Bad Ass who Rather Break Someone’s Heart

That bitch finally got the best of me and I have only myself to blame. What you do not know after you left is that I was hiding from the sun once and trying to run from time again because I lost you and I was pouring and drinking like a real man and I went home fucking drunk again. My parents were up when my keys hit the lock, and the clock looked at me just like a devilish bitch, and I saw it in my parents’ eyes, in a couple of hours I will be send away. So in front of my parents, I poured a really tall and strong one and hoping that kingdom will come when I finished drinking it. But it didn’t, just moments after that, my suit case was packed and I was driven off to drinking rehab just like that.



Inside the car with my suitcase and a bible in my hand, I told them I sworn to change my ways, but it was too late and now I am on my way back to rehab again. I thought to myself, with kids and a wife at home and a job in some fucked up factory in an assembly line; I wish I had that life instead of doing nothing and all the money to drink my life away and now I have lost another good thing in my life. You won’t pick up my calls and answer my text and you were leaving on a midnight plane to Perth tomorrow. Right about now, I sure hell wished I could pour another strong one and drink it while this car heads to my rehab.


Months passed and I was sober and back from rehab; I was trying my best to make good with you. But after months and months of phone calls, text messages, emails and endless hours waiting on the MSN; there wasn’t a single news or reply from you. Until after a year that you finally appeared on the MSN again and I clicked on your name and as your window popped up showing your display picture. My heart sank; it was you in a white wedding gown with another man. Without a single word I clicked on the “X” and deleted you off my list and that was the last I ever seen of you.

And it made me realized that’s the way my life is and that’s the way I am, I was never cut out for this, the harder I try, the greater the lost. No more will I ever be a sissy going around looking for happiness, because I no longer believe in happy endings and I never ever let out every ouch of my emotion again and I vow never to be the victim that succumb to the all the emotional breakdown that comes with every bullshit relationship, better them than me. And that was the day I became the x who I am today, a fucked up badass rebel with an attitude who rather breaks someone’s heart than get broken heart.


THIS IS XNIQUET’S BECOMING X





This is the last post under xniquet’s becoming x, what better way than to close off this era o than writing about what this era is actually is about. The Die-ry of xniquet will still be on because they are still a lot to dirty laundry for me to reveal but it will appear in the next era: xniquet’s middle finger technology. Thank you for reading and I hope you enjoy xniquet’s becoming x but if you don’t dig that, you can suck it.


NOTE:
"The Die-ry of xniquet" will be kept in the hidden section of this blog, it can only be by those who subscribe to this blog's feed or through the hidden button which is found on this blog. The Die-ry of xniquet is a place to get personal with Mr. x, here most of his scandals and skeleton in the closet are brought into the light.


xniquet-wiki article coming soon - Jen
xniquet-wiki article available - Era: becoming x

Perfect Day

It started with breakfast in bed; you know you gotta beat the clock when you have a fiancé who likes to cook too. Usually the one who gets up earlier gets to make breakfast and for this I remain victorious. It was a simple breakfast – toast with yogurt and freshly slice strawberries, black coffee and The Commodores’ Easy playing on the stereo.

I actually been planning for this day for some time now, you know spend a quiet peaceful day with Lisa. Instead of going to over rated places and fancy restaurant with vintage wine and expensive truffles and other grown up stuff. We actually wanted to relive our childhood days, wanting to rediscover our innocence. That is why it was a day filled with balloons, ice creams, cup cakes, horse carriage rides, toy shops, pet shops. And the day couldn’t end any better than going to a carnival filled with clowns, cotton candies, carousel and lame games that lets you win lame prizes. But I guess the prize isn’t the actual prize that you got when you win the game, but the memory and the fun that will last you a lifetime.


This is one of those days where it just move by so quickly and you wise that all the days of your life is like that. I never have thought I could find so much happiness in such simple things in life. It was such a perfect day for me, and I am glad I’ve spent it with Lisa; it just keeps me hanging on. If I was to sum up the day with a song, I think it would be Lou Reed’s Perfect Day.


here's a couple of version of the song for your downloading pleasure:

• Lou Reed - Perfect Day (1996 version)
• BBC -Perfect Day (1997 Version)
• Scala and Kalocny Brothers - Perfect Day (Choir Version)
  

You know, someone turned off the sun when my wife died 5 years ago and I never thought that it could come back on an ordinary day like this. If we are all made to heal, then why all the dreams of my past keeps washing to my shore? Every time when I could feel a slight pinch of happiness resurfacing in my life, I keep having dreams of my favorite time I have spent with my late wife and when I wake up to the cruel and cold reality, there will never be a single part of that cannot feel the infinite sadness and melon collie of losing someone you love. So I guess this is part of the answer to why I don’t sleep or why I do not try to even sleep.

P.S. If there is a song that I would like to be in my wedding, it would probably be Scala and Kalocny Brothers' Perfect Day.

Scandals that might just work for Sarah Palin

You know, I have been a pro Obama supporter ever since I found out that he was black. Wouldn’t it be cool to have a nigga US president? But right after both the presidential candidate announced their vice president, Obama announced Biden who is like 100 times older than him or maybe everyone else on this planet, but McCain did the fucking right move of announcing hot MILF who is also the governor of Alaska to be his vice president. God Damn it, she is so fine and I am already turned into a McCain supporter. Obama who? Even though she was subjected to an intense amount of media scrutiny especially on the net since after being John McCain’s vice presidential pick one week ago, but she still got my vote because she reminds me of my secondary school Biology teacher Mrs. Lau. God damn it, every time I listen to Guns N’ Roses’ So Fine, I still can recall how Mrs Lau looks. With her hair tie back and up and her thick black plastic framed glasses and her cheap panty hose and high heels. It was indeed an eye tart for all of the guys who sat near the door. I believe I speak for all the guys in my class when I say wild thoughts escape every time Mrs Lau walks by.





But coming back to Sarah Palin, here are some of the nasty things that say on the net:

• Sarah Palin was involved in yet another ethical scandal, this time relating to her firing of a longtime local police chief, who “says he was fired because he stepped on the toes of Palin’s campaign contributors, including bar owners and the National Rifle Association. All Politicians does it, no big deal.

• Although the McCain campaign has stressed her command of the Alaska National Guard as “experience,” Palin never issued a single order. Could be, I don’t know.

• Sarah Palin is the grandmother, and not the mother, of Trig Palin. This theory holds that Palin did not give birth to her son Trig in April, and was actually covering up for her daughter, Bristol. FUUUU!!!! Like desperate housewives’ plot, if so, she isn’t a MILF, but a GILF (but she is still hot).

• But this one (picture below), I think they should forget about the truth on this one because this picture is going to pull in votes for her and not against her. I mean who can resist this fine picture of Sarah Palin, I think if she could be in one of them series in Naughty American’s Bookworm Bitches, she will be a hit. But for now, she still got my votes.

I am the Space Nerd because I love Dune

The last few days have been like a step in to the world of Sci-Fi for me, one Sci-Fi movie series after another. But instead making me feel futuristic, I felt like I have taken a few steps backwards into retro land because most of the Sci –Fi motion picture that I saw was made almost 10 years ago. It started with the Star Trek marathon recently and yesterday I went on a little space odyssey by watching two version of Frank Herbert’s Dune. The visual effects was so obsolete and so close to lame, but it still got my glued to my seat the entire show, I mean how often do you see a fat man floating around in a space suit?



I never read the novel by Frank Herbert’s Dune, as a matter of fact the only time which I came to know about Dune was when the creator’s of Command and Conquer came up with a version of a real time strategy game called Dune 2000 and that seems light years ago. The only thing I could remember about the game was the pesky sand worm. But after watching the movies, it sorta came back to me and it was fun to see familiar stuff on the show. The first version of the show that I saw was a 4 hours TV miniseries; besides William Hurt I didn’t know anyone in the movie. The second version was a star studded 1984 production. It even has Patrick Stewart from Star Trek in it (even then he was bald, which makes me wonder if he ever has hair), Kyle Maclachlan (desperate housewives), Sting (singer) starred this movie.

[Free Download of the Game from Westwood Studio, thanks to www.xtremew.org]

Hey if y’all got 6 hours to spare, do check out one of these movies, I know the effects may be lame but the plot and the story is fucking good. You know after watching it those two Dune movies, I think I will be off to the bookstore to pick up the novel. And so this is how I became a space geek. But seriously, go watch Dune or pick up the novel, it’s all good.



Note: this is a Dune VCD from Malaysia, just look at the synopsis, doesn’t it makes you wanna laugh? Even the piracy in Malaysia is so low in quality.



Anyway, as the weekend is upon us, I am planning to have a nice quiet romantic day out with Lisa. I feel like she deserved one after all the shit she have to put up with me, so I am just going to make this weekend a special one for her.

Updated:

another milestone for xniquetx.blogspot.com for being top of google's search list for "Singapore Hamsup Blog". Yayy!!!

How to Do a Tombstone Pile Driver on your Girlfriend

Firstly I would like to take back all the claims that I would pile drive anyone of you especially if you are a guy. Because at least until today, I thought that a pile driver was only a wrestling move. A pile driver is also an acrobatic sexual positions offer both partners the chance to enjoy new sensations and feelings. Wrestling fans will enjoy the pile driver position.

To Execute the Tombstone Pile Driver on your Girlfriend

Since this is an xniquet’s how to post, let me show you how a pile driver (wrestling type) is being done. A pile driver is actually a very powerful move which can end matches, just look at the undertaker’s tombstone pile driver. It is a variant of the traditional pile driver but it is as lethal. So I thought it will be cool to teach you how to do the Undertaker’s tombstone pile driver:

-First you must stunt your girlfriend by choke slamming them (choke hold your girlfriend by the neck and then elevating them to the air and the slamming their back on the ground) But if that is too much for you, just kick your girlfriend in the stomach.

-Scoop you girlfriend up so that they are vertical mid air in the position of belly to belly with the girlfriend’s feet facing the sky and their face on your crotch. (See pic). Holding your arms around them, make sure your girlfriend head is above your knees.

-Falling down on your knees to finish the move and wait for the 3 count.

So there you have it, you have just done a legendary wrestling move which of course you can do it to your girlfriend when she is naughty or in need of some smacking because girls just loves a manly man and also someone who isn’t afraid of doing things to her physically.

Warning:
-Make sure that you are both comfortable and feel safe.

-Don't drop opponent on their head.

-Their head has to be above the knees, as otherwise you could kill them or seriously damage them.

-Only do this move if you are trained wrestler (or thinks you are one), a rebel who does banned moves anyway, or you are xniquet. (He does pile drivers to keep his girlfriend in line; the many benefits of being his girlfriend)



Facts: xniquet has successfully executed 3 tombstone pile driver on Lisa. No kidding, she likes it because she is a wrestling fan too.

Performing The Pile Driver Sex Position

Next, I am going to show you how to do a pile driver (sexual position) which you can show off to your sex partner. The pile driver sexual position is compatible to anal and vaginal sex, which heterosexual couples or two women (with strapped on dildo) or two men can performed.



To perform this position - the women must:

• Remove panties and any clothing that may cover your vagina.
• Lay down on the floor and then lifting your legs up with the back of your feet facing the sky.
• Use your arms and hands to prop up your back and buttocks. Begin to relax your legs so they are spread open between 12 and 24 inches.
• As your partner enters you, he will likely hold on to your legs to better control thrusting.

To perform this position - the men must:

• Remove pants and underwear and get your penis erected.
• Approach your partner after she has positioned herself with her legs, buttocks facing skywards.
• Bend your erect penis so it faces down, toward her vagina.
• Gently and slowly insert your erect, bent penis into her vagina.
• Grip her upper thighs to reposition her higher or lower and to brace yourself.
• Bend your knees or bend over to adjust your position.
• Thrust with your hips.

If you are still not sure how a pile driver position, take a look at this diagram, it would roughly give you a picture of what a pile driver position looks like.





Warning:
-Do not perform this while intoxicated by alcohol or drugs.

-This can be a painful position to perform if the man’s penis doesn’t bend significantly in a downward direction.


Facts: on how many times xniquet has pile drive his girl friends, none of your business.

Lame blogger who blogs about his tattoo

This post is actually dedicated to all those who asked me why I tattooed the initial H.H. on my right arm and every time I have to go and explained to them what I tattoo on my hands is not initials but I-Ching. After which I have to go on and explained what I-Ching is and what does my symbol stands for. I mean it was pretty cool at first because my tattoo was attracting lots of attention and that is what a tattoo is for right? To attract attention, but it got pretty lame when it attracted a little too much attention and sometimes when I am on the streets, a complete stranger would come up to me and ask me about my tattoo. I mean I wouldn’t mind if it is a really hot chic that came up to me; I would probably ask her out for coffee and enlighten her about my tattoo and I-Ching. But most of the people that came up to me are dudes and that is really a major turn off.










So I am just going to do what usually a lame blogger would do, that is to do a post about the tattoo that I got a couple of weeks ago. My first intention was to get a tattoo of a Chinese calligraphy of the word Ghost/Spirit/Soul on my upper arm, after some persuasion from the guy at the tattoo parlor that it wasn’t going to look that good. I finally pick up did the tattoo which I am stuck with now - a K’UEI I-Ching hexagram on my right arm. I-Ching is actually one of the oldest divinatory methods developed in China over 3,000 years ago. Even the great Chinese philosopher Confucius has spent most of his year of his life in studying it. The study of I-Ching is found in the 3000 year old book I-Ching or The Book of Changes. My I-Ching Hexagram tattooed on my arm is called K’UEI which translated to mean opposition. Which of course represents what a non-conformist like me really stands for; you know it is lame for a blogger to promote his/her tattoo on their blog but it is even lamer for a blogger to promote his blog on his tattoo.




They say getting ink is addicted and I am beginning to feel it now. My second tattoo is just so typically me. My friends were saying that they saw it coming. If I didn’t do it the first time or second time, I would probably have it done on my third. So here’s a hint on my second tattoo



Taken from the Book of Revelation chapter 13: 15-18
“He was given power to give breath to the image of the first beast, so that it could speak and cause all who refused to worship him to be killed. He also forced everyone, small, great, rich, poor, free and slave, to receive the mark on his right hand or on his forehead, so that no one could buy or sell unless he had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of his name. This calls for wisdom. If anyone has insight, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is man’s number. His number is 666.


"Yes, I am doing Satan a favor; he doesn't have to mark me, i did it o his behalf."