Making Faces at Fara

It’s been ages since I did any tag, but thanks to Fara I am doing one now, yayy!Alright I am not really sure about the rules of the tag because it isn’t stated. But from Fara’s post, I think I am supposed to do 3 Mangga Avatar and give a brief description of the 3 pictures, so here it goes:

The Woot! I got Face Your Manga TAG

Basically these are faces before, during and after my Nine Inch Nails concert.









Well, I gotta say sorry to Fara firstly for overlooking it and that is why this tag is a wee bit late, usually the tag I do guarantee siap besok (Guarantee done by tomorrow) [ this is also tag line which was suppose to be used in the The Blog God Review Site, but by the way things are going, I don’t think it will ever be used there]. Anyway, this tag is late because I didn’t know I was tagged and also MangaYourFace is down, so instead of doing it there, I went around the net looking for other people’s Avatar and then took bits and pieces from everywhere and a little help from Photoshop to make my very own avatar, and these are the other avatar which I stole the bits and parts from.




Damn, it sure feels go to be doing tag and I owe it all to Fara. So thanks again and like usually, the policy of xniquetx.blogspot.com is that all tags that comes here, ends here. So no innocent bystanders will be tag. Thank you.



Lastly wishing to all my Muslim friends out there:
“Selamat menyambut Ramadhan Al Mubarak dan Selamat menunaikan ibadat puasa”

See my BM terror or not ?

people who complicates your life

Alright this is a tag by curryegg and I am suppose to list out the top 5 presents that I wish for, but I guess I am always fickle minded about material things because they keep on changing, and by the time someone gave me the thing that I wanted now, I might have already change my mind, so why not I list out things that I haven’t done and I think I should take the leap of faith and jump straight in on it.

Top 5 things that I never done but I think I should

1. Pursue a woman not because she is hot but she is cool. Hotness attracts me I guess not only me millions of guys too but why not, try not the looks for the change.
2. Be debt free. Compounding interest is like a bitch, she will go both ways. I think it will be better if she goes my way.
3. Disagree with the person with I fear the most. Not that I have any at the moment but when the time comes, I wanna see how I am able to stay true to myself in the eyes of fear
4. Embrace the male carpe diem death cliché. I will die; my friends and dozens of bungee jumpers, sky diver, surfers, kamikaze downhill bikers, rock climbers too. Realization that we have limited mortality, I think I should get up my roof and clear the fucking beehive.
5. Getting rid of the people who complicate my life.

Here’s the bonus: relating to number 5. Here’s the 5 person that complicates my life and how I am trying to make them go away:

1. the chatty neighbour

Complicate my life by: being a permanent fixture at my door, so much so disrupting my ability to MSN with my friends while I do my work.
Ways to neutralize: boring him. Don’t engage, and don’t say anything that might lengthen the conversation.

2. the nagging aunty:

Complicate my life by: giving unsolicited advice.
Ways to neutralize: befriending the enemy. Take her out to lunch and do a handiwork in her place. At the very least, I might get to understand her motivation and she might get to see how a well balanced person I am and thus she will be less pesky.

3. the pushy salesperson

Complicate my life by: trailing you around the store.
Ways to neutralize: dress down, because salesperson tends to approach a person who is better dressed up than the other.

4. the tragic friend

Complicate my life by: complaining about his existence.
Ways to neutralize: telling him a joke, preferable a dirty one, it will stop him long enough for you to change the subject.

5. The never do well sibling

Complicate my life by: borrowing money and third wheeling your life.
Ways to neutralize: shut her out. Don’t not lend any more money; instead help her get up on her feet. Because the more I lend, the worse it will get until I say no, she will then only realized that she needs to do something.

Continuation of the tag:

The person who tag me is: curryegg

My five impressions on her: full of life, always smiling in her pictures, passionate about blogging, has a thing about eggs and the person who give me this tag. I guess I am not too sure about this because, I never met her or even spoken to her.

Most memorable thing she has given: pretty obvious isn’t it, giving me this tag la…. :P

Most memorable words she said to me: can’t answer that because we never spoken.

If she becomes my lover, I will: stop beating and killing eggs…

If she becomes my enemy, the reason would be: my cholesterol level too high?

OK this is the part where I am suppose to list out 5 bloggers , so I will be very random and will chose blogger no 5, 10, 15. 20,25 from my blog roll and they are:

1.Leech

2.Shanecoast

3.Mr. JP

4.Cen ni

5.Grace

Who is no.3 having a relationship with: someone in Malaysia I think, have to check with EB.

Who is no.5 having a relationship with: her boyfriend.

If no.2 and no.3 are together will it be a good thing? Yeah, but then again no.3 have already found his significant half.

What about no. 4 and no. 5? What sort of togetherness are we talking about ? if you are reading my mind, Hell yeah, I would love to see two hot chicks together, if you know what I mean :P~~~~

What is no.3 studying? This has just reminded me to ask him when I see him. okie, i just did, see below...

When was the last time I chatted with no. 5? Some time ago on MSN, I think just before Chinese New Year, we were talking about how great her legs will look if she wore a micro short Cheong Sum.

Does no. 4 work? Yes she does and part of her working description is talking to me on her IM. Been proposing to her but she is yet to leave her job to come down to Kuantan and be the bride of x.

Do you have any cousin in her school?Huh? No, I guess....

Will you be with no.1? Hell yeah, she is hot but I guess not, she is with someone.

What about no.5? Damn she is hot too, same answer like above. Note to myself, remember point number one on top.

Does no. 2 have siblings? I can’t remember, she is currently not on her MSN and she is a little too far to call up. I’ll check with her some other time.

How did you get to know about no.2 and no. 4? No.2 - I was caught “skodenging” her blog , no. 4- through pink. (yes she is the one who is supplying me with fresh new hot chicks on my MSN list)

Where do no 1. lives? Apparently in Subang Jaya, but I am guessing she camps out in her gym.

How did you get to know no. 2? Skodenging her blog? I am confused, isn't this the same question asked ?

Is no. 5 the sexiest person in the world? Yes she in a micro short Cheong Sum is definitely going to get my vote :P~~~~~~

Well, sorry I cannot be specific because I have yet to meet anyone, so this is the best I can do. thanks again to curryegg for the tag,

Anyone complicate your life yet?


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7 X Factors and of Cherry Popping

I am being tagged by the mother of my future godson/daughter and also the very pweetty Ericca (wink- wink). Ok, I think I did a similar tag like this before but instead of 7 random facts I was asked to write about 8 random facts. It would so simple to copy the previous post and take one of the post out ...:P but to live up to my reputation (points to the above) , instead of 7 random facts about me, I shall write 7 random Xmas facts about me :P

Rules
Each player starts with 7 random facts/habits about themselves. People who are tagged need to then report this on their own blog with their 7 things as well as these rules. They then need to tag 7 others and list their names on their blog. They are also asked to leave a comment for each of the tagged, to let them know that they have been tagged and to read the blog....yada..yada..yada

x's 7 :

1 | On Xmas trees and Church

I was not born in a Christian family but I was sent to Sunday school at the age of 3. And I learned all kinds of things about Christmas (Long time ago in the city of King David... yada yada yada) from there. When I came back from Sunday school, I tried convincing my parents to get me a Christmas tree because it was sort of like a Sunday school project and every kid should have one at home: P They didn’t bought it, so I took matters into hands by bringing all sort of plants into the living room and decorating it with my little green plastic army men and Lego pieces, I made a bloody mess of the living room. They finally give in and that is how I got my first Xmas tree.

2 | On being a Churchie singing in a Choir

x started to join the church choir at a tender age of 7 even though his voice hasn’t break yet but he was already singing in the bass section (hence the macho voice now). The real reason of x joining the choir was because he had this major crush on a church choir chick who was like 6 years older and has a bf but he was a playa and a jerk. He played really good guitar and x think the reason he got that choir chick is because he could play the guitar. It is sad to say that the jerk was the one who got x started with the guitar but x self taught himself till he could whoop the guy’s ass in guitar, so that he can woo the choir chick, he even wrote a Christmas Cantata for the church choir that year but too bad x already lost interest in the girl.

3 | On Xmas Epiphany and Popping Xmas Cherries

At the age of 18, x was in college and finally knew what the true meaning of Xmas. –it is about getting wasted and getting laid. Not going to tell you what age I lost my virginity (will do it in another post) but it was on a Xmas, and have been popping cherries on Xmas ever since. In fact if you ask x what is the best present he ever gotten on Xmas, it is getting to pop cherries, statistically most of the girls get their cherry popped at Xmas, I don’t know why, it is maybe the atmosphere that creates a romantic setting or maybe girls are just basically gets horny on Xmas. Anyway, that should name it XXXmas instead of just Xmas

4 | On lame ass colleagues and Xmas Turkeys

When x was working in an accounting firm, Xmas was just a lame excuse for his colleague to organize over-priced Xmas gathering, and on top of that, you are suppose to bring a gift of a certain value and in exchange you will get back a gift which is so much lower in value and also where all colleague will pretend how good the fucking turkey tasted even though the turkey really tasted like shit, just because the boss sponsored it.

5 | On Marriage Proposal

X’mas was also the time where x proposed to his late wife. Maybe it is just the festive feeling that guys will have more guts to propose on Xmas without the fear of getting rejected. Phewww...x didn’t get rejected.

6| On x’s Xmas Darkest Secret

IF you ask me now, do I fancy Xmas, the answer is ”NO”, even though during Xmas season people seems joyous, happy and jolly. This only mean one thing, they are only faking it more than usual. I think Xmas is overrated and things are pricey, people who are usually assholes pretend not to like one, it is so bloody fake. To let you in a dark secret, x dreams of slitting his wrist on Xmas morning and bleed himself to death in a tub filled with absinthe.

7| On Xmas this year

This year’s Xmas is totally another first for x, because he is going to spent it in Japan for the first time, away from his family and Woa Woa and friends. So I am just going to dedicate this song for everyone… enjoy…

Thanks for the tag and I hope that Christians reading will not be offender with my twisted perception of Xmas.

End of Tag

Nice Things to Say on Xmas

Here are some “nice” things to say to people to Xmas to make the season more joyous… Here I give you some of the nastiest thing ever said by men. These are ‘Witty’ quotes that will be always remembered.

About a funeral:

The only reason so many people attended his funeral was they wanted to make sure he was dead.

To a Michael Jackson’s Fan:

Michael Jackson’s album was called “Bad” because there wasn’t enough room on the CD cover for “Pathetic”

On Relationship

People shouldn’t be treated like objects; they are not valuable.

On Losing Weight

She has not only kept her figure, she’s added so much to it.

On Forgiveness

One should forgive one’s enemies, but only after they are hanged.

On Nose Rings/Stud

He has so much fish hook on his nose, he looks like a piece of bait.

Finally, just to be an Asshole

When you see a lady with a “Guess” t-shirt on, go up to her and say, “ Thyroid problems?”

Disclaimer: xniquetx.blogspot.com will not be responsible if in the event of you being senselessly beaten up after saying the above to anyone.

I am in Love with My Neighbor's Wife

After doing the KOKOLOGY in Cen’s blog, especially the one with the strawberry, I guess I have a story of the past to share too…

I remember when I was staying in the Ridzuan Condos across Sunway Lagoon. And given that Janice is, in fact my neighbor’s wife, the coveting would be just a little too close for comfort. In weaker moments, when she is looking at me without blinking for a dozen of seconds, I try to convince myself it is her problem.

“You are so easy to talk to” Janice said with her shinny eye bigger than a satellite dish. We were having our usual weekday morning coffee together in my apartment. She usually stopped by after her morning run around the pool every weekday for coffee and in the last 4 months, we developed a certain fondness with each other, mainly fueled by our living in the same apartment building and her husband who has to commute every weekday as early as 5am to make it in time for work. Every morning I see her collar bone poked out of her blue sweat shirt, her hair banded back revealing her throat and with her half carat ring wrapped around the coffee cup, she sipped her coffee. She is the sweet and flawless wife that every man fantasized about capturing, except her husband the sales rep, didn’t have to fantasize...Bah!!!

With Acoustic Alchemy’ classical guitar playing on my CD player, I was standing 2 feet away from her; I could felt her pulling me to her belly button. I could ever smell hair lavender hair wash, just one goddamned kiss…everything went quiet as I sway away into a series of mindless thoughts, then I hear her voice again and everything was back to normal again.

She was perfect, and perfectly out of the question. How could I find perfection in another man’s woman when I too already have one? The gravest were imagined and never tested. Does that mean I have already committed sin towards her husband?? Every time we met it was like two cannibals meeting on full stomachs, but deep down inside I was longing for more. Sometimes I really wished that I’d met her earlier. But if I had met her earlier, would she have been someone else? I can’t have her, is that why I want her so much??? I guess it is nothing personal, It’s only the ninth Commanment and people just love breaking the rules.

Some of you might remember THIS, if you listen closely to the lyrics you might know what this song was all about, rather than just body parts flown around.

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The Beginning of the Tag

Nux has tagged me to blog about my most common writing mistake. Sorry for taking so long time to complete this taggy (Errr ignore this line because I copy bulat bulat from Nux's post). Anyway, here it goes:

*Start copy paste*

What is my most common writing mistake?

Instructions: To play this game, all you must do is explain what your most common writing mistake is. Then, you simply tag five individuals for the meme. Those five people will, in return, tag five more people. Ultimately, readers should see a tapestry of common grammar and spelling mistakes. Therefore, anyone that is feeling ashamed of their errors will feel a bit more confident and secure. Copy the person and person’s name that sent it to you and add your own at the bottom of the list. It really helps build community.

Here are the answers:

Shine with Grace: Mixing the word “from” with “form” all the time.
Trinity’s most common mistake: I sometimes feel confused to use past tense or present tense when I share my stories.
LadyJava: typing too fast that sometimes I miss words in between.
Genie King: I type too fast too…always end up with “tot he”…when it should be “to the”.
Speedcat Hollydale: I “misspell” everything and forget to proof read b4 publishing.
Amel’s most common mistake: I find it hard to try to describe something as well as I want to due to lack of vocabulary, esp. when it comes to fashion or furniture or food. I don’t know much about those topics. Other than that, sometimes I write “aggressive” as “agressive”.
Jam: not really sure whether to use ‘can’ or ‘could’ as well as ‘will’ or ‘would’. What is the difference between ‘can’ and ‘could’ as well as ‘will’ and ‘would’. Can anyone enlighten on this point?
Nux: mainly typo errors. Sometimes being confused on whether to use past/present tense.

x: Funy yo shoulf aks me his quetion because before I tuld Punksterz that I was a Perfectionist , hence th anser is No, I dun't have any commmon writting mitake becase I am Perfekt ..YAY!!!

*end copy paste*

Since my perfection is enough to go around and rendering all the people I am going to tag perfect too and making them incapable of committing any mistake, so the tags ends here and I don't have to tag them.

Sekian, telima gasih

My New Pet

Meet my new pet which is a err…”I don’t know what”, but isn’t he fucking cool, he have the army camouflage suit on :P. I call her Mr. Lalat

Mr. Lalat says “Hello to all…”

Mr. Lalat like to ride fast bike

And Mr. Lalat does it Mat Rempit Style …..Vrooooooooooooooooooom

Thanks to Princess Eileen for tagging me, I guess I am going to do this tag a little bit different, so I turned it into a Youtube …But I forgot to insert any audio for your listening pleasure, so I decided to upload Daughtry's Sorry (bonus track) so that you can watch this and listen to it . ..Enjoy :)

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Here Lies The Genies

Tagged by Nux, thanks a bunch :)


Genies : X, you have been granted a wish. What did u wish for?
X: I want to see you two Genies do a 360' back flip on your flying carpet.
Genies: Wookay

*KABOOM*


***Start Copying Here***

Rules:

1. Write a short paragraph about your visit by the two Genies and include a link to the blog that passed on the Genie Symbol to you.
2. COPY the Rules and ENTIRE List below and post it on your blog.
3. List down your wish.
4. Place your name below the last name on the list and pass on the Genie Symbol to at least 5 other bloggers.
5. Please put up either one (or both) of the Symbols of the Genies on your blog to show that the Genies have visited your blog.

Codes are given below:

The symbols of the NEW and IMPROVED Genie Princess & the Genie King

<a href="http://mariuca.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"><img alt="Genie Princess" src="http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/162/geniefrv1.th.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /> <a href="http://eddiejohn66.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"><img alt="Genie King" src="http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/2461/genieadrianlk3.th.jpg" border="0" /></a>

The Genie King, the Genie Princess and their trusty Genie Buddy have visited:

Adrian would like to wish for good health and happiness!

Emila would like to wish for happiness and success.and peace!

Bobby would like to wish for the powers of Superman and immortality!

Jean would like to wish for stress-free work environment and happiness!

Trinity would like to wish good health for Jan’s brother and Yah and Wan and success!

Jesse would like a great isp and a Yummy box of chocolates!

Speedcat Hollydale would like a pet acorn monkey named “Monkee”!

Spiff, The Spaceman would like a billion US Dollars! (Am I being too greedy here?)

MPG would like to wish for love and peace.

Rolando would like everyone’s hearts desire to come true!

Joezul would like to wish for all to get their wish come true.

Jay would like to wish for 10k visitors and readers per day!

kumo would like to wish everybody a better day every next day!

Promthep would like to be successful in everything!

Sam would like to wish for a happy & simple life and happiness to everyone!

NAFASG would like to build a better community for everyone!

Levian would like to be happy always!

Apple would like to be slimmer!

Menopauseprincess would like peace, happiness, love, health & prosperity for everyone!

Morgan would like to wish for love, laughter, sunshine & blue skies for EVERYONE!

Kellie would like to wish for happiness & love to be bestowed on her family & friends!

LadyJava would like to wish for love, health, beauty and wealth for one and all!

Keeyit would like to wish for staying healthy and happily with family!

Colleen wishes everyone be well and happy!

Spookygrace would like to have a busy traffic and making money blog!

Janice Ng would like to wish for good health for his brother!

Nick would like to wish for a set of new running shoes!

Shinade would like to send love,peace,wealth and good health to everyone!

Cbenc12 would like to wish for health, happiness and luck for my family and friends and me too!

Paris would like to wish for more publicity!

Bokjae would like to wish for speedy recovery for j@nice’s brother, yan and wan!

Giddy Tiger would like to wish for longer weekends and never-ending holidays!

Book Project would like to wish for total wealth minus one Solomons Wish!

MT would like to create a toys & games empire & have the will to c’tinue blogging!

Dawn would like to wish for world peace!

Cotojo would like Love, Peace, Harmony, Understanding & safety for all children!

Bobo would like health & wealth for everyone she loves (including her blogfriends)!

Auntie Dar would love to end animal cruelty!

Chinnee would like to wish for happiness and good health forever!

Ozzieblackcat would like to wish for success with her blog!

rinnah would like to wish for more good paying opps to come my way!

conancat would like to wish that Almond the Poodle will get fatter and fatter and fatter.

TingTitLei would like to exterminate all retards but end up being the richest man instead.

Adyla would like to wish for mighty stars so the stars will grant her others wish as for like forever..

3POINT8 would like to wish for POWER!
Nux V would like to wish for $$$!
X want to see the two Genies do a 360' back flip on their flying carpet.

Welcome aboard the Magical Flying Carpet for the Ride of your Life!

Alakazam!

***End Copying Here***


I wish to tag:
NO ONE because ....
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...and hence the world is rid of this tag, Amen!!!

THE END

Ok, I’m Tagged, Therefore

Tagged by the Pink One a.k.a. Pinksterz…formerly known as Minah Rempit or Minah

Rules:
Repeat subject header “I’M TAGGED, THEREFORE…”
Copy + paste these rules in your entry.
Complete these 15 totally useless statements & questions.
Mention who you were tagged by, followed by 8 people who you’ll be tagging.

WARNING!
Failing to do so and you’ll be cursed eternally with a 3-holed nose and a low-cost flat.

If I was an opposite gender, what would my party clothes be like?

This is easy; the answer is I won’t be going out to any party because I will be busy looking and playing my boobies…YAY!!!!

At 10am this morning, I was…thinking about boobies.

At 10pm tonight, I will be…thinking about boobies.

Who should be the next Malaysian Prime Minister?

Don’t ask silly question, of course I should. And when I am PM all the government servant, doctor, police, arms forces and school uniforms’ color will be changed to pink. Don’t you love just being stopped by the traffic cops wearing pink helmet and tops, pink tights with pink boots on their psychedelic pink bikes? And Oh I’ll paint the parliament house pink too.

If my spouse told me to do without sex for a year, I would…

Wrapped her up and send her back to my in-laws, with a note attached – “damaged goods”.

If I was a piece of a car, I would be the…gear stick, oh yeah, I am that loooong ;P

If I was told one day that I would have to give up either 1) anything chocolate OR 2) ever seeing the beach again, for the rest of my life, which one will I give up?

I will gladly give up both only if the person who came up with this silly question will give up shitting through his/her ass and use his/her mouth instead …wukakakkakakaka.

Singapore is good for health conscious gays who want to be fit because they have this gay world stadium where all the gays can do gay fitness activities together :P

If I could only say 3 words before I die, what would those last words be?

Hmmm…tough one, I would have gone with “Quick, show me your boobies” or “I want blow job now” but that would be five words already, so I’ll just stick with “I want quickie!”

Die by drowning or by fire?

Drowning I guess because there would be plenty of fire when I go to hell; tough luck for those who choose to die by fire. See y’all in hell :D I’ll bring the marshmallows for the BBQ :P

What one single thing would you buy with your last RM9.95?

Bra for my new boobies :P

If I opened a night club, what would I call it?

“My Church”- For those people who missed church and feel guilty and for those people who are always gets calls from their nagging parents, boyfriends or girlfriends asking them where the heck are they.

Don’t cheat: what’s “bulbous”?

NOUN [b.uh.l -b.ao.l.s] A mature male mammal’s testicles (of which the female mammal is called “cow”)

I think my ass is…good for eating.

Don’t believe me? I’ll proof it to you. Look to your right toward my September’s archive list. Starting with the post “ Eat and be Merry” take the first alphabet of each post title and work down to the last post which is “Season for Doggie” and see what you got .

E _ _ -_ _- _ _ S!!!!

I am Tagging anyone who thinks their ass taste better than mine.

Thank you Pinksterz for the Tag, and now excuse me, let me get back to what I was doing …

Update:

I have been tagged by her majesty Princess Eileen with the same tag. Usually I won’t do the same tag again but since it is her majesty, I will do it again. :P Wukakakka. Okie la, actually after reading her post I notice I left out one question, so I better do it or else 3 holed nose and low cost flat for me.

Who would I like to be left on a deserted island with?

I don’t need anyone, I am Mr. Independent, but a paper towel and a dirty magazine would do just fine so that I can spend time cultivating some” Man to Hand” relationship wukakakaka. But really if someone really needs to be with me on that island, a belly dancer with a belly stud will do just fine, so that I can watch belly dancing 24/7.

Thanks to Princess Eileen for tagging me :)

Bloggy Day

Bloggy Day

I got tagged by Calvin’s Wife and I have to post it on the 31 August 2007. Why? READ HERE

Shanecoast

A lovely girl from Taiwan who simply loves Elephant and drawing them. You should check out her elephant drawings :D. Constantly wishing that her government will declare holiday because of the typhoon that has been rampaging her country. Go check her out if you know how to read Chinese. :)

Pink Label

A Malaysian damsel living in Tasmania; don’t be deceived by her good looks, she is actually a hot pink chili that could burn a hole right thru ya…wukakaka. Go check this pink blog out, there’s tons of nice pictures and materials that surely bring a smile to your face.

Pinksterz

This is ultimate pink one; A medic student in the land of belly dancers. Wanna see more of the land of the pyramids or how she uncovers a pink mummy (No la)? This is the blog to be at.

Susan Suarez

I wonder if she knows anyone from theSuarez Family from Ugly Betty…hehehe. If you want useful information in the world of blogging, this is the place to be. Loads of information on how to bring in traffic into your blog and also way to make money online; go visit this site, you might get something useful to bring into your own blog.

Woa Woa

This isn’t a blog but a shameless advert to promote my dog – Woa Woa’s Dogster :P. Do drop by and browse her baby pictures and remember to leave her a bone ya ….hehehehe. She will be really happy if any of your dogs has a dogster account and wants to add her as a pup pal. :)

Usually, I don’t tag anyone because all tags ends here, but since it is BlogDay. I am going to tag everyone who reads this post, and that means you :P Wukakakaka. Anyway, Happy 3rd Bloggy Day to all you Bloggies!!!

Here's a little tune to brighten up your day :) It's my doggie's theme song enjoy...