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...underling passage in a book someone has loaned you. especially the sex passages.
...drive home from a party or pub when it takes 10 minutes to find your car's key hold to start the engine.
...interject into another couple's domestic spat. Unless things are so loud you can watch your DVD.
...fart during massage
...continue to talk to co-workers after he entersa bathroom stall and sit down.
...serve your guest with half consumed wine sealed with aluminum foil.
...exclaim the size of the dent your girlfriend left in the sofa.
...ask someone's dog if it is actual breed.
...give your girlfriend jewelery with the white cardboard still attached.
...ask a girl to stay the night and when she say "yes", say you were joking.
...pick your nose in the public and when someone notices, you push it back in again.
...make fun of vegetarianism, tofu, yoga, mantras, astrology, or mystic because you never know if the person you are talking to is a freak.
...put on Kitaro at a party.
...ask anyone older than 6 to feel your muscle.
...claim that you're a Karate expert when you find yourself in escalating dispute with someone and assume a weird fighting stance.
...use cell phone in church , unless you are speaking in tongues
...give your sex partner after just having sex.
...allow your dog to sniff another person's dog after it has taken a dump.
...ask your boss in a polite way, " Have you ever heard of concept call....thinking"
...crack a joke about lesbian; the age, infirm, or disabled; illegal-alien expats; the bald, obese, or incontinent; tree huggers, Bambi smoochers, alcoholics, drug addicts; suicides; abortion; euthanasia; poverty; Gypsies, unmarried mothers, midgets, wife beaters, blondes, trailer trash, bible-haters, anorectics, bowling, golf, impotence, menopause. But feel free to joke about people who put too much wasabi on their sushi.
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