yes, there are some of us who does that and I am guilty of some but not all of the above.

Then there are some of us that just can’t get off feeding from the sympathy of our illusive friends on our facebook account, soon we become the fox in Aesop‘s fables. I think you know which fox I am talking about; yeah it’s the same old fucking fox that couldn’t reach the grapes, hence “sour grape”. Seriously it doesn’t take much to have one of these sour grape session, all you need to do is gather a bunch of your close friends, drink lotsa beer and start bad mouthing about your ex, heck you can even create your very own tall tales about how fuck up your ex is; the fucking sky is the limit. The more you drink and the more bad things you mouth off about your ex (whether true or not), it will eventually become a fact to you and your buddies that your ex is just a fucking sour grape. But if your friends are not as delusional as you, you would probably have to switch to something harder like whiskey.

But a person with a rationale mind would know that none of the posted “facts” on your blog as a whinny blogger or becoming a delusional sour grape creator would ever wipe your fucking relationship slate clean and place your back in your previous state of bliss. He would tell you to clean up your act and strife for a better self, and then find someone new to love and fucking live happily ever after.

But we all fucking know that is bullshit, you may have the finest things in life, a great job, big cars, a big house with furniture that matches the latest Ikea’s catalog and a girlfriend or wife with much bigger breasts than your ex but every fucking time you think about how happy she looks after the breakup, your blood begins to boil; Her every laughter is an abomination to you, and all you wanna do is just break every single fucking teeth in her mouth, kick her in the stomach until her next menstrual start flowing, chew off her nipples and spit it into her mouth.

No there is no happiness here but just another bottomless void that just keeps eating you up like cancer; and you ain’t getting out of it until you fucking see the bitch in misery. Seriously the breakup cliché “I just want you to be happy” is a load of crap.

So if you ask me is there really happiness after the love is over?

“Yes”.

There is “Happiness after Love” but it only comes after you watch that fucking bitch break.

Keeping your Girlfriend…So They Won’t Leave You

There are too many articles in helping you get a girlfriend, but these articles just doesn’t do enough, they never teach you how to keep your girlfriend and thus causing your pathetic relationship to sink as fast as the Titanic. If the sole purpose for your existence in this life is to get a girlfriend whether you are a male, homosexual, heterosexual, metro-sexual, bi-sexual, tri-sexual, transsexual, …etc aged between 3 to 999,999. You have come to the right place, today I shall reveal to you some secret in helping you keep your girlfriend, so that they won’t betray you and leave your sorry ass forever. Remember to follow every piece of advice here, sway a bit and you will be alone for your life…



You see the important thing about keeping your friend is actually having the right girlfriend. Therefore, choosing the right girlfriend is very important; here are a few recommended keepers:

• Girl with low self esteem – they will want you the most. To help you get one, ask one of your good looking friends to out go out with a girl who is not that good looking, ie: slightly overweight, with pimples…etc. Then have your friend dump her for being “ugly” and that who make her self esteem hit rock bottom. Then you come in for the kill and seal the deal. Getting a low self esteem has never been so easy. [Note: if your good looking friend refuses to help you in this evil scheme, he isn’t your real friend, dump him]

• Drunken girls – they are really easy too. All you need to do is keep those alcohol levels in her way up there and you will be graduating in no time. To get you started, here is what you do, always fix her something to drink or to eat and say that it is your “family secret recipe” but don’t tell her that the “recipe” includes deadly amount of alcohol in it.

• Girls who succumb to compliments.-Always remember compliments are the way to a girl’s heart and pants too .There is a very very thin line between lying and complimenting, so treat compliments as your best friend to win over a girl. You can be as absurd as possible and they wouldn’t even notice. Try these compliments: “The fact that you're 10kgs over weight is easily missed when you have such beautiful eyes that make me metlzzzz" and "I didn’t even notice those insane amounts of pimples on you because it's right above your nice boobies."

So now you know the type of girlfriend and how to get them, let’s move on to basic routine and things you need to do in order to keep your girlfriend:

• Always buy her gifts. That's what love is really about, after all. A great gift would be the CD that you want. If she questions you why you got her the CD that you wanted, tell her that you were just being thoughtful, since you have already gotten her that CD, she doesn’t have to buy you that CD as a gift.

• If you see her with another guy, she is cheating. Regardless of who it is and what they are doing. Confront her and make her feel guilty as hell.

• If you caught her with another guy regardless of what they are doing, always attack and beat the crap outta that guy, don’t worry it is not a crime to beat up the guy who is trying to steal your girlfriend. Beside your girl will think that it is manly and sexy, and it also shows just how much you love her.

• Remember to criticize her constantly because ladies are smart creature and they are smart enough to know you just want to improve her. It shows how much she cares and it will increase her attachment to you.

• If she catches you in making out with another women, tell him that you purposely did this because you love her because a little challenge is healthy and what she needs to up her self esteem.

• Insulting her constantly will also spawn the same result.

• Stay close to her at ALL time to ensure that your love will grow, if you can’t be there ALL time, hiring a Private Investigator is also a good idea.

Remember the secret of keeping and holding on to your girlfriend is treating her right, and the right way of treating your girlfriend is like crap because survey shows that women love being treated like crap, just look at the number of unreported domestic violence, it tells a lot what a woman would go through for the love of their man.

how to get laid with unknown women you just met

So you wanna be cured of your disease which the world call virginity, or you wanna remove all the cobwebs that is beginning to gather around your penis; you have just read x’s guide on how to Kung Fu sex but have no one to try it on; maybe you are just here to make sure what I have here really works by practicing it, because you don’t wanna be hypo-critical. Basically you are looking for a member of the opposite sex (or same sex, if you are a homo) and it involves Sex, Beds, The lack of clothes, Alcohol, Never talking to the person and sometimes a dose of pregnancy. If what you really need is to get laid with some stranger and commitment is the last thing on your mind. You have come to the right place. So what you are saying is you wanna have a one-night stand.

Welcome to your Complete Guide to One-Night Standing

Where do I find my one-night stand?
One-night stands are not hard to find, as pathetic, easy, or grief-stricken women are everywhere, ie. bars, clubs, parks, supermarket(if you are looking for MILFs)…etc. Once you have found your one-night stand, you must find a way to approach her with the proposition of sex and at this time it is unwise to make your intentions of never seeing her again known.




Do I get to know my one-night stand better first?
Don't. It will only make you feel bad while you quietly sneak out of her bedroom at six in the morning. A one-night stand relationship is entirely built on Bull-shitting, so remember to bull-shit your way into getting in her pants.




Fuck it already, how do I actually get my one-night stand to fucking one-night stand with me?
Alright, I am not going to be judgmental, but judging you for wanting to read this article, you could either be a nerd with glasses as huge as your monitor who has a level 100 world of warcraft character, an overage virgin who has never touch real boobies or someone who has the look and grace of a road kill. Fear not, help is here. There are simply two method of getting your one-night stand, with or without using special substance method. Further elaboration will be as below:


Without special substance method:
Look for a suitable candidate. Actually, any female is okay. As long as she has a vagina, she passes inspection. Hotness is optional. Now remember: since you're not using special substances to aid your cause, you should probably really lower your standards. Get her to like you. Do this as you would with a girl you would want to have a relationship with. Say you just inherited millions of dollars and have to get it worked out with your grandmother's lawyers so you can start spending it. Explain that your BWM was T-Boned by a drunk driver and your Mercedes is in the shop and you are stuck with your butler’s lousy Proton (Malayisan made car). If you want to get her sympathy, tell her you have an inoperable cancer and will die in a matter of weeks. Remember to buy her plenty of drinks because the more drunk she is, the more believable and impressive your bullshit stories are. You can also try to convince her she's unattractive and that you pity her and is doing her a favor by sleeping with her. These techniques if used properly will ensure that even the most unattractive women will sleep with you the same night you meet them. If everything is going well, find a suitable room to have sex with her in or if she already knows that you don't plan on ever seeing her again, go ahead and do it in a public toilet.

With special substance method:
Find any female. As long as she's single, it's okay. Find the hottest single girl in the world if you want. What you are about to commit is a little something called kidnap and date rape, which is not technically a one-night stand by most counts. The only disadvantage of having a hotter girl is having a tougher time convincing the jury to consider your case for even a second. Buy her one drink. Make sure she likes it, or else you might be wasting your money. Convince her to look away. This can most easily be done by paying a guy who looks like a celebrity to walk by and pointing him out. While she is looking away, slip something into her drink to knock her out cold. When she does, wait for her to slump over into your lap. This is your chance to escort her out and look like you're being friendly by driving her home. Have sex with her cold, unconscious body. Make sure your clean her off afterwards very thoroughly, or else DNA testing will cause you to be caught for sure.



Lastly, my words of wisdom to you, please use protection whether you are practicing the without or with special substance method, but in any case she got pregnant and is looking for a way to trap you into a confession, always use “SHE RAPED ME” as a defense.

Thanks you and have a nice day!

Reasons Why You Should get a Hooters Girl as your Girlfriend

You go in night after night and every time she passes you me, you feel like your crotch is hitting the table. You got this feeling inside your gut that she is feeling you. Every time she serves you, you swear to God that she is trying to seduce you by lowering herself to show you her boobies. Even though you dressed up like crap, smells like crap, you hands and mouth are greasy from all the hot wings that you’ve been having and your face is covered with hot sauce, still she smiles at me which totally gives you a boner. Fuck it man, this hooters girl totally digs me; you turn to your buddy and asked them, “ bro, I think that Hooter chic is totally feeeeeeeling me, see how she came over and ask me how the hot wings are… ”, he nods in agreement. And a thought races over your mind, I can do this, I can date a hooters girl, and it is not one of those I just wanna fuck you for the night type of dating, but having a Hooters girl as a girlfriend type of dating. So your mind races to justify your thoughts, what is the benefit of having a Hooters girl:

• Being a Hooters, she most definitely know that the company uses their sex appeal to exploit men who comes in , hence she most likely treats men as objects - objects to be exploited for personal gain; which is exactly how guys treat women too. A relationship founded upon this mutual exploitation has been proven to be the most stable for sexual intimacy as well as the kinkiest, and well...simply the best. And Hooters girls are 7 times more likely to engage in threesomes with a co-worker. You know you might just get real lucky if she brings home a hot co-work for the night.

• Hooters girls understand men better than any subset of women on this planet. Why? Because her work is to understand men and please men; they know exactly what we want: food, booze, and a boner, and she knows that's ALL we want. That's it. No Friday night Gossip Girl marathons, Wednesday night Sex in the City movie, no super expensive meals at some trendy Sushi or Vegan restaurant. She knows you hate that shit.

• While her job requires her to maintain an anorexic figure with huge breast; you don't have to be that jerk boyfriend who has to forced to drop hints to encourage her to lose her fat self. Hints like… “Did your clothes shrink?”, “I didn't hear you throw up last night. Did you forget?" will be a thing of the past!! Yayy!!!

So after reading the reasons, does it justify your urge of getting a Hooters girl as your girlfriend today? Search deep down inside of you; do you want to have a fruitful relationship as mentioned above? You know you do and deep down inside, you have this crush on a Hooters girl, so what are you waiting for. Go pick up a Hooters Girl today. But if you are a nerd who combs your hair sideways, has glasses as big as your monitor and still surf porn late at night just so that your wouldn’t be caught by your mother, Fear now, tutorial on how to pick up a Hooters Girl will be published soon. :)

When I Grow up, I wanna be a Hooters Girl

Love

is a stranger that I didn’t count on meeting. Turning me into a victim or maybe a volunteer? But I know it can just disappear like a rose in the garden. Because I am sure there is nothing quite like it . Even for a first timer, you can swear to God, you will know when it is over. It could heal a cripple heart or make it dead. When there is someone in your heart sitting behind you, there is no way to stop keep looking over your shoulder or pretending to rub your shoulders for dandruff. Because it just makes you do the dumbest thing and yet justifies it. I haven’t notice till now, somewhere in her smile there’s an invitation, calling me back in to the dance, I can’t deny from the height of that beautiful moment, because there’s nothing like it ever. There’s nothing, no weight when you find it , it is flying without compromise. I know, I’m sure because I have been there before and there is nothing like it in the world -

mind reading: how to find out if your boyfriend is lying his ass off

The incident of married women having extramarital sex is 25 percent, and the estimate of single women who have cheated on their partner is even higher. Statistically, both the gender are equally cheaters when it comes to being faithful but why do men always gets to be label as the unfaithful gender instead of the women. Mainly it is because man tends to be bad liars and if you know how to read his gesture, you will be able to know whether he is lying his pants off. So here are some give away and indicator that he is lying his ass off. A good liar should take note of these, so that the next time your better half try to slip into your mind and find out what is it that you did, you are able to block her out.

Rank required: Master Manipulator

The position of the jaw

If he juts his chin out into the faces of the people asking questions, or if he pulls his chin in—as if he’s holding a can of Coca-Cola under it—both of those are signs of either withholding or over-aggressiveness. The jaw-in basically is cowering. It is trying to hide.

The gesture of the hands
The same thing is rubbing of the nose or touching of the lip. All those are unconscious positions of hiding their words. The practiced liar will try to control gestures; the movements were rarely in sync with his words.

The spoken words
When a person is lying, he pauses longer in the middle of sentences, provides shorter answers, and takes longer to begin his response than someone who's merely nervous. After all, he needs time to create the lie.

The changes in expression
Watch him when he’s answering straightforward questions (name, team, etc.). So you have a point of reference to when he responds to things that are really freaking him out when you ask him did he go to the papaya farm or whorehouse.

The lips
Look for unusual movement of the mouth, lips, or tongue. Tight lips indicate a person may be hiding the truth. Also, when a person gets nervous, his mouth becomes dry, so he licks his lips and swallows.

The smile
A real smile changes the entire face, the eyes light up. The forehead wrinkles, the eyebrows and cheek muscles raise, the skin around the eyes and mouth crinkles. And, finally, the mouth turns up. It's slow to appear and disappear. In a masking smile, nothing moves but the corners of the mouth, and often they curve down. It is quick to appear and vanishes just as fast.

The eyes
People tend to look up to the right to visualize or invent a response, and down to the right to invent sounds. We recall truth by looking up or down to the left.

I hope this might be of some help for those who wants to find out if your better half is lying or not and also to those who wants to lie. Happy lying!!!

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Novice level: how to find out how much your friend or co-workers are earning
Trickster Padawan level: how to know if your girlfriend or wife is cheating on you

Master Manipulator level: how to trick or manipulate your girlfriend when you can't get what you want

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mind trick: if you can’t change her, trick her or manipulate her...

Its Thursday night and it is movie night for the both of you, and you sure hell don’t want to be drag to some latest tearjerker, lovey-dovey chic flick but you know you may not be able to alter her annoying personality traits. The good news is here at x’s school of mind tricks, you are still able to get your way in life’s little decisions and it is recorded in the below simple yet selfish tricks. If you can’t change her, trick her and manipulate her…

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Number one: Narrow her choices

Don’t say, ”what movie do you want to see tonight?” Instead ask her, “Would you rather see Indiana Jones or Iron Man?”If you avoid extensive deliberation up front, she’ll be less likely to reconsider the decision later.

Number two: Provide added value

“Hey Iron Man is showing at the new cinema, I heard the seats are really comfortable compared to the other cinemas, and we can get good seats. “ She will hears it as it is clean and she doesn’t have to strain her neck seating in the front row. Likewise if you want KFC instead of sushi, “We don’t get protein in our diet and carbohydrate is gonna make me gain weight. Besides, we are always hungry again after 2 hours after we eat sushi.”

Number three: Stroke her ego

Once she is on board with your idea, make her think that it was hers. “Mmm the popcorn is superb. Great choice on picking out the cinema and show.”

Number four: Sprinkle on complexity
Human naturally wants to do things that require the fewest steps. So to seal the deal say” Since we are going to that new cinema, the dry cleaner is nearby, we can send our clothes there. And then we can just swing by the KFC which is just around the corner for dinner. “




So that you have it, simple yet effective steps to have things your way; practice your way around sticky situation well and when you master the above…




more on x's school of mind tricks: learn the below
Novice level: how to find out how much your friend or co-workers are earning
Trickster Padawan level: how to know if your girlfriend or wife is cheating on you


















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