Hell Yeah, Go on Sue the Fucking Sultan of Perak

playing on my iPod:
Godeatgod - Marilyn Manson

So are they going to fucking sue the Sultan or what? Because what we fucking need is a David to bring down a fucking Goliath, teach him a fucking lesson. So that next time he would think twice about waving his fucking scepter and shoving it into the people’s ass.

You know I have never really think more or think less of the Sultan but after his call on the political situation in Perak State. It is so obvious that he has had one too many royal shortcake in his palace that his senile mind just couldn’t tell the fucking difference between right or wrong. It is so obvious that BN is abusing the Sultan’s rights to steal one away from PKR because they knew that the Sultan can get away by hiding behind the legislation and religious law that has been laid down. Hey look, I am the fucking Sultan, I can do whatever fuck I like, so screw you, you are just a piece of disposable trash subject. Having minister and religious leaders saying that the people must fucking respect the decision of the Sultan over and over again because the law states that the Sultan has the right and the Islamic law ask their believers never to question their leader’s right. There is nothing more pathetic than a monarch who hides behind his religion. Why can’t he just admit that he has just helped BN screw the other party? I mean I would have had more respect for him if he does that.

Yes, the people is angry (Yes, you are. People, you are fucking angry. Pissed off and are about to blow is what you are. So now go and sharpen your pitch fork and light up your fucking torches). No longer will they bend over get fucked by the oppressors. I smell a fucking riot in the brewing. Fuck that idiot Syed Hamid Albar if he thinks that the people will listen to him and take the matter to this country’s corrupted court system. In the words of the ever famous Oliver Newton John, ” Let’s Get Physical”. There is no need to use your mouths but a fucking fist is what you should be showing.

I was deeply disappointed that there wasn’t a riot upon returning home from US last year when the 916 thing didn’t fucking happened. I hope this time a big one will happened for real because I have already gotten my riot score card printed out.

[feel free to reprint this card for your riot use, unlike other blogs and website, here you can copy and use whatever fuck you want and claim it for your own, the author doesn't give a rat's ass if you do]

And so you think I give a rat's ass on what the fuck is happening there in the state of Perak? For fucking Christ sake, I don't even live there. If you wanna know the truth? I just love watching governments collapse and now there is a chance to see the Sultan of Perak and the newly form state government get pitch forked and torched by the angry mob. This is too good to be true. Yayy!

Frankly, I am just a simple man, I don't ask for riches or power; all I want is just a little hell on earth, so let's get this riot act on the go.

Bukit Antarabangsa: Fuck that, I Wanna See Some Angry Fist Pumping

playing on my iPod:
Thousand Mile Wish - Finger Eleven

Comes the monsoon season, it is the norm for the not so rich people living in rural areas to fear floods. Most of the time the cold and cruel rain would wash away all these people have and eventually force them move into a common shelter as they watch the rain wash away what riches they have accumulated throughout the years. It is the rich who build their fucking château on hills that watched it from afar on their hundred channels cable plasma TV as they sip their warm Earl Grey and savor their short butter cookies. But what we fucking witness at Bukit Antarabangsa last Saturday have given them a reason to fear the monsoon. They don't feel safe living in their hill top panoramic view houses with thick ass concrete walls supported by fucking Corinthian columns, heavy stainless steel gates and thousand dollar alarm system anymore because no longer are they spare from the cruelty and destructive side of nature.


All eyes are spotlighted on the pile of rumble in Bukit Antarabangsa. If you are a Malaysian, you should know what the fuck happened, you should know the statistics, you should bloody know what went down on that god forsaken land; unless you are blind and deaf and couldn't even read a single word in Braille. In my living room watching but I am not laughing, thinking the next one could be me. But I am sorry if I don't feel sympathetic with those who are affected but I do envy those who lost their lives; their televised death will definitely not be in vain because it would bring about a change.


Or will it not?


Just look back at the fall of the Highland Towers 15 years ago; I was in my early teens when they show the two corpses (one without a head) holding each other on TV, that god forsaken image burned into my head and still haunts me until this day. Yet, such morbidness and gruesomeness has been forgotten as the only thing that is on their fucking mind and that keeps them horny is making profit. The fucking government is already formulating a fucking plan to cover their asses as their fucking religious department would only back them up by saying it is all the will of their God. Other chicken shit religion like the Christians would keep their fucking mouth seal tight and just ask everyone to grieve and pray for them victims. Leaving the scare and angry victims who just lost their fucking homes feeling like virgins being cheated of their chastity; while those fucking construction companies and corrupted government agencies are laughing their way to the bank and cashing their big fat cheques.



Updated: Just like what we fucking expected, Datuk Seri dipshit Ong Ka Chuan, Malaysia's Minister of Housing and Local Government said that the landslide is not a fucking result of human negligence. We fucking knew that was coming.


Fuck that. I wanna see some angry fist pumping. Take back what is yours, even if it means cracking a few riot police's red helmet to get it done. I wanna see red; I wanna see the corrupted son of bitches' burn like witches on stakes. Democracy is not won by the senseless rambling of senile parliament members but the motherfucking fist of the people smashing against the face of the corrupted oppressor.

And So this is How the Malaysian Government is Lying to the People

It is hard not to be glue to your TV at 8pm these days; everyone wants to find out what new sensational news on the Malaysia’s politic scene. Even at a family gathering at Lisa’s place, we were not spared by talks of politics and the prime time news. As we were flipping channels between the Malaysian TV channels RTM 1 and TV3 and the rest of the channel that was playing the evening news. They were showing the press conference by Teresa Kok who was a unjust victim of the Malaysia’s ISA and was released earlier that day. FYI, Radio Televisyen Malaysia or RTM is a Malaysian government-owned public broadcaster As of 2007, RTM controls about 17% of the television viewing market in the country, behind Media Prima ( TV3 and other shit channels) with 54% and Astro (Malaysia’s only cable) with 29%.[source wikipedia]

On RTM1, they showed the footage of Teresa Kok’s press conference hours after she was released without any sound but with the newscaster reading about the news, saying that the Malaysia Police had treated her well; whereas on TV3, they actually showed the footage of Teresa Kok where she told the press that she was ill treated. She was hand cuffed and questioned like a criminal for hours and the food that they gave her was somewhat equivalent to food people gave their dogs - She only had two half cook eggs, gravy and some slices of cucumber for lunch and dinner. Which I think she was wrong in saying that because these days people feed their dogs better than that, ask woa woa . But that is not the point, I mean here we see RTM which is owned by the government twisting the truth. So does the government have to go so low, just to make themselves look good? And they go around arresting and detaining people who reports the fucking truth? Hey, if your police squat is so fucking righteous, why you don’t go arrest your own TV station for bending the truth, dip shits. So I urged everyone who is reading this to never believe what RTM is reporting because the stench of the BN led government is all over it and what they report is full of crap. The government are merely using RTM to cover their ass. RTM is shoving crap up the people’s head and the fucking government is suppressing the only truth that the people got by intimidating and arresting reporters and bloggers. So all you’s on the outside, please tell me, where the fuck is the integrity of a broadcaster to disseminate un-bias and truthful news to the people? Fuck it, I am leaving soon Malaysia soon.

the one about x's wedding

Our flight has been delayed for 3 hours and I guess there will be sufficient time for one last post from LAX before I head home. It’s been a whole 2 months of fun for me and a month of fun for Lisa, even though I got sick 3 times here and I thank Cheeseburger Eddy for that but nevertheless he has been a great and tolerant host and a good friend. I love you man!!! (But not in a gay way) And for the record, after my humiliating lost, I manage to come back and defeat him in our little PS3’s WWE:”RAW vs Smackdown challenge but I didn’t manage to make Cheeseburger Eddy drink underwear brewed coffee because you know me, I am not that mean as everyone seems to put it. Instead he just has to cleanse his face and that is all. But he isn’t to use any ordinary facial cleanser but a ladies’ vaginal hygienic cleanser to wash his face. YAYY!!!!

I have never have much interest in politics but these days, the politics in Malaysia is better than a lot of TVB drama or Bollywood movies and it is hard trying to ignore it. I know everyone in Malaysia has been going like what the fuck happen to 9/16 - the power transition date? Come on we need some closure, please ask the chicken shit PM to meet out with DSAI and put everything out in the open and let us be the judge of who is full of shit. Is meeting up so difficult? If you’re so sure that DSAI is lying his ass off, which don’t you meet up with him and expose all his lies? As a fucking PM I think you should at least have the balls to do so instead of hiding like a fringing coward. Because Malaysia wants to know who is the delusional one.

But enough of politics already, here comes the important announcement. Yes, there is going to be a wedding but it ain’t going to be this year or anytime soon. We had a long talk and we agree that the best thing to do now is just to move in first before any date is being set. For the time being, we are just happy to be going home…

The Malaysia that We Know is Sick

Happy Fucking Independence Day Malaysia; how ironic it is to be celebrating it when after 51 years of self proclaiming of independence, your people still doesn’t feel a bit of independence at all. The freedom of the people is being repressed; people live constant fear to voice out their opinions. A blogger can’t even have the freedom to voice out their opinion and views without being harassed by the government and the police. The government and police puts so much emphasis on tracking, arresting these bloggers who are merely voicing out their opinions while neglecting their real duty in combating crime, bribery and shitting governing of this country. While bloggers are prosecuted for their unpopular remarks that are being made in their blog, why aren’t political leaders and other dipshits with unpopular, racist and condemning remarks made on other media not brought in for questioning and prosecution? i.e. that UMNO dipshit from Bukit Bendera who made a racist remark that Chinese are temps in Malaysia. Another episode of creating hatred towards the government is when The Malaysian Communication and Multimedia Commission ordered the 19 Internet service providers (ISPs) in the country to block the Malaysia Today website. This is yet another form of repression of the people. When one of us is in chains none of us are ever free.

It is clearly that democracy and the voice of the people in this country doesn’t exist in the sight of the current government anymore. Have the government forgotten that he who governs must first must listen to those who are being governed? The people feel repugnant by the act of the current government, Independence Day will and never have any more meaning to us the younger generation until a reformation is being made in this country. Do not expect us to respect until we are being treated with respect. There is nothing to be proud of being a Malaysian anymore as long as Malaysia continues to be governed by a bunch of incompetent and mindless monkeys. The government should stop being such a loser and give us the bloggers a chance to voice out and criticize and give constructive comments. Instead of arresting us, listen and take in what could be done to improve this sick country that we fucking live in. One thing the fucking government must know that we the bloggers are for this country, that is why we voice out our concern, yet they go against us and treat us like fucking criminals. And so with our fist and fucking middle finger we are here to say FUCK YOU and your stupid ways of running the country.

Malaysia is sick because of your doing, unless changes are being done, I am afraid that the people will no longer love this country anymore. So while you celebrate this day, remember those who had given their lives to free this country 51 years ago; have you no shame in running their dream of a better Malaysia down the fucking gutter?

Fuck you and have a Happy illusive Independence Day!

Indie Day Post

Nice going on Avril's Ban, You Just Made Malaysia a Joke to the World

I have never been much of a Avril Lavigne fan but the shit that is coming out from the people who banned her concert is far too great, I can smell it even in California. This is by far the dumbest thing that PAS could ever have done. They are just so full of shit, can someone put a cork up theirs before we all get drowned in their shit. And to think that the people who bought the tickets and couldn't go for Avril's concert are the pitiful victims? Well, I have news for you, this goes way further than just teenagers crying because their idol isn't coming. The victims are actually the Malaysians who are currently outside their country and they at being laughed at. To foreigners Malaysia is a fucking joke. "Fuck you, the country you come from is run by a bunch of mindless monkeys and why should I even think any better of you?" I tell this is the time where there is no fucking pride in being a Malaysian, it gets worst when you're in the music industry and you are trying to make it in a foreign country. Nice going dipshit.


for those who doesn't know what those fuckers did click here...

"guess you cannot win with the color of your skin"

for those who doesn't know click here


And all the students sing…


Hey man, please don’t make a sound,
Take a fucking look around.
Can’t fucking see what is in front of you?


You know cannot win
With the color of your skin,
I'm afraid we're gonna ask you to leave.


This is just another case,
YOU PEOPLE still don't know your place.
Step aside, out the way, wipe that smile off your face


10% is just out of the case
Cause we are always get left behind
while our country is being run by swine


FUCK OFF
this Congkak party isn't for all.
cos we are the chosen one!!!




Some views:

UITM come out cannot find work properly..All work in factory, so anyone wanna have a good future inside a factory then go UITM!

Edi神 on Aug 13 08 at 12:45 pm

One banner says: “10% = 12,000 non-Bumi — Malays’ and Bumis’ rights are being denied” That’s just stupid. If 10% is 12,000 … 90% is 108,000! How’s that denying Malay rights?! UiTM students can’t do math or what.. I’ve got questions for those protesting. If you’re born a non-Bumi, are you still gonna join the protest? Can you control what race you’re born into?! their graduates don’t just get into factories. They get into government agencies. Why? Because the govt sponsored them so they have no choice coz their sponsored grads can’t find jobs, so the govt needs to hire them as a last resort, otherwise they’ll lose face. That’s why our govt is so efficient lah. Powered by UiTM grads.

akc on Aug 13 08 at 1:29 pm

one must excel academically to enter university! You study, you score, you rate yourself against other, you came out cream of the crop, you go university, and you repeat your struggle there again. Ini Malaysia manyak bagus, university place is more or less a birth right to the Malays. Wah seh, results not good, nehmind…still can go university cos quota still manyak kosong. Got quota, still not enough! must have a uni specially built for Malay, so that the Malay can play congkak with the Malay only. Malaysia BOLEH!! Only a graduate from UMNO can think of such excellent solution to the Malay problem. Tak dapat compete dalam persekolahan? takpe, kita bikin uni bagi diaorang yang tak boleh compete. what more can they think of? in future, tak dapat compete dalam pekerjaan? takpe, kita bikin tempat kerja kasi diaorang hisap darah dari perniagaan lain dalam ini Malaysia Boleh….wait a minute…sounds like they have already done that!!! I say, if you are poor but excel academically, the govt should help regardless of race. If you are stupid, just face it, no amount of university course can help you that a polytecnic class cannot. But u and i know la…who invented the phrase ‘GAYA MESTI ADA’! I heard there are good use for UiTM’s graduation certificate. Mamak! Meja tak stabil la..tolong bawa kertas besar besar selit kat kaki ni. kekeke…. U see, i know there are also stupid chinese and stupid indians. The reason they are not mentioned here is that these stupidos dont have a stupid uni built for them.

ycg on Aug 13 08 at 4:58 pm

And the award for the dumbest police force in the world goes to... Polis Diraja Malaysia

It’s all over the news; our police have made the world’s headlines again, they are officially the dumbest and good for nothing police force in the world. Even though the people in LA don’t really like the police here too, but they agree that the LAPD is good for contributing to the donut economy. Even half way across the world people are talking about how stupid and corrupted the Malaysian’s police force is. First they cause panic and a massive jam and now the use of using so much of the police resources to arrest someone who was about to surrender themselves in about an hour’s time. Is one hour too much to wait for? But having a government who is constantly contradicting they own words; you can’t blame the country to have such a lousy police force. Even a 5 year old would say the statement that the ministers made these days are bull crap. First they tell you not to believe the SMSs and blogs,because it was filled with lies and defamation, then they caused panic and traffic mayhem because they said they have been reading those blog which was deemed to be “unbelievable”. What the fuck is this? The government is worst than a drunkard Indian. All this talk from our Prime Minister Buttdawi about changing your ways and about fuel saving and resources saving definitely means bull crap to the police; they don’t give a rat’s ass about what Buttdawi says. They just wanna flex their muscle and keep the cattle in line with any means necessary in this case stupidity. All I can say is our police force is the joke of the world, even here in LA, people are laughing their asses off. One thing the police in Malaysia have achieve in, that is to anger the people and making them lose all their respect in them. Here are some excerpt that was taken from some website on what people think about the Malaysia’s Police Force…



William D: I am totally disgusted with our police force. What's wrong with these people? For some days now, Anwar Ibrahim has been told he has been given until 2 pm yesterday to report at the police headquarters. Then why are they at the Anwar's house at 12.55pm to arrest him? Shouldn't this be done if Anwar fails to turn up after 2 pm? If he could report to the ACA in the morning, shouldn't they give him a bit of leeway for him to have the time to make it to the police headquarters? I have already lost respect for our police force. This callous action only entrenches my feelings further. They are supposed to remain neutral and operate by the law. The way the arrested Anwar gives me the impression on how eager they are to please their political masters.


Maniam Sankar: The police had to block up the whole of KL roads based on unsubstantiated hearsay and rumors of an impending demonstration. And now they need 15 police cars and thuggish cops to arrest Anwar, after giving him until 2 pm to turn up at the police station. Does anyone else feel we are sliding dangerously into an authoritarian, police state?


Primus: This is atrocious. I think the people's patience has reached its boiling point. The situation now is different compared to ten years ago when Dr M deviously orchestrated the whole drama so to speak. DSAI's strength is bigger compared to then and he draws a humongous level of support from a bulk majority of the citizens. Again and again the government is making all the wrong moves which I think will definitely backfire. I think the repercussions of this move will be disastrous and huge. All this trumped up accusations against Anwar is an insult to the intelligence of all Malaysians. Why does this accusation arise now? Why? Because the government has realised that he is the biggest threat to the survival of the ‘stable’ BN government? I strongly believe in the principles of karma. There will be a time when it all comes back to the BN government.


Angry Big Time: In honour of our police force's highhanded tactics including the barricade of Parliament yesterday and the pre-emptive arrest of Anwar Ibrahim, I propose we change their official name from Polis DiRaja Malaysia to Police DiRaja Umno. No better still, call them Polis Umno as that would more accurately describe who they are working for. They certainly don't work for the rakyat who pay the taxes that go to their salary.


Ganasan Kailasanathan: Why did the police arrested Anwar before the 2 pm deadline. The police and the home minister need to explain to the rakyat. If Anwar is a suspect, so too is Najib. Why are you not arresting Najib and Rosmah? Why did the police manhandle Anwar? Please BN and Pak Lah, it is enough. If you do not know how to govern the country please resign. Stop arresting the opposition figures and arrest the country’s real criminals and traitors. As for the police, you are not arresting the criminals but arresting opposition leaders. Reduce crime first. Do your work


Arianna: I am fed up, tired, pained and frustrated with the current situation in Malaysia.Here we are facing a serious economic crisis, onset of worrying inflation, high cost of living arising from higher oil prices and the Abdullah's regime does little to cushion the blow or introduce preventive measures. Instead, the government is obsessed with Pakatan Rakyat de facto leader Anwar Ibrahim. Even when our stock exchange rattles under the weight of political war games, Abdullah and his regime appear unconcerned. And do little to soothe fears among foreign investors who are more concerned about the country's economy than the government of the day. And it's all because the BN regime is worried sick about losing government to Anwar who is not even a member of Parliament. Compounding this problem is the police who apparently consider sodomy the worst crime among crimes. That a suspect of such a crime warrants a special squad and 15 police vehicles to arrest! Never mind that out there, smugglers are smuggling our precious oil and gas, cooking oil and other essentials aggravating our already alarming economic situation. Never mind that our crime rate continues to surge because priority must be given to arresting sodomy suspects! We have had enough of the 1998 shameful political games and want no more of such despicable acts. If anything, it would only hurt the country's economy and the people at large. The rakyat has given the BN the mandate on March 8. But until now, they have not proven that they are worthy of it.



Nice work dipshits! Now all we need a local artist with balls to re-record a rendition of the song “FUCK THE POLICE”. I tell you it will be a big hit!!!


if you haven't heard of this song, here's a playlist for your enjoyment....

Malaysia's Politician's Favorite Pastime: a pain free anal sex guide

Maybe there is a significant design flaw in human. I wonder what was going through the Maker’s head when he decided to place the anus just roughly more than one inch apart from the vagina and then give human the free will to choose. By doing so, people get confused and might insert the penis into the wrong hole, don’t tell me you have never knock on the wrong door, even when you are holding the correct address, no? I am sure by now, if you Google on what the fuck is happening in Malaysia now, you might get some hits on” Sodomy” or “Anal Sex”.  Apparently it seems that both of our country’s Deputy Prime Ministers (current and ex) loves the chocolate star fish and I guess they have been listening to the Butthole Surfers one too many times. Me loves this little art piece hijacked from loopymeal.blogspot.com. It pretty much sums it all.

I am sure some of you are already sick and tired of reading about who has been to who’s butthole and is curious on how the fuck does it feel to take a dip in the ass or being dip in the ass? Why not try it out, here is a anal sex for dummies guide, for all you ass enthusiast. 

Asking for Anal Sex:

First of all, to have anal sex you gotta get a partner who is willing to do so. Therefore, the first step of doing anal sex is actually asking your partner for anal sex. Here are some simple steps in helping you do so:

Things need: the determination of having anal sex and a pair of balls

Guide: When you meet up with your partner make sure they are in a good mood that day and try to keep it that way. Try to butter them up by buying flowers or chocolate, it will help. Make sure they did not have anything extremely spicy for their meals in the last 24 hours e.g. : Hot Mexican Chilli, Tom Yum, Sambal Belacan especially with Petai...etc. Once this is done,you are ready to rock and roll. While beginning foreplay, try giving them a nudge or a few pokes around their rectum area to see how they feel about it. If their eyes suddenly lights up or they give you a big reaction, cool off and focus on other areas for a while and then come back and knock on their anus door again. If their reaction is a playful wink or a bit of a nod or a moan, congratulation, you have just successfully gotten the green light, the shit ass gate is open wide and you are ready to proceed. 

Anal Sex for Absolute Beginners:

Even though anal sex is not like launching a rocket, but a lot of prep work needs to be done because unlike the vagina, your anus is not designed to take in any penis. 

Clean up: make sure you clean that bowel before you proceed, you wouldn’t want to get a chocolate coated penis right? let me put it simply this way, if you are totally afraid of getting a little feces on your dick, anal sex is not for you. 

Lubrication: since the anus doesn’t have a self lubricating mechanism, you will have to make sure you have enough lubrication on both ends – the penis and the anus. Insufficient lubs will only result in the feeling of being masturbated with sand paper. Some Vaseline or good old K-Y jelly should do the trick.

Relax: Once both the above are done, make sure your partner is relaxed, because most of the time anal sex hurts is because lack of relaxation. Try to give her a good massage and use that fucking fingers and tongue of yours to give a good old ass rimming before introducing her to your shaft. Remember relaxation is the key word in having a pain free anal experience.

Time to cum: when you are not wearing any condom, try not to cream pie or cum inside your partner on their first time. Cum are very salty and can be quite painful on abrasions and cuts that may occur. 

Anal should be a healthy and fun activity for heterosexual and also homosexual orientated person,   so remember to get your partner’s consent and always lub up before entering. Have a nice day!

change: reason so beautiful, process so ugly

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So election is over, the angry mob with angry fist and broken wrist has given their answer. Does that mean the people are happy now because they have what they wanted? Or have we just created another monster? Only time will tell; but if you ask me whether I am happy or not with the changes, I would say I wouldn’t give a Donkey Kong’s ass because I believe nothing is going to change if the change doesn’t comes from the people themselves. Yeah, so you think you are going to clean out all bribery and corruption and shit like that, but the matter of the fact is you are the one who has to stop giving out bribes; but what would I know? If I were caught speeding by the police and was offer an easy monetary way out, RM50 instead of a RM300 compound? I ain’t anybody’s Boy Scout, so I’ll slip in my RM50 and be on my way to celebrate with the RM250. So what? It’s me and I admit, so think about it, if you really yearn and care so much for that change, cherish it and remember to do what you are suppose to do when you get pulled over by the police. I know Lisa’s dad will be devastated by BN’s defeat and such, so I think I better stay clear of her place, just in case he decides to give me a long insight of what has happened last night. Well, if he knew what I was doing last night, he probably wouldn’t let me see her daughter ever again. Couples of my friends came over to my places, about 5 of us plus Woa Woa watched the polling results on TV. Some of them, their money was at stake because they were gambling on who will win and shit like that. But the rest of us turned the polling results show into a drinking game. We took up out shot glasses and started drinking a shot after another for every seat that BN loses.

by 2am, most of us were already passed out

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Kaki botol yang tak habik habik nak hidu botol kosong JD semalam

WoaWoa didn’t have enough of JD last night

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These are some of the stuff BN has been throwing around my housing area. I guess it is their way to remind us to vote for them

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These are PKR’s way of boasting their votes, plan all fashion, flyers and brochures.

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I guess this one really works. Anyway, aren’t you about sick up to your throat about all this Prollydicks © bullshit, I know I am. This would be the last I promise from me I promise.

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The other day, just as I was passing by some shops, I came by this shop. This is where it all begins. This is the place where the original xniquet(band) was formed 13 years ago. It is located in one of the oldest shopping complex in Kuantan –Kompleks Terumtum. This is the place where our band practices for our gigs which was like Interact Club Shows, Teacher’s day gig and other lame shows.

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I couldn’t get in to take some pictures because it was still close. But I can still remember how it was inside, hot and stuffy, stain all over the carpet, the instruments were crappy, and it had a musky smell (like pee). But to us, it was the most awesome place; because it made us feel like rock stars. This was one of the places which I had so much fun and I didn’t even complain even once.It was just us and our music. The window display hasn’t even been changed, just like how I remembered it.

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Anyway, March 13th 2008, marks the date that xniquet.live 13th anniversary. Lots of member has gone and new one came in and we still here. A little update on the upcoming EP: What EP? We have canceled the whole EP and instead issuing an LP which will be made available either end of this year or early next year. The band has also added a new member to its rhythm guitar section. (To those who caught us playing last week, yes it’s that awesome chick on the guitar).I will be updating more news on her but for the time being xniquet.live will not be playing much live gigs at the moment, but will be retreating to the studios for recordings. Here's a little something with our new line up.

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Cute Malay Girl Behind the Counter

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Well, I have joined Yebber for about a month now and I haven’t really done any review yet. You see I can never really get into the whole idea of blogging about the food I eat yet. My problem is, every time the food comes, instead of whipping out my camera and trying to catch the best macro shot of the food, I reach for the chopstick or fork or spoon and start digging in then only when I am through eating it or sometimes left with a bite or less, I only remember that I should snap a picture of the food first before eating. If any of you pro food bloggers out there who know of any ways to remind ourselves to snap first before you eat, please share. Anyway, I am just going to do a test drive review about this cafeteria which is just across my house (which will not be included in Yebber)- The name of the place is call Kafeteria One Two Six corner.

I don’t know what‘s with the name but it is a trend in Kuantan to name the Café using the lot number which it is situated. Damn how creative. This isn’t the first one I seen, but since it is their shop, just let it be. First off as you can see from the picture below, you just can’t expect much from a shop which name itself a cafeteria. If you are looking for a classy place to hang out, I am sorry this isn’t the place. This place really gives me the creeps because it reminds me of my primary school’s canteen and I hated school. Especially when I got into primary 4, because I had to go to school in the morning and I am so not a morning person and my mum had to drag my lazy ass off the bed every single morning up , right up until I was form 5; anyway, that isn’t the point. Let’s head back to the main topic here. As you can see that this cafeteria is pretty organized, all their stocks are stacked up as high as the ceiling. Full utilization of space, which also explained why there are tiny lizard poo on the bottle cap of mineral water I purchase from there, besides that, the mineral water is top notch, it taste just like plain water. The food they serve here are pretty simple, like packet Nasi Lemak, Waffle, Maggie Mee, toasted bread and other simple kind of shit and that explained why in all the two years of this shop being in business and me staying just across it in my house which I have been staying all my life never stepped in this shop, but only until yesterday. I will tell you why later.

So it was my first time into this shop, so I ordered a package of Nasi Lemak with chicken (RM1.80 dirt cheap) and then Teh Tarik which cost about (RM1.50).

First thing I wanna complain is the fucking plastic ware. I hate them. I had a very bad experience eating with a fucking low grade plastic spoon, it cut the side of my mouth and this was the exact same quality of plastic ware they were using. The first thing I notice when I opened the pack of Nasi Lemak is it has been there for some time and too fucking long is the exact time it was there because I can already see droplets of Nasi Lemak sweat on the wrappers. They should have put it under a spotlight to keep it warm or something. Anyway, the Nasi Lemak is pretty below average as in I can even count the amount of anchovies and peanuts (anchovies =4 , peanuts = 3) and half a slice of an almost see through cucumber. The taste is pretty okie but it would be better if they serve it with chicken instead of a chunk of rock which looks like fried chicken. Next comes the Teh Tarik, to my surprise, it taste fucking good and almost too fucking good because I forgot to ask them to lower the sweetness. I guess you all should know that it is the general rule when you go in a Malay stall or Mamak stall, and when you order Teh Tarik, you should always ask them to go easy on the sweetness because they are so generous people when it comes to condensed milk and sugar. This Teh Tarik which I was drink was just perfect and almost too perfect. And it tasted strangely familiar, just like the 3 in 1 tea mix that I have at home. (RM5.88 for 30sachet – just add hot water) and you know what, later I found out, that it was the exact 3 in 1 tea mix that they were serving and what a coincidence, they even bought it from the same place I got it from - the grocery shop next door…duh.

And another thing the fucking napkin they let their customer use to wipe their mouth reminds me of the toilet paper I used at home to wipe my ass. Looks like my review isn’t doing this cafeteria any good huh? But I could be wrong, because if what I say is true nobody would bother to come to this shop, but this shop is always flocked with male customers and usually recurring ones. It must the Teh Tarik they serve here.

Let’s take a look at this picture a little closer again. Out of my 14times visiting this shop, I seen guy NO1- 10 times and guy NO2 - 14 times (no he isn’t salary worker here but he is sure hell doing some work here, because he is trying like hell to work his way to the cute Malay girl in white behind the counter). Damn, did I just burst my own bubble saying that I started visiting this place yesterday and I already been there 14 times? Well, it ain’t a secret anymore because most of my MSN buddy knew about it because I was having exceptionally long pee breaks. Anyway, that was how I know about guy NO1 and NO2, and it was hilarious watching guy NO2 trying like mad to pick up the girl in white. I tried to be as discreet as possible by sitting on the same table and ordering the same drink for all my patronage, in hoping that I could slide under her radar, but I guess she was just too good and I couldn’t escape her radar. Was I too conspicuous? I guess on my 14^th visit in under two days, she decided to ask me is Teh Tarik my favorite drink and the inner lameness of me had to answer her No, it wasn’t and that I am just lost and couldn’t get home. She asked me how can someone possibly be lost in a small place in Kuantan and I told her that anyone would be lost by staring into those eyes of hers and that was how I got to know Lisa (which looks like someone but only 100 times hotter)and I also had the privilege to send her home after work. [For more lame pick up lines that worked - proven above -please refer here]

After work, I drove Lisa to the beach and show her a breath taking spot at Kuantan’s Beach. Not much people know about this place because I happened to stumble upon it when I was jungle trekking. Anyway, this is a sure-will-melt the chick sort of place. And no, nothing happen after that, and I just send her home. Being gentlemen as I always have been, I watched her go in to her house, before I drove away, but I got a SMS from her asking me to come back to her house, because her dad wants to see me.

Oh shit on me, for crying out loud, it wasn’t even a kiss, it was just a peck on my cheek,(even my mum gives me that) and it was just a way to thank me for showing her that fucking awesome place. I guess her dad wanted to see who the fuck is the Chigga [Chinese-Nigga] that sent her daughter back from work. But being a man that I am, I had to face the music so I gathered my balls and headed back to her place and went in her house where I was greeted by her dad and her whole family…

...who were diehard Political Barisan Nasional fan and asked me all sort of shit about am I and where I am going to vote and then hammered me with a couple hundred of question of my political views but none about what I did with his daughter. In the end, not only I wasn’t screwed by her parents, he even thrown in 2 long sleeve tee, 2 caps, 4 botol of mineral water and a fan.

Which I didn’t know what to do with it but later I found the used for it…

I have this strange feeling in me, somehow I feel like I was pwned by Lisa…..well, only time will tell…

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