Groteskes Parade

written by xniquet at 12/16/2007

The Macho Era has ended and welcome to the Era of Grotesque. As you can see I finally got my butt filth fingers on a 3 column layout YAY!!! and also I can kiss Pyzam.com bye bye (I no longer have to advertised them on my blog). What to expect here? Well, just expect some weird shit, so much so that I have included two version of my blog: The clean version and the dirty version. So if you think you can take it go ahead and read the dirty version. The post in both blogs will be the same, but the differences is the layout is somewhat more violent and may not be suitable for general viewing (if you plan to read my blog in the office or at home where there are elderly or little kids around).

Why Grotesque? Have you ever wonder what is the reaction you will get if one of your most respectful church minister or elder was caught in a car crash, and when he was send to the hospital and the people there found out that underneath that “holy” minister robe, he was actually wearing a women’s lingerie. Anyway, 4 more days before I leave to Japan and I hope to bring you queer tales from the land of grotesque. If you know your porn, you probably know by now the most messed up and fucked up porn usually comes from Japan.

Anyway, I was at a blood drive campaign in Kuantan Parade organized by the Local Hospital here. Free food… “Telur Rebus Basi”(Hard Boiled Eggs) which look like it was cook probably last week. [Did you know that if a guy eats aged hard boiled eggs, his testicle will grow double in size, so if you are planning to get bigger balls, be my guest]

There was also a ROTTW Sound Stage 2007 gig going on back to back. Well, when I say back to back, I really mean it literally.

Well, according to Dr. Pink, it seems that Metal music must your blood pressure high and thus making the blood to flow out easily. So I guess it isn’t a bad thing too. WFT!!!!

catagories Day Out, Groteskes, Milestone, pinksterz

17 Comments:

1. 3POINT8 said...
   December 16, 2007 7:00 PM  
   Metal music in a blood donation campaign?
   Hmm...thats something new!
   Last time i donated blood, I fell asleep listening to soft music..
   x said...
   December 16, 2007 8:14 PM  
   3point8: Metal music gets your blood pumping, but how come Hyper tension people cannot donate blood???
   Yannee said...
   December 16, 2007 8:19 PM  
   omg... that's like the worst example u can give to explain what is grotesque... haha now i keep thinking of the holy underwear ...hmm~
   x said...
   December 16, 2007 8:27 PM  
   yannee: Holy lingerie yay!! Anyway, nee it did happen here wukakakakakak...It is so messed up :P
   jasonphoon.com said...
   December 16, 2007 9:12 PM  
   Man, the metal music blood drive sounds like a horrible idea ...
   chingy said...
   December 16, 2007 10:57 PM  
   I've never donated blood before. Brrrrr.
   pinksterz said...
   December 16, 2007 11:22 PM  
   omg obviously i was JOKING when i said that to you! -.-
   
   but it is kinda logical oso... :S
   MizzGrace.com said...
   December 17, 2007 12:42 AM  
   eh..what's with metal music and blood campaign donation? that's a bad combination -_-
   
   anyway...
   
   "..guy eats aged hard boiled eggs, his testicle will got double in size.."
   
   u sure? did u try? =P
   x said...
   December 17, 2007 12:50 AM  
   Jasonphoon: it is not intended one but i guess it clash and i guess the ppl from the hospital must be pretty pissed off.
   x said...
   December 17, 2007 12:51 AM  
   chingy: faster go deposit some blood in the bank :P it is actually good for you...somemore after donating , got telur rebus basi :P
   x said...
   December 17, 2007 12:54 AM  
   Pinksterz: aren't you going to play rock music in your future hospital?
   
   play some metal when you are doing a heart transplant :P
   x said...
   December 17, 2007 12:57 AM  
   mizzgrace.com: yeah i agree, dun expect ppl to headbang after they donated blood, i try but i just couldn't do it.
   
   Eh..didnt try, but everyone says that...i rather have smaller balls...
   pinksterz said...
   December 17, 2007 2:29 AM  
   and the heart sure got gedebuk gedebak super fast according to the bass beat! that would be so cool!
   
   anyway i had gotten myself into deep shit tomorrow! pray that i will survive!!! T____T
   pinksterz said...
   December 17, 2007 2:30 AM  
   and why you so kiasu la? replying each comment separately.
   
   kiasu-ness yang terlampau :/
   x said...
   December 17, 2007 1:41 PM  
   pinksterz: they are going to korban you for haji ? wukakakka
   
   
   FYI, it is not kiasu, because i am sick and tired typing a bunch of comments in one comment and after i press publish, fucking blogger swallow my comment and i have to retype the whole fucking thing again. it happened to me one too many times. now i am smart liao yayy!!!
   The Bimbo said...
   January 28, 2008 8:25 PM  
   I'd tot I had left a comment here that time.. when you changed your layout... :)
   x said...
   February 28, 2008 12:21 PM  
   Bobo: maybe the blogger comment eating monster have eaten it, it always happened to me :p

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