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playing on my iPod:Never Gonna Be Alone - Nickelback
“Dude, you have a fucking vagina on your phone.”
“Yeah, I know.”
“This is so wrong. It feels like pressing a vagina on your ears every time you listen to the phone.”
“Every guy likes the feeling of being close to the best thing in this world.”
“But I am a girl, I feel so dirty after using your phone.”
“Don’t worry; I have a bottle of female hygiene cleanser at home. I’ll use it to clean my phone so that you won’t feel 'dirty' the next time you use my phone. “
“WTF?!!! Why do you have that cleanser with you?”
“Long Story, but to cut it short… it was a prank I played on a guy friend who came for a sleep over. He wanted to use a facial cleanser, so I gave him something to cleanse his face with. “
“Damn, you are not only gross, you are mean. Why can’t you be like any other normal guy who puts their girlfriend’s picture as the wallpaper? I happened to think that gesture is really sweet.”
“On the contrary, I have all my girlfriends’ picture on it. That picture pretty much sums it all.”
“YOU ARE REALLY SICK !”
“Thank you “