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Natural Bra Un-Hooker

written by xniquet at 12/17/2007

Hey! Why hasn’t anybody tag me and ask me about the one single skill that I am most proud about? Since I tag asked myself, so emma gonna to tell youse people that I am really good at unhooking bras mostly the back openers because I didn’t spent much time practicing on the front openers. But I can tell you that the person wouldn’t even notice that her bra is unhooked by me until the bra hits the floor. What can I say, I am a natural born bra un-hooker. Just like a kid sneaking under the Xmas tree and taking a sneak peek of what present they are getting even before Xmas. Anyway, thanks to me for tagging myself so that I can brag about it but let us go back to the main topic (points to the above) and let me tell you when I was girl…

Human has the ability to nourish their young with milk. Women have Mammary Glands (is this why humans are the closest resemblance to the mammal group?) That is why women have such cute pinkish cherry-like nipples (but some are dark and prune-like), so that their young infant are able to suck on it and enjoy the nourishing milk that it provides (but somehow their spouse or partners seem to suck on it more) But why the heck does men got nipples too? And some covered in heavy hair? As I was reading a weird science book that gives explanation to the weirdest answer has got this to say. When all of us were embryo we have only one template the female one, only after six weeks the male chromosome kicks in and turned the embryo into male. Therefore the six weeks has left the male with nipples and some breast tissue. I guess that is why males are capable of having breast cancer too.

If you think that the above tag that I have just told you about is totally random and not related - you’re wrong. I am just pointing to you that even thought I may have started off as a girl but I have turned into a very macho man, because unhooking bras are like one of the traits that every man has got. At the age of 15, I had no problem unhooking my 16yo bible class’ gf’s bra even though it was my first time unhooking it.

Here’s a little update, yesterday I spent most of the time in the studio sorting out the cables that I needed for my trip.

It is now all nicely placed in the container together with some of our equipment.

One thing I know is I am going to miss this girl following me around when I am eating…

19 Comments:

Calvin's Wife said...
December 17, 2007 3:14 PM
wahahahaha.. damn u la... how many girls you unhooked before eh btw... kakakaka... see ur record more or HIS is more :P..

Anyways, im sure woawoa will miss u too... so cute tat girl kakakaka...

chingy said...
December 17, 2007 4:09 PM
Where are you going? >_<

jasonphoon.com said...
December 17, 2007 4:38 PM
Only my left hand is expert. Dono why ..

pinksterz said...
December 17, 2007 5:29 PM
chingy: dia mau pigi kahwin.

x said...
December 17, 2007 5:46 PM
calvin's wife: Cannot count d la ....started at 14...>.<

I wish I can bring woa woa with me ....and maybe meet a jappy bastard :p

3POINT8 said...
December 17, 2007 5:49 PM
I read a science journal saying something like... A men's breast is one of the most useless body part humans possess.
It doesn't do anything and also u mentioned the possibility of breast cancer

x said...
December 17, 2007 5:49 PM
chingy: the land of Hentai..yay....

x said...
December 17, 2007 5:51 PM
jasonphoon: I am perfectly okie with both hands...i need practice with the front opener only ...

remember ...practice makes perfect yay!!!

x said...
December 17, 2007 5:52 PM
pinksterz: Itu Nux not i yay

Chingy: dun peduli what she say, she just jelez yay!!!!

x said...
December 17, 2007 5:53 PM
3point8: maybe it is there for guys who wants to get a boob job so that they can be a tranny :P yay!!!!

Cen Ni said...
December 17, 2007 10:33 PM
You can't get any girls la if your posts are all like this, mwahahaha...

Oh wait, you're a tranny... no need a girl then? *scratching head*

Cen Ni said...
December 17, 2007 10:36 PM
PS : this Kif look quite knowledgeable.
We can't never predict what he's going to say next ...

x said...
December 17, 2007 11:41 PM
cenni: ya lo...but it will attract guys :P wukakakakaka

next thing kif say is, i want to play tranny :P

Nux V said...
December 18, 2007 1:12 AM
oooii....i mau hentam sama lu! read my post properly, i not kahwin yet!
anyway, why need so much cables? need to stuff them into a huge container somemore...u performing concert, isit?
got any free tickets?

Jade Z. said...
December 18, 2007 2:00 PM
ewww! that pic is damn gross. -_____-" HAHAHA!!! X, oh, X... *see-saw brows*

x said...
December 18, 2007 6:05 PM
Nux: ya ka? i tot you married 4 times liao ..wukakakaka

can can my tickets are free, you cum to jpn first la...

x said...
December 18, 2007 6:16 PM
Jade z. I assume you are back d, welcome back...Yesh this is the golden age of grotesque..so the picture must be gross too :P

The Bimbo said...
January 28, 2008 8:31 PM
Woa woa is so adorable... she must miss you like crazy.

x said...
February 28, 2008 3:08 PM
bobo: she bugs my dad a lot nowadays :P

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