while the guys were banging the girls like drums...

While the other guys were banging their midnight suppers consisting of Thai Ladies like Taiko Drums in the other rooms. I was left here alone because I stand firm on my notion that I will not pay for a fuck. Just like the fucking birds and the fucking bees, sex should remain free and not turned into some kind of transaction. Anyway, call me old fashion if you want to, but I ain’t paying shit for sex. But before you go off and call me a cheapskate, let me tell you that there are things that I am more than willing to pay for, and this thing has got many names, for instance blow, C, crack, flake, freebase, rock, snow, C17H21NO4, , coke or better known as Cocaine. It all got started when I was talking to this guy from another band call 7th Fleet Band which was playing alongside us that night. Since they were around Bangkok real often, I just wanted to know; besides sex and more sex what sinful pleasure are there in Bangkok. The vocalist John told me that for a fee you can get the badest motherfucking substance ever known to men –Cocaine. It is a secret that no one wants to talk about, but coke is everywhere and it has been booming this last 10 years. The general rule of getting Coke, places that is filled with fucking foreign tourist, there is bound to be Coke on the sale. Of course you can also get cheap ecstasy or Yaa Baa (amphetamine) , but Coke is the real deal. And true to John’s word, I score my first stash of coke right from restaurant just across the places that I was staying. John was the normal recreational users and he has given me some points on how to use my stash of coke. I can either snort it, rush it (inject) or smoke it. By snorting it, the effect will kick in only after a few minutes while the effect will last to 1- 1.5 hours, while by injecting it, the effect will come in much sooner but the effect will only last 20 to 60 minutes. By smoking it, you will get high almost instantaneously but the effect will only last up to 5 to 10 minutes.( I don’t think I can do this because I don’t smoke). Since I have all the time in the world and I have no midnight supper tonight, and being a Chinese cum a certified accountant, it is only sane to choose the way of taking the coke that has a longer lasting effect, come on these fuckers ain’t cheap, there are selling it about 2,500 bath by the grams ( You do the math). Actually all of us had agree to give it a go at this and clear it out of our system before we leave, but those horny bustards seems to be like pulling out at the very last minute and all they want to do it stick their dick somewhere dark and moist, chicken shit is what I think they are. Well, since none of them wants a slice of the stash, better for me, fewer men more share. So equipped with my trusted Maybank ATM card and a rolled up 1 Ringgit bill, I am ready to fall in to a new high and snort my first ever cocaine line. So wish me “chok dee” which means good luck in Thai.

The Married Ones are Usually The Horniest Ones

Here I am sitting on my bed, still feeling the hangover from the show tonight (it started a bit slow but the ending was great). This trip to Thailand with the guys was suppose to be a "let it all rip "type of trip, so much so that I was made to promise to leave all the details of what is going on from this blog. I am not to disclosure any detail here. There is going to be a debriefing after this trip, for all the guys to synchronize our story, so that we can let the ladies know what clean fun we had Thailand so that the story wouldn’t get the guys who are married or currently attached into trouble; I remember the last time, the guys went for a sin trip to Ipoh, they didn’t sync their story to the detail. When the wives wanted to know where did they have lunch that afternoon when they were in Ipoh, all the answer was different because in fact that afternoon they were in one of the sleaziest Spa in Ipoh called Hotel Robin having an ass buffet. So that is why, after a sinful trip, guys should really sync their stories before they go back home to their love ones. On the other hand I have nothing to worry about because I have no one to answer to, so most of the time, if there is something wrong, I would be the one who is likely to take the fall. To the ladies, I am always the “horny” one because no one is sleeping beside my bed, and to them they think I have enough sexual energy to power up a whole fucking town, but on the contrary, usually the horniest ones are the one who has an active sex partner and those who are already married. Why? Because they are the one who finally come to realized that once they have that band in their finger, they are bound to only one women in their life and sometimes, and they feel repress because in real guys are made to stick their penis in as many vagina as they can find and they definitely don’t work well with only one. I am not saying that all guys are like that but it is something that is inherent to them. Even if they don’t do it, I am 100% sure that they have thought or even fantasize it even after they are happily married. Being in Bangkok and all, all these sexual energies going around, somehow I find myself losing interest in it. Our initial plan to come here was play the show, have booze, girls, and shoot some guns. But somehow, I just sorta like lost my faith in all this 3 things and just stay back in my room and sleep it out while the guys are having the time of their lives. I don’t know why, but somehow after the little private show we had just now, it just sort of shut my whole sexual appetite down and now I am at the verge of a mood poisoning and in need of some booze and some pain killers. This is x signing off from Bangkok and wishing you all Sawadee “fucking” Khrap!

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