xniquet's middle finger technology: ancient incantation to raise the dead: a ching bing's tale

Saturday night, one day before Ching Bing, how totally awesome it would be if i would have been killed by a freak accident because I was observing and doing my part for Earth Hour. I hopped to the light switch to flip it off and hopped back to my bed and only to be greeted by the sharp edge of a hard cover book on my bed. It got me in the ribs but just only enough to give me a nasty scar but it wasn’t enough to permanently rest me. But I tell you it was shit load of pain, enough to make me scream and if you heard a scream just moment after the lights went off, that was probably me. But wouldn’t it be cool if a person dies by being stabbed by a book that would probably be the first, was so close yet so far.

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Anyway, coming back to Ching Bing, every year, my family and i would drive approximately 60kms outta town and head to Cukai/Kemaman which is my parent’s hometown and also the resting place of my late great grandmother and grandfather. And for your information, this place is also known as the “Kerepok Lekor” (Malay Food made outta fish) capital of Malaysia. And if you still have no idea what Ching Bing is, well it is a day where the living ones goes to the dead one’s tomb, clean it and pay their respects. i am not sure way, maybe it is Feng Shui, but why do the Chinese always have to bury their dead on top of the hill. i only thought about it this year because since now i have a broken foot, how the hell am i going to climb up that hill? But that didn’t stop me from going on that trip. This is the first trip for me just sitting in the car all the way and all the time and also the first trip for Woa Woa who had so much fun running up the hill, so much so my dad had trouble catching up with her.

Woa Woa was really enjoying the view of the village side of town and was looking out for monkeys on coconut trees to bark at.

While everyone including woa woa were attending to Ching Bing business, and i took the time to play with my camera’s panorama features and took this picture from the car. As you can see, Number 1 denotes the resting place of my great grandmother and Number 2 denotes my grandfather.

Alright here are a little something extra, for those who are not really into creepy stuff can stop here and check out my next post, tomorrow or maybe sooner. But if you wanna learn something cool, read on. i think a lot of you believe that what that is dead should stay dead right? And we shouldn’t toy with some thing as life and death. Even in the Disney animation Aladdin, when the genie warn Aladdin that he can wish for anything except for a few thing and bringing back the dead is one of them. So now we can comfortably say that bringing back someone from the is not really generally accepted. But there are still people out there who think otherwise. Men has long been trying to conquer this thing call death but until now, they have not been successful. What is it that drives them to blur out the line that separate the living and the dead? Fear of dying? Immortality? Pain of losing someone they love? i guess these are a few. In history, there are a few instances that records the resurrection of the dead, especially in the bible. So brothers and sisters in Christ, i bet these verses from the bible might ring a bell. (1 Samuel 28) - This isn’t the real deal yet because this is just an interaction between Israel's current king and Samuel a prophet with the help of the witch of Endor. And also from Matthew 9:18 – 23, where Jesus raised a dead little girl, a son of a widow (Luke 7:22) and who can forget Lazarus, the dude who has been dead for 4 days and smell bad (John 11:38 -43). The Bible is full of it, when you read the last book in the bible, there is going to be a mass resurrection of the dead. So do you think raising the dead is wrong? Yes? No? But it would be creepy right? Anyway, if you think that it is still impossible, I found this from the book that nearly stabbed me to death. It has an Incantation of raising the dead, don’t know it will work or not, why don’t you give it a try and let us know if it does.

INCANTATION FOR RAISING THE DEAD

LIGHT FOUR CANDLES AT NIGHTFALL AND CAST THEM TO THE FOUR DIRECTIONS (North, South, East and West). THEN PLACE A GLASS OF WATER AT THE BASE OF EACH CANDLE. PLACE HUMAN BONE, HAIR OR FINGERNAILS IN A COPPER BOWL AND IGNITE. PLACE THE BOWL IN THE CENTER OF THE FOUR CANDLES, THEREBY COMPLETING THE PENTAGRAM OF NEGATIVE SPACE. LAY A SOLID LINE OF MOIST EARTH IN A COMPLETE CIRCLE AROUND THE CANDLES. ON THE OUTSIDE OF THAT CIRCLE, LAY ANOTHER CIRCLE OF COMMON SALT.

NOW BEGIN THE INCANTATION BELOW AND SPEAK LOUDLY AND CLEARLY

HIC EN SPIRITUM
SED NON INCORPORE
EVOKARE LEMURES DE MORTUIS
DECRETUM ESPUGNARE
DE ANGELUS BALBERITH
EN INFERNO INREMEABLIS

NOW LOUD AND FAST

WA TA NA SY YAM
WA TA NA SY YAM
WA TA NA SY YAM
WA TA NA SY YAM
WA TA NA SY YAM

*EXTINGUISH CANDLES *

i don’t know about you but the Ching Bing Trip had taken a lot from me and I am all worn up and laying in bed and only to be woken this morning by the doctor who said that i might have something called sepsis which is blood poisoning because of the cuts to my legs and i am allergic to shell fish and sort. Gee great now what would i do? Stay in bed all day again...damnit. Well, as for the above spell, if you happened to be successful in raising the dead, remember to do what bloggers always do - Take lots and lots of picture, camwhore with the thing you resurrected and blog about it. Have a nice day!!!

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