Showing posts with label How to Use This Blog. Show all posts
Showing posts with label How to Use This Blog. Show all posts

Warning, Read at your Own Risk


































































playing on my iPod:
Love Remains - Gavin Rossdale










Yet another hate mail from an anonymous reader, asking me how I sleep at night when I get suicide notes all the time and knowing that this blog is an “encouragement” to suicides. The answer is simple, I don’t sleep. I just pass out. Since Mr. Anonymous here has taken the time to compose a lengthy mail, I thought I would do a warning note.


Achtung: Matrons and Gigolos

"The following blog is dangerously twisted and addictive. Regular reading may induce insomnia, delusional fantasy of violence, perpetual rebellion, lost of sanity and suicidal tendency. When reading, placed both feet on the ground, tongue firm to cheek, fasten your mental safety belt. Above all remember that as you read this blog the fabric of lies that you call reality begins to rip around you, an uneasy sense of feeling will creep down your spine and fucking throat. This blog isn’t made of rainbows, cinnamon and leprechauns but there is a nightmare holding a scythe behind every line of text in this blog.

Breathe deep, pour yourself a cup of razor blades or
a bottle of carbon monoxide...
ignore the above warning and read on…
"

p.s. For the record, suicide isn’t masturbatory. It can’t be flipped “ON” like a fucking switch. Ask what this fucked up world and society has done to the suicides; this blog is just to show them how to get it done right.


Using Middle Finger Technology



















 id=I think I should have done this post as soon as I changed the theme to my blog, like the previous blog theme xniquet’s becoming x, I know I lot of you got confused on how to navigate around this blog and what more after warming up to the previous layout, I changed the whole setting again. But once you get used to it, you will see that it is actually pretty simple to get around this blog, except for maybe the loading of the pictures and graphics, because, I can compromise with the videos or songs but I just couldn’t bring myself to compromise on the quality of the pictures and graphics here. We don’t serve crap pictures and graphics here, so I am sorry if I killed your bandwidth. Anyway, this will be a very comprehensive guide to use Middle Finger Technology: Please refer to the diagram beside this for reference.


 id=Like any other blog, this one has got a banner too, but this banner serves another purpose, that is to promote upcoming post and sometimes also some updates in my life which is not blog worthy but I still wanna bring it up.


 id=As you can see there are 6 tabs here filled with 1950s Burlesk advertisement taken from the newspaper. This is actually the main navigation tabs:

 id=This is to the about the author section. It will bring you to the xniquet-wiki post about the author where you can read all about him.

 id=This is where you will find all the old post segregated by labels, dates and also series. Here you will also find links to other people’s blog whom has written about this blog/author.

 id=This is the feed button actually. Like it says…subscribe to this blog.

 id=This is the one everybody is asking- “How do I comment?” Click here and you are able to comment. I am sorry that I don’t reply comments here but if you leave your name and link there, I will be sure to reply you in your blog.

 id=This is section where I will post up whatever you wanna say about me, love me, hate me or you just wanna say thanks for convincing you to kill yourself. To do so, you can fill in a pre-generated form here.

 id=Like it says, you can email me, hate mails are welcome too.


 id=This is a new addition to this blog; this is where all future vlogs are going to be posted. It is also made for anyone who wants to promote their blog, themselves or their talent. You can send me a video which you wanna promote and I will be more than happy to place it up here - absolutely free. Nudity, violence, vulgarity is encouraged; besides that is what Middle Finger Technology is all about.


 id=This are actually more links to more section of this blog like: other blogger’s link, chat box, the xniquet-wiki and xniquet’s house of useless vlogs.


 id=If you are too lazy to go to the archive section of this blog, here are the last 10 post for your reading pleasure.


 id=Not only he blogs, he points and click with his crappy camera phone; here you will get to see what I see with my eyes. If you have a Flickr account, remember to add me in.



 id=Last but not least, the hidden sections to this blog. There are two hidden section of this blog:

5UMZ3R0:GH05T8L0993RR3M1X:
This is the section where xniquet rants about the government and give insight to what he thinks is a government conspiracy.

The Die-ry of xniquet:
This section where all of post and picture of xniquet’s scandals are posted.

These section can only be access by clicking on the hidden button on this blog or by subscribing to this blog’s feed.

 id=when you see this, it means there are some xniquet-wiki articles related to this post:



the xniquet-wiki articles forthis post:

xniquet's offical blog
xniquet's blogging campaign
xniquet's middle finger technology



a guide to xniquet's becoming x

















Since I have been having complaints about the confusion that many of you faced while being in this blog, i.e. Where are the older posts? Where do I leave my comments? Where are the links? What else can I do here? ,,etc. So I have decided to make a post on how to get the best of this blog and what you can do here.

This blog is best view in 1280 x 960 or 1280 x 1024, anything wider than these will cost distortion and thus create more confusion.










The navigation is simple. All the basic things you can do in a normal blog are here. Just click on where you wanna go. [See pic above]

  • HOME –bring you back to the main page.
  • ARCHIVE - is where all the older posts are.
  • ABOUT - brings you to the xniquet-wiki page on the author
  • LINKS - where all other blogger’s links are
  • TAG BOARD - where you can shit and fuck all you can, curse filter is off.
  • COMMENTS - where you can say what is on your mind.
  • CONTACT - to email the author





The red shades boxes are for you to rate this fucking blog, the lighter the shades the more heavenly you think this blog is, the darker the red means this blog is hellish.















This is basically the appendix or supplement reading to this blog. Here you will find everything you need to know about what is going on with this blog. Terms and person which are mentioned in the post are explained here. Here you will find detail elaboration of this blog and how it came about.







Here is where you subscribe to this blog’s feed.








Here is where you will find xniquet’s house of useless videocast. It is also xniquet’s video channel in YouTube.





This is the what the fuck is x box where it serves as a calender and also timetable on the where the fuck about x is.

















This section is where you can fill in a form and send it to xniquet in a form of a love mail, hate mail or a suicide note. So far there has been already one a couple of suicide notes that has been sent here.













There are two hidden section in this blog:

5UMZ3R0:GH05T8L0993RR3M1X
This is the section where xniquet rants about the government.

The Die-ry of xniquet
This section where all of post and picture of xniquet’s scandals are posted.