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is there room in my life for one more breakdown?

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the other day, a friend came over to see how I was doing and he was “surprise” to see that i look like shit. I mean I should be looking like shit considering that I have a broken feet and sepsis. But he told me it was a different kind of shit. Dry and pale skin, cracked lips, massive dark rings under my eyes damn but all I am only all worried about now is the massive pores on my face ...sigh!!! All the facial courses and products I paid for are all gone . Anyway, he told me that I could be under some spell because he could feel some sort of unease presence around me, WTF!!! But besides feeling sick and bored at home, I think I am pretty much alright. But he gave me a list of symptoms that you might be under some kind of black magic, I thought to myself if I am already deep into this spell thing will I be able to realized the symptom myself? So just in case, here is the list of symptom when a person is being attacked under black magic. I mean it is so common here, that some people are using black magic to help their business and love life. Rumors has it a transvestite hair salon is so good because the owner uses black magic to trap their customer. Anyway, it is better to be safe than sorry, so here are some symptom that you are being attacked by black magic, you might wanna remember to consult your family witch doctor

Initial stages of possible Black Magic or Spirit Activity

Your sleep is disturbed [checked]
Fatigue and lack of energy to live day-to-day life [checked]
You have Fear [checked] fear of boredom , who doesn’t ?
Disinterest in life [checked]
Hopelessness
You are irritated for no reason [checked] try not going out for 3 weeks
You get angry for no reason [checked] should when you are in pain
Severe Depression [checked]
Dryness of mouth at night [checked]
Obesity in some cases Sudden Chills and Goose Bumps [checked]
at night Tightness around body parts
You start forgetting things in the spur of the moment and experience memory loss [checked] lots of ‘em lately
Your access to the dream world is blocked: No remembrance of dreams when you wake up
Your professional career suffers
Blockages in the inflow of money

Advance Stages of Black Magic/Spirit Activity

You dream of dead bodies and horrible looking people who want to kill you in your dream
You dream of snakes & dirty places [checked] hell yes
Waking up suddenly in fear with shortness of breath [checked] it has been always like that Dreaming of falling from Heights
Dreaming of Snakes, Scorpions & Spiders [checked] fucking snakes
You see black dots or smoke flying all over The stomach bloats like a pregnant women's belly and the area right above the navel tightens up & when touched feels like a golf ball is in there Tightness and heaviness specially in shoulders and chest [checked] sometimes
Extreme hunger in case entities have taken charge of your body
Constant headache
Your complexion darkens Itching, burning and stinging pains in different parts of the body [checked]
In case serious black magic is being done to kill you, You will notice that Crows will cross your path from left to right while travelling or they would crossover from left to right, flying right above you, at times they would have a piece of flesh or some other solid matter in their beaks.

Final Stages of Spirit Possession/Black Magic with very little recovery time left

Cancer of blood or other body parts
Shrinking and malfunctioning of kidneys
Excessive alcohol consumption resulting in liver damage
Substance Abuse
Heart Attacks resulting in sudden death Medicines do not work baffling the medical practioner: resulting in doctors using stronger treatments
Suicidal attempts or thoughts of self destruction [checked]

No brainer

When you keep going back to the same hair salon even filled with transvestite s even when you don’t need a haircut and also the transvestite s there is as big as you and looks like that can single handedly held you down against your will type.

I reckon all the witch doctors who graduated from witch school will go out of business pretty soon because the world itself is good enough to kill you. Why employ a witch doctor to do what the world offers for free. Anyway, I got no time for black magic or any voodoo shit like that; I gotta recover quickly because I just can’t wait to be back on the board and saddle again. There is just no time in my life for another breakdown.

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Been listening to Marilyn Manson’s Eat Me , Drink Me a lot last few days, why because not only this album is inspired by the German Cannibal Armin Meiwes. The title itself is states that this CD is inspired by Lewis Carroll’s Alice in Wonderland. I am almost finished with it and moving on to the sequel which is Alice through the looking glass. Will let you all in the secrets of Alice later,

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++update: thanks again to all who expressed their concern, but my death wish didn't come true and i am still here. Special thanks to Gary who visited me and gave be an unorthodox gift ( a basket full of medicine.) I had my fair share of fruits baskets but medicine you are the first. Not only my line is so bad and my brain isn't functioning too well too that is why there isn't any updates, one will come pretty soon. above is a little something that i have been up to lately. Will update this post again later but for now i wanna thank bobo for pointing out the white rabbit for me. Thanks dear you read my mind :P

The answer for the rabbit is here.

what your mind says?
do you sometimes think you are slightly mad?

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how to be her fortune teller: the tricks of the psychic trade

Here I am dancing on a volcano and trying not to mix feverish thoughts of missing and longing for someone with my day to day straight rational thought, it should be easy because it is like mixing oil and water, but I find myself trying, trying hard to mix it up, I know for sure that oil and water don’t mix but sometimes when I am alone I wonder, is there a spell that I am under that is keeping me from seeing the real thing? So being all tied up in bed and with time and boredom in my hands, I decided to put my tarot reading skill to the test and do a reading on the matter at hand. The reading subject will be that someone, I know this is so wrong but sometimes this is something that you need to do to get things off your head. And so here we go, I am not going to go into a complicated tarot spread like the Celtic cross spread, instead I will be just using a normal 3 card spread. All I need to do is just think of that particular someone and while shuffling the cards which is so easy because I have her on my brain always 24/7 ever since those dreams of her started.

The first card is the Significator which is the major energy and current state of the matter at hand that which will manifest itself. The card I got is The Lovers upward (note if the card is downwards, it represents the opposite of what the card represents). This card represent message which come via the heart. Choices are to be made based on intuition. A new step in growth. A good Omen for marriage (WTF), partnership and business (phewwww).

The second card which is placed on the left next to the Significator which is the influences and energy that will manifest and surrounds me and bound me to the subject matter (the someone I am thinking of). The card that I got is The Magician upwards. The meaning of the card: Initiating a current energy in a particular direction. Great inspiration in handling practical affairs, communication and imagination; it marks the setting off of a new journey.

The third card is to be placed on the right side of the Significator, it represents the outcome of it all. The card that I got is The Wheel of Fortune upwards. This card represents changes, good fortune and an auspicious omen. Growth and development in diverse areas.

I don’t know about you but I think by doing this reading it has left me even more confused than I started. Maybe some people are right, you don’t need a deck of cards to tell you what you wanna do with your life, it is all in the grasp of your own hands and I am the best candidate to prove it , I can't even follow simple direction of my kindergarten teacher when I was young, what more a deck of lousy tarots. So I think I am all good here. But the thing that puzzle me is (look at the cards above again, do you see something similar? Something that all the three cards have and this thing have been haunting my dreams for a while now) If you can see it, congratulation, you are on your way on becoming a fucking private eye, if not here are the hints, on the The Magician card, look at the belt which the Magician is wearing, on The Lovers card, look at the apple tree, lastly on The Wheel of Fortune card, look at the creature next to the wheel. I think something is surely manifesting itself here? What does the serpent want with me? it appear in my dreams of late so many times and now in all my cards which I didn’t even bother to think about it but until I took another closer look. Why are they appearing now? It might not be spooky to me but I think it is kinda disturbing because I fucking hate snakes. Alrighty, If you wanna have a career in the fortune telling industry read on...

how to be her fortune teller: tricks of the psychic trade

some women check them more than their lipstick, so that is why psychic must know how to talk to a women. Notice the word "psychic", i think maybe it comes from the phrase " to psycho chic ", says it all doesn't it. the psychic must make the client the center of attention, validate the client's feelings while claiming to have an insight to their lives.

-Using retrofit:
retrofitting the story, try to link your client to the thing that you want them to know, and it will make you appear have been right all along. example;
You: i bet you work near water don't you?
Her: no i work in KL.
You: which part?
Her: Jalan Raja Laut (Ocean)
You: Laut, see i told you so.

-Ask dumb question:
psychic always asked question but oddly the client always sees it as a statement, which enhances the psychic perceived ability.
You: do you have sisters?
Her: Yes, i do
Her to her friend: He knew i had sisters
Women may remember you as being right even when you are wrong because they want to.

-Be general but specific:
try reading the horoscope and you will know what this means. try to saying something specific but is so really general. " So you are a blogger, i bet you love writing."

-You knew it all along:
Never get surprise when you get lucky, after all you are a psychic and suppose to have insight to all things.

-unlock her potential:
a good psychic talks about potential. Women likes to being noticed for their secret talents. If she has good sense of fashion by the way she dresses, tell her she has a future in the fashion industry. Go ahead and butter her up, things will work your way.

-Use verbal ramp-off:
practice saying this..." i get the impression that you ...or someone you know......is about to....or in the next few years....make an important career change." It will come true trust me, you wanna know why? because you have just covered so many ground. This is call a preemptive switching and it allows you more potential to be right.

have you seen your fortune teller?

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ancient incantation to raise the dead: a ching bing's tale

Saturday night, one day before Ching Bing, how totally awesome it would be if i would have been killed by a freak accident because I was observing and doing my part for Earth Hour. I hopped to the light switch to flip it off and hopped back to my bed and only to be greeted by the sharp edge of a hard cover book on my bed. It got me in the ribs but just only enough to give me a nasty scar but it wasn’t enough to permanently rest me. But I tell you it was shit load of pain, enough to make me scream and if you heard a scream just moment after the lights went off, that was probably me. But wouldn’t it be cool if a person dies by being stabbed by a book that would probably be the first, was so close yet so far.

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Anyway, coming back to Ching Bing, every year, my family and i would drive approximately 60kms outta town and head to Cukai/Kemaman which is my parent’s hometown and also the resting place of my late great grandmother and grandfather. And for your information, this place is also known as the “Kerepok Lekor” (Malay Food made outta fish) capital of Malaysia. And if you still have no idea what Ching Bing is, well it is a day where the living ones goes to the dead one’s tomb, clean it and pay their respects. i am not sure way, maybe it is Feng Shui, but why do the Chinese always have to bury their dead on top of the hill. i only thought about it this year because since now i have a broken foot, how the hell am i going to climb up that hill? But that didn’t stop me from going on that trip. This is the first trip for me just sitting in the car all the way and all the time and also the first trip for Woa Woa who had so much fun running up the hill, so much so my dad had trouble catching up with her.

Woa Woa was really enjoying the view of the village side of town and was looking out for monkeys on coconut trees to bark at.

While everyone including woa woa were attending to Ching Bing business, and i took the time to play with my camera’s panorama features and took this picture from the car. As you can see, Number 1 denotes the resting place of my great grandmother and Number 2 denotes my grandfather.

Alright here are a little something extra, for those who are not really into creepy stuff can stop here and check out my next post, tomorrow or maybe sooner. But if you wanna learn something cool, read on. i think a lot of you believe that what that is dead should stay dead right? And we shouldn’t toy with some thing as life and death. Even in the Disney animation Aladdin, when the genie warn Aladdin that he can wish for anything except for a few thing and bringing back the dead is one of them. So now we can comfortably say that bringing back someone from the is not really generally accepted. But there are still people out there who think otherwise. Men has long been trying to conquer this thing call death but until now, they have not been successful. What is it that drives them to blur out the line that separate the living and the dead? Fear of dying? Immortality? Pain of losing someone they love? i guess these are a few. In history, there are a few instances that records the resurrection of the dead, especially in the bible. So brothers and sisters in Christ, i bet these verses from the bible might ring a bell. (1 Samuel 28) - This isn’t the real deal yet because this is just an interaction between Israel's current king and Samuel a prophet with the help of the witch of Endor. And also from Matthew 9:18 – 23, where Jesus raised a dead little girl, a son of a widow (Luke 7:22) and who can forget Lazarus, the dude who has been dead for 4 days and smell bad (John 11:38 -43). The Bible is full of it, when you read the last book in the bible, there is going to be a mass resurrection of the dead. So do you think raising the dead is wrong? Yes? No? But it would be creepy right? Anyway, if you think that it is still impossible, I found this from the book that nearly stabbed me to death. It has an Incantation of raising the dead, don’t know it will work or not, why don’t you give it a try and let us know if it does.

INCANTATION FOR RAISING THE DEAD

LIGHT FOUR CANDLES AT NIGHTFALL AND CAST THEM TO THE FOUR DIRECTIONS (North, South, East and West). THEN PLACE A GLASS OF WATER AT THE BASE OF EACH CANDLE. PLACE HUMAN BONE, HAIR OR FINGERNAILS IN A COPPER BOWL AND IGNITE. PLACE THE BOWL IN THE CENTER OF THE FOUR CANDLES, THEREBY COMPLETING THE PENTAGRAM OF NEGATIVE SPACE. LAY A SOLID LINE OF MOIST EARTH IN A COMPLETE CIRCLE AROUND THE CANDLES. ON THE OUTSIDE OF THAT CIRCLE, LAY ANOTHER CIRCLE OF COMMON SALT.

NOW BEGIN THE INCANTATION BELOW AND SPEAK LOUDLY AND CLEARLY

HIC EN SPIRITUM
SED NON INCORPORE
EVOKARE LEMURES DE MORTUIS
DECRETUM ESPUGNARE
DE ANGELUS BALBERITH
EN INFERNO INREMEABLIS

NOW LOUD AND FAST

WA TA NA SY YAM
WA TA NA SY YAM
WA TA NA SY YAM
WA TA NA SY YAM
WA TA NA SY YAM

*EXTINGUISH CANDLES *

i don’t know about you but the Ching Bing Trip had taken a lot from me and I am all worn up and laying in bed and only to be woken this morning by the doctor who said that i might have something called sepsis which is blood poisoning because of the cuts to my legs and i am allergic to shell fish and sort. Gee great now what would i do? Stay in bed all day again...damnit. Well, as for the above spell, if you happened to be successful in raising the dead, remember to do what bloggers always do - Take lots and lots of picture, camwhore with the thing you resurrected and blog about it. Have a nice day!!!

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Haunt a House: Ancient Japanese Way

百物語怪談会

There is a ancient Japanese way namely Hyakumonogatari Kaidankai translated into “ A Gathering of One Hundred Supernatural Tales” Hyakumonogatari Kaidankai was a popular game that originated during the Edo Period of Japan.

The game was a simple one. In a room, as night fell, one hundred candles were lit. Guests and players gathered around the candles, taking turns telling Kaidan [怪 (kai) meaning “strange, mysterious, rare or bewitching apparition" and 談 (dan) meaning “talk” or “recited narrative.”] After each kaidan, a single candle was extinguished, and the room slowly grew darker and darker. The process was an evocation. with the extinguishing of the final candle, you should find that the evocation of Hyakumonogatari Kaidankai has worked its magic,with the final candle believed to summon a supernatural entity and that means the entity has taken an interest in you and settled in your house.Anyway, me and the gang had a exhilarating time playing this game, listening to supernatural tales, each tale ended, the storyteller would douse a single candle, the light slowly fading as the tension rose. as each candle goes off it summon more spiritual energy, transforming the room into a beacon for the dead. With the vanishing of the final light, someone or something terrible would be waiting in the darkness. But we ran out of stories, so we had to stopped at the 12th candle. but I would love to continue this game. I am just going to collect as much ghost stories as possible and then post it up in the Red Empress and when I have collected 100 ghost stories I will continue with the game. So if you have a ghoulish tale, stories from your local village or perhaps a personal experience to share, please do email it to me at xniquet@gmail.com and I hope i can published it in my blog and add to my Kaidan collection and i hope that i can gather enough before the next Hungry Ghost Festival.

Beelzebub, what the Devil Has in Store for Me…

I hope you all had a great Devil’s Night last night, if you are wondering what Devil Night is, well, it has been a long tradition since World War 2, where on the night before Halloween, 30^th October, crimes are greatly increased, especially arson and vandalism, it is a night where hooligans go around rampaging and committing this kind of shameless act. Anyway, on this night too, I am on my way to KL for an exclusive Halloween gig, it is a close gig by some filthy rich ass.

I’ve never played a closed gig before and I wonder what the devil has in store for me and I couldn’t resist taking out my tarot and asking it what will become of our act tonight. Guess what its answer was: The Karma Card facing upwards. Using my tarot decoder, it reads: FAIRNESS, BALANCE,HARMONY. I wonder what the devil does that mean, but as long as it doesn’t state DISASTER or FAILURE, I am all good. :D

Here I am blogging from my hotel and waiting for my makeup artist to finished up painting me for tonight, I am going to be pitch black (Orang Minyak) tonight, yeah, that is my costume for tonight.

Done with our equipment and sound check just now, everything was in tip top condition:

Half way covering my in black grease paint

Almost done with my face and my whole body will be next…anyway, wherever you partying tonight, I wish you have a great Halloween party :D

HAPPY HALLOWEEN to ALL