change: reason so beautiful, process so ugly

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So election is over, the angry mob with angry fist and broken wrist has given their answer. Does that mean the people are happy now because they have what they wanted? Or have we just created another monster? Only time will tell; but if you ask me whether I am happy or not with the changes, I would say I wouldn’t give a Donkey Kong’s ass because I believe nothing is going to change if the change doesn’t comes from the people themselves. Yeah, so you think you are going to clean out all bribery and corruption and shit like that, but the matter of the fact is you are the one who has to stop giving out bribes; but what would I know? If I were caught speeding by the police and was offer an easy monetary way out, RM50 instead of a RM300 compound? I ain’t anybody’s Boy Scout, so I’ll slip in my RM50 and be on my way to celebrate with the RM250. So what? It’s me and I admit, so think about it, if you really yearn and care so much for that change, cherish it and remember to do what you are suppose to do when you get pulled over by the police. I know Lisa’s dad will be devastated by BN’s defeat and such, so I think I better stay clear of her place, just in case he decides to give me a long insight of what has happened last night. Well, if he knew what I was doing last night, he probably wouldn’t let me see her daughter ever again. Couples of my friends came over to my places, about 5 of us plus Woa Woa watched the polling results on TV. Some of them, their money was at stake because they were gambling on who will win and shit like that. But the rest of us turned the polling results show into a drinking game. We took up out shot glasses and started drinking a shot after another for every seat that BN loses.

by 2am, most of us were already passed out

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Kaki botol yang tak habik habik nak hidu botol kosong JD semalam

WoaWoa didn’t have enough of JD last night

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These are some of the stuff BN has been throwing around my housing area. I guess it is their way to remind us to vote for them

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These are PKR’s way of boasting their votes, plan all fashion, flyers and brochures.

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I guess this one really works. Anyway, aren’t you about sick up to your throat about all this Prollydicks © bullshit, I know I am. This would be the last I promise from me I promise.

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The other day, just as I was passing by some shops, I came by this shop. This is where it all begins. This is the place where the original xniquet(band) was formed 13 years ago. It is located in one of the oldest shopping complex in Kuantan –Kompleks Terumtum. This is the place where our band practices for our gigs which was like Interact Club Shows, Teacher’s day gig and other lame shows.

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I couldn’t get in to take some pictures because it was still close. But I can still remember how it was inside, hot and stuffy, stain all over the carpet, the instruments were crappy, and it had a musky smell (like pee). But to us, it was the most awesome place; because it made us feel like rock stars. This was one of the places which I had so much fun and I didn’t even complain even once.It was just us and our music. The window display hasn’t even been changed, just like how I remembered it.

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Anyway, March 13th 2008, marks the date that xniquet.live 13th anniversary. Lots of member has gone and new one came in and we still here. A little update on the upcoming EP: What EP? We have canceled the whole EP and instead issuing an LP which will be made available either end of this year or early next year. The band has also added a new member to its rhythm guitar section. (To those who caught us playing last week, yes it’s that awesome chick on the guitar).I will be updating more news on her but for the time being xniquet.live will not be playing much live gigs at the moment, but will be retreating to the studios for recordings. Here's a little something with our new line up.

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sex for dummies: places for outdoor sex

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Since when is it a crime to go watch a movie with a Malay girl? Is there something I am missing? Or is there an unwritten law about dating them? If there isn’t then why do I feel the hard cold stare of 10 “Mat Rempit” like Malay guys, as if I insulted their sister or committed a carnal crime on one of their family’s livestock, and they are ready to drop an A-bomb on my ass. You see I am the one who doesn’t like to make a fashionable late entry during a show, because it sucks. Don’t you just fucking wanna use a chainsaw and hack the idiotic couple who always manage to come in late for the movie , just when the starting credit just ended and the movie starts; and you have to fucking move your legs because they always manage to get tickets just next to you. Anyway, I manage to catch a movie with Lisa just the other day and we were early and the lights were still on when we walked it. Only to be stare by a bunch of Malay dudes; I mean I can understand if the guys stares at Lisa who was looking and smelling stunting that night but instead they were staring at me. I know what you are going to say, you think they are gay but hell no, it was the “I hate you“stare. It didn’t end there, even after the show was over and when we are leaving, I could still feel the weight of their stares.

Kuantan's newest yet most outdated cinema

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Well, today I’m gonna talk about the sex in public places thing. As you all know that it is an offense for unmarried Malay couple to be left alone in a house, or a room. If caught they will be fine in their religious court. Therefore, Malay couples here in Kuantan are getting creative, instead of being alone in the house or room. They are talking it out in the open and being one with the nature. Lisa said that usually, the one that are caught being alone house or room and fine in the court are innocent ones who did nothing and the one who are guilty are not caught by anyone but by the camera. That is why, most of the clips or pictures of outdoor sex are Malays from Kuantan. Then Lisa and I had a good long discussion and we finally came up with a few places that she and I think is the best place to have outdoor sex.

The sign says, thanks for not peeing or throwing your rubbish here, please use the toilet. Apparent a lot of people didn't want to pay to get in the toilet. that is why they pee here (near the stairs)

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But before I proceed, it is good that I give you some definition of what sex is just in case some nerds who have obtained level 80 of War of Warcraft decides to read this article knows nuts about sex and has not tried this mysterious odd act.

Sex for Dummies: Step by Step guide

Sex refers to the male and female, or female and female, or male and male, or male and female and female, or female and male and male and female and camel, or male and eel, or women and vegetable etc. interaction which can result in stained bed sheets, broken kitchen tables, unusual car interior odours, webcam content, or the fame of Edison Chan.

Traditional one-on-one sex is usually performed by a man sticking his penis into a woman's vagina. The two then move their hips back and forth. It is recommended that the hips are moved in contrary motion, so that both move their hips apart and together at the same time. Upon reaching orgasm, the man will experiences waves of indescribable pleasure, then fall asleep, while the woman rolls her eyes, says that she wasn't done yet. The man's sperm or "man jam" is shot into the woman's vagina, unless blocked by some kind of rubber product also known as a condom. According to an ancient superstition (but I think it was more like a quote by some wise guy who wanted to cheat a girl of her virginity), performing sex on a girl is the only way to cure her of virginity. However, sex can also transmit diseases far worse, including pregnancy and marriage. Non-traditional, or "better" sex, can involve any body part, fabric, binding material, latex, whip and hand cuffs, food or plastic device that requires batteries doing anything imaginable to any other body part.

Where people have sex varies from culture to culture. The traditional location for sex is the bed. But here’s a list of locations which Lisa and I could come up (based on our experience and also places where our friends has done it before): parents' house, parent’s bed, aunt’s house, the back yard, the ceiling, at school, back of the b

us/train, public gardens, super markets, public toilets, stairs at the mall, beach, cemetery, on top of a Honda cup C70, office cubicle, Pasar Malam, back row in the cinema, changing room, clubs, Cyber café, car park, tuition class, bible camp, lecture auditorium, science lab and other locations…the list goes on. The only factors that limit the locations at which people have sex is imagination and levels of law enforcement.

In the end, both of us came up with 2 most preferred places which if given the chance of doing it out in the public, we would choose these places…

ONE:The roof of a tall building after dark, heights trigger dopamine, making most women more willing to take risks; and sparkling city lights, blustery wind, and stars overhead make a woman feel both glamorous and horny.

TWO:The Beach, the sound of the waves just creates a nice and

relaxing ambient as you two hump like wilder beast and if you happened to make out while the sun is rising, it will automatically deduct any demerits points that your partner has for you for being so lousy in sex. Remember to bring thick blankets with you when you are doing it at the beach, you don’t wanna get any sand inside.

So if I have inspired you to have outdoor sex, please do it with caution. Here are some safety don’ts:

-Don't go to an unsafe part of the city. This may vary depending on daytime versus nighttime.

-Don't overdo the alcohol intake. Keep your wits about you. You will have more fun this way, anyway.

-Don't go swimming in deep water. If you go to the beach, while you may want to get in the water or swim in the shallows a bit, don't go on out. If something goes wrong, you and your partner are all alone.

-Don't go where you'll encounter a dog.

Besides that you are all good and the only worse thing that could happen to you is just being caught for conducting an indecent act in a public place, unless of course your partner is someone else’s wife. Then the police will be looking for your bones instead.

Some random pictures:

So this is Lisa which I have been talking and been hanging out with lately, the shocking news is....she isn't Malay. The time when I wrote this post, I thought she was Malay but it turns out that she is an aborigines

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This is cd access old wing, and i was sitting across the new wing when i took this picture

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The new wing, no machine yet and tomorrow is the opening.....

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and my very own table at cd access, when i can do my blogging and shit like that

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Seriously, How to be Sleeping Parther ?

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Again I am delaying my post on that was supposed to be post up yesterday to bring you an announcement of a new Cyber Café in Kuantan. Not really new actually, but it is just a new expansion of the existing Cyber Café. Located on the 2^nd floor of Kuantan Parade, CD Access offers high speed internet and WIFI services. Other services provided are printing, scanning, binding, laminating, typesetting and faxing. Well, actually, we are not quite opened yet, why? Because our machines are not fucking here yet? WTF!!! Anyway, you must be wondering why I even bother ranting about this? Actually I have a stake in this shop but more like a sleeping stake and judging by the other partners who is running the show's progress, how to fall asleep? I don't think it will be in time for the opening. Anyway, I am keeping my fingers cross and hope like hell that everything goes as planned. So if you are in Kuantan and is in need to surf for some porn, the doors at CD Access is always opened to you, well, not always we have a running time, opening 7 days a week from 11am to 10pm. Alright now x is now no longer a beach bum but a sleeping Cyber cafe co-owner....

Our mission statement:

to provide a means for more Kuantan people to Google and surf to porn site thus letting Kuantan retain the title of top porn surfers in Malaysia …

Anyways, here so pictures of how unfinished and empty the place is:

How to sleep? I think I'll just leave it to them and head down to 126 Corner for some Lisa's waffle
Did I ever tell you that Lisa's waffle kicks ass? More stories on her in my next post.

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THAT BITCH!!!!!!

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WELL, NOW I AM IN THE BITCHING BUSINESS NOW, LET’S TAKE IT FROM THE TOP. SHE HAD A SLIM LONG BODY AND IT WAS THE HOTTEST ONE I EVER LAID MY EYES ON THAT TIME. BUT I AM SORRY SISTA, THE CLOCK IS TICKING, IT IS A MATTER OF TIME SHE RUNS OUT OF STYLE. I WAITED 5 LONG MONTHS TO DO WHAT I AM SUPPOSE TO DO. I COULDN’T LIE AND TOLD HER SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE BUT I CAUGHT HER WITH HIM IN HER MOUTH. SECOND CHANCE ARE NEVER EVER MEANT TO BE GIVEN, PEOPLE JUST NEVER CHANGE, ONCE A WHORE YOU’RE NOTHING MORE. I SORRY HONEY BUT YOU WILL NEVER BE MORE. BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE ONLY MY WHORE. AND ABOUT THE FORGIVENESS, WE ARE SUPPOSE TO EXCHANGED, I AM SORRY WHORE, NOT TODAY NOT EVER. WELL, THERE IS A MILLION OTHER GIRLS WHO DO IT JUST LIKE YOU, LOOKING INNOCENT AS POSSIBLE TO GET TO WHO..WELL..I REFUSE…I REFUSE..I REFUSE AND AFTER WHAT I DID TO YOU LAST NIGHT,BITCH..I FEEL SO GOD DAMN GOOD…

IT FEELS SO GOD DAMN GOOD…After I get her all reformatted and she is moving as fast as ever. I knew she was infected with some shitty spyware when I first went to Japan but I didn’t bring the recovery DVD and I was just too lazy to reformat her, until last night all hell broke loose. A fucking “Trojan” hijacked my desktop and slowed my processing speed to almost a stand still. So I have no choice but to kiss all the porn that Norie downloaded goodbye and reformatted my Lappie. I really don’t know how the hell he fucking Trojan virus got in my system, maybe it was my excessive surfing to local porn site,not because I want to seen porn but to collect some important data for my next post which was suppose to be this post but due to technical difficult it has been brought forward to the next…

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Here some interesting fact that I stumble upon while doing my research… it is taken from the 2006 news archive…

The Star - Most porn surfers from Kota Baru and Kuantan

BY SALHAN K. AHMAD
PETALING JAYA:

Internet surfers in Kota Baru and Kuantan topped the list of local pornographic website visitors, according to Google Trends.
The most searched entries are “bogel” (nudity), “gambar bogel” (nude pictures), “seks Melayu” (sex involving Malays) and “cerita seks” (sex stories).
Google Trends is a leading Internet application provider by online search engine Google.
A check by mStar Online, The Star’s Malay online portal, found that Internet users in Alor Star, Kota Kinabalu, Batu Pahat, Johor Baru and Petaling Jaya preferred the entry “bogel”.
Kota Baru surfers searched mostly for “sex” and “porn” while surfers in Batu Pahat, Petaling Jaya, Johor Baru, Klang and Shah Alam searched mostly for “Melayu bogel” (nude Malays).
“Gambar bogel” is a favourite among Internet users in Kuantan, Kota Baru, Alor Star, Kota Kinabalu, Batu Pahat, Johor Baru and Petaling Jaya.
“Seks Melayu” is also popular among those in Klang, Batu Pahat, Johor Baru, Petaling Jaya and Ipoh.
Universiti Malaya psychologist Assoc Prof Dr Jas Laile Suzana Jaafar viewed the development as a normal phenomenon, especially in Kelantan which practised conservative policies in sensitive matters such as sexuality.
“If a teenager was the one who searched for it, it is normal because of puberty and he has to learn about sexuality to understand the changes they experience.
“If teenagers ask their parents or peers, how much information can they get? In Kelantan, parents are not open to talking about sexuality with their children,” she said, adding that some parents tend to regard the subject as a taboo.
Dr Jas Laile also said some research studies found that searching for sex materials online could lead to addiction.
However, she pointed out that the data in Google Trends did not give a full picture because it did not show information such as the age group of the Internet users.
“We cannot make a general conclusion, because if one aspect in the survey was wrong everything would be wrong,” she said.
Google Trends, at its official website, said the data shown was not an accurate yardstick as it only analysed part of the entries in Google.
According to information and technology communications writer Oon Yeoh, most Internet users who searched for sex materials were new users.
He said they would explore cyberspace because it could give them endless information compared with other media.

Now, who the fuck say people in Kota Baru and Kuantan are not happening??!!
I AM SO PROUD TO BE A KUANTANITE

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