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We are told so many times not to judge a book by its cover but hey come on. Don’t tell me these thoughts never cross your mind: when a hot girl looks at you for more than 15 seconds, she digs you; when you see a girl loading AA batteries into her shopping cart, she definitely owns a battery operated dildo; when a guy talks to you more than 10 minutes in a bar filled with hot chicks, he is gay; when you see a girl dressed in a super hot dress that exposes half her tits, she’s a hooker; when your colleague’s hot wife says to you, she wishes her husband could like you, she wants to have an affair; a girl with a mouth like Angelina Jolie gives good blow job; when a girl goes out with a older men, she must be a mistress; when you find out that a girl reads your friendster profile or facebook profile more than once, you have a stalker; when a girl wet her lips in front of you, she wants to blow you. I know it may seem absurd, but wild thoughts escapes us each time and sometimes it is outta our control. So you just couldn’t blame me for thinking that I got a booty call when I got this SMS from Lisa in the middle of the night:
Then again, it could be just a distress call because her PC broke down and needed to finished up her work which is due tomorrow. Bummer, I guess here’s to a night of cold shower.
...and another thing, please vote for Bobo in the upcoming Ping blog awards. She is nominated for Most Entertaining Blog and Most Dramatic Post.
After you voted for her, you can ask her to :
cook, clean, sweep, mop, wipe, scrub, wash,
brush, dig, water, plant, throw, clear, fix
and even
bend over and suck...
the floor with the vacuum.