Hell of a Night

The streets of Japan and on our way to the cinema.

I woke up with every inch of my body feeling sore, just like after you are being crucified. Now I roughly know how Jesus felt after he got off the cross. Respect! Anyway, it could be my Shoaling Monk pushing the cart missionary position or her Guan Yin sitting on the lotus style or our crouching pussy and hidden cock position or it could be all the banging & humping & screwing & boning & fucking & more banging or should I say the super duper sleazy dirty yet sweet vigorous sex I dreamt about last night. Even though it happened in my dreams but still every fucking inch of sore in my body is real. Why? Because I have 3 guys sleeping on my bed and I was left to the floor to myself is why. Even the couch is taken. After the movie, Norie and I were suppose to meet the others, so I waited at the hotel for them. I thought we were going out for something but when they arrived, I saw bags of booze and food and I knew that they were going to camp out in my room. There were about 10 of us in that room and so many things were going on at the same time. Some of them were eating and boozing away, some of them flash out their PSPs and started challenging each other (did I mention that Japs are PSP crazy? It is almost like a part of their limb, they go everywhere with it), some were watching TV. While Norie and I sat at a corner watching, she continued telling me the whole Bleach movie that we just saw, because there weren’t any fucking subtitle. Finally, I understand what the fuck was going on? Don’t worry, they will be no spoilers, just read on. Besides the movie, we spent hours talking about our background and shit like that, I was getting to know Norie, not the ex-porn star but the real one.

A call came in and she had to leave. Of all the people, why did she have to leave? Since The underground rail here doesn’t run 24 hours, so I accompanied her to catch a taxi and I offer to pay for the fare. I was smart this time, I asked for fixed rather than the meter. But it still cost me a bomb…sighs.

You know after these few days of just hanging out with Norie, I think I pretty much know her but somehow, I just couldn’t bring myself to ask her why she did the movie. Maybe I just don’t wanna know. Does it matters? We are all the same, beneath our skin we all flow the same red blood in our veins. Will be at Kenichi’s house on New Year day where he will show me his collection of porn and also the infamous Norie’s DVD. I am having second thoughts of watching it. Come on, would you watch porn that stars a person whom you are close with? I could mess up your mind badly and change the prospect of that person in your mind. Should I or shouldn’t I? What if it was you and you were going to watch porn that stars your best friend? To watch or not to watch? That is the question.

This one is for Pink, I know your fetish for Kenichi, and so I took the liberty of taking the picture of his foot. It is just my way of saying for the Xmas card, even though it was a blank one (the stick on note wasn’t there). I am sure I can have good use for it.

I present you Kenichi’s foot.

The Diamond Dust Rebellion

I am heading to the cinema with Norie tonight, since all my male friends have other agenda which I strongly don’t believe in doing. So the next best option is to go out and watch a movie. And the movie is >>BLEACH: The Diamond Dust Rebellion

I saw the trailer and it gave me goose bumps I tell you. I am not sure are we going to get tickets or not because I heard the advance tickets are sold out. Crossing my fingers and hope that Norie comes through: P The regular price for a cinema ticket is 1,800 yen (RM54) that really expensive but what to do? I am such a Bleach-o-holic. I just hope that have subtitled.

[Hey, I even have a Bleach under my tag]

LISTEN TO BLEACH'S THE DIAMOND DUST REBELLION THEME SONG
ON RED GROTESKES MUSICVAULT

Dinner with Norie

You know it is hard to be yourself when you are weighted down with such a holy, sacred and noble duty. I was sitting across Norie as her big round eyes sparkled, almost crystal-like, and her smile that could cause you to almost be at the verge of exploding in your pants. I was searching for the right time to pop the question. With sweaty palms on a 11' degrees night, I prayed like a bloody pagan to gods and angels or whoever would give me a sign.

Dear God, thank you for putting me in the company of such a fine piece of ass, but pretty please tell me when it is going to be my time? Show me a sign. Moses got a sign with you lid the fucking bush on fire, Smartass Peter got a sign for denying you when the duck livestock made some noise for three times. When Lord? When is mine? When LORD? WHEN? FUCKKKKKK!!!! (Sensed the pressure sinking in?)

Amen

And it happened but sadly it wasn’t divine intervention. But I think it was the Asahi beer that gave me the balls. So I just asked her straight to the face. After I just realized what had just come out of my fucking mouth, I started to panic and I could feel my face getting hotter. What if she gives me the “So I sold my soul to porn, so don’t you call me a whore” look and top that with a bitch slap across the face. Or maybe stone me with the Tafo which was in front of her? But that was not what happened. Her sparkling eyes grew bigger and the smile on her face on her smile wider and even sweeter and she said YES. And I notice one thing; I wasn’t out for dinner with any porn star. She was an Angelic Porn Star from the heavens above. I was totally captivated by the way she responded to situation and that made my face grew even hotter. She laughed and said that I was blushing but I said, I don’t blush and I put the blame on the beer.

I didn’t really ask her much on why she did it? But we talked a fair bit about the “Artistic” show that she was in. I asked her what the story was about and she said that unlike the porn from America who likes to make parody of famous movies e.g.: “Tarzan X”. Japanese porn is just straight about fucks, no script and no acting required. But sometimes the girls are required to play with some “toys” alone on the camera. I asked her would she mind if accidentally happened to watch her porn. She just laughed and pointed me to the direction or person that has a copy of it – Kenichi.

Towards the end of the night, I got a really unexpected question from Norie? She asked me, did I expect her to sleep with me because she was a porn star? Without a moment of hesitation I answered NO, I respected her for what she did and I wouldn’t take advantage of her. But after answering her that, somehow part of me wanted to kick my own ass silly, what if the hidden meaning in her question was,” do you wanna fuck me?” and I should have said yes and get lucky. So, it was back to the Annex Hotel for my sorry ass and hitting the shower without turning on the heater on.

I bet you think I was a letdown huh? But what you don’t get at night, makes its appearance in another form at lunch time, look what she made me for lunch today? Homemade Bento set. She said it was a way of thanking me for the nice time she had last night, especially watching me banging -----The Taiko drum game of course.

It was a really good attempt to make the Bento set "Kawaii" The lunchoen meat that looks like bio hazard sign is suppose to be flowers, but she intended it to be the head of Hello Kitty.

I Grew a Pair and Asked Her Out for Dinner

As much as I wanted to let the above title to be true, but it is not. You see I was just plain lazy today, so I decided to stay back and not head to the studio. (which I regretted like hell later on because I was bored outta my mind). I was planning to ask The Girl a.k.a ex-porn star (but from now onwards she will be known as Norie) out for dinner tonight. But since I wasn't at the studio, so I might as well stay back and wait for my pair of balls to grow, drum up my nerves of steel and ask her out. While I was waiting for Mr. Producer to come back for dinner (because he promised to do so) a call came in and it was Norie on the other line, she told me that Mr. Producer has got some other plans and couldn't make it for dinner, so she suggested why don't the two of us go out for dinner instead. I guess my prayers have been answered and I am going out with you know who and now I can finally get confirmation that she was a porn star straight form her. But tell me, how are you going ask a girl whom you just met for less than two days whether is she a porn star? The answer is drink lots of alcohol and grow a serious pair of balls. Grow balls!!! Grow!!! Damn it, grow like there is no tomorrow ...

First time seeing Norie in casual wear

The Dinner:

Since Norie was in the mood for Shabu-shabu and I could eat anything except fucking Ramen. We went to one of the famous spot in Tokyo for it.

Our very own shabu-shabu hot pot

The lovely paper thin beef

After Dinner Activities:[if it is fucking you were expecting, I am sorry I let you down]

After our dinner, Norie suggested that we head to the game arcade. Anyway, it was her call since she was so nice to keep me company...

outside the gaming arcade

I had a go at the Taiko Drum Game and made a blood fool of myself

The night ended great, pornstar or no pornstar, Norie is really a sweet and down to earth girl. Twice I went out with her and she made me feel like I could really fit in here. She doesn't give me the you're a fucking tourist bullshit, unlike the other guides I had before this. Overall i really enjoyed myself and it was a good night. Thanks to Norie :)

THE END

of the Hell Yeah I see, I snap, I eat " I love Tokyo bitch" post

What? Did I miss out something?

I told you, we didn't fuck

So quit thinking that just because she was an ex-porn star I was entitle for some action

[eh..wait ...This isn't the end , :P click here for the continuation and exclusive picture of Norie]

I had Lunch with a Pornstar

If you ask me how the food in Tokyo is, I would say I don’t know yet, because I have been having Ramen, Ramen, Ramen, Ramen and Ramen and more Ramen. Wait did I mentioned Ramen? Yes Ramen. It is a Japanese noodle serve in meat based broth and usually topped with seaweed, sliced pork, green onion and some Japanese shit which I don’t even know how to pronounce. Ramen is a local favorite and almost every locality has its own version of Ramen. I have been having Ramen almost every meal now and I still haven't eaten the same type of ramen yet. Ramen is good for cheap ass tourist like me who is trying to survive here in Tokyo for two months. You can get a reasonably good bowl of ramen for about 800 -1000 yen (Rm24-30). Forget about your Sashimi or Sushi shit because it is fucking expensive to have that every meal. But if this goes on, I am pretty much on my way turning myself into Naruto :S

Let me show you some of the nice Ramen I had:

Beef Ramen

Pork Ramen

Seaweed Flava Ramen

Hot and spicy Ramen

I don't wanna turn into him.

The above isn’t the purpose of this post right? I went out to have lunch with one of the studio’s girl and it was a really pleasant one I must say. After lunch when I returned, someone accidentally told me that the girl used to star in one of the porn flicks. I had to pick up my jaws from the floor because she seems so down to earth she doesn’t dress up like a Harajuku in fact she was in a kimono today and it is hard to imagine her in those flicks. But does it make any difference if she did or didn’t acted in one? The fact of the matter is I had a great lunch and she was great company.

The girl's back on our way to lunch

Wait, I lied, it does make a difference. The asshole in me just can’t stop thinking of 101 questions to ask her and about her experience in that industry. Come on, have you ever meet a live porn star before? Wish me luck as I try to get close to her and asked her about what it is like to be once be a porn star. Yes I know, you wanna slap me because I am such an ass :)

1st Day of Work: Caught with my Pants Down

6am Christmas morning and I wasn’t up to rip the wrappers of my presents but because I had to get ready for work. Yes, on Christmas day, I had to work. What? You think I am like those lazy bums living Malaysia who wakes up late and watched TV in their pajamas before brushing their teeth? Hell no, I was a working man in Tokyo now. Wukakakaka. My timetable was kinda like this:

As you can see, my half day was kinda jammed pack

>> Wakey and Breakfast at the hotel

our messy room at Dai-Chi Annex hotel

>>Meeting with the mixers

>>Practice session with Additional Musician

The additional musicians: Tatsuya[keyboards]

The additional musicians: Nakamura[percussion]

The additional musicians: Kenichi[guitars]

The additional musicians: Hotokeda[guitars]

The additional musicians: x[bass]

>>Recording

Well, after all the hard work, we were treated to the Ramen (again!!!) at the cafeteria and some of the musician brought me to one of the CD store, cause I wanted to check out what sort of music are they into. Kenichi was a big Glay fan and convinced me to get the latest CD love is Beautiful.

I called my parents last night just before Christmas just to see how everything is and to wish everyone a merry Christmas. Guess what? My aunty (who stayed in Tokyo for a while) was there. My mum put me on speaker phone so that I could speak to everyone. Everything was fine, up until my Aunty asked me what places have I have been to and planning to go? There was a long silence as my head raced to find an answer for the eager ears on the other side of the line. Hmmm…Should tell them that I was in a pub where the waitresses ONLY wore thongs and short apron and their nipples are only covered with a fluorescent band aid? Or should I be telling them about the huge ass bookstore selling Hentai comics and booklet of underage girls in thongs? Maybe the Karaoke session where all the girls working there were wearing less than bikinis and the screen for the song was practically porno with box to censor the important part??? So I decided to say that I was not feeling well because of the weather and didn’t go out much, but will do so when I am feeling better. So it occurred to me that I need to go see and snap some tourist attraction here in Tokyo, so that I won’t be caught with my pants down again….DARN IT!!!!

This is Evolution: The Monkey, The Man and The Thong

A Little update from hometown, mum has just sent Woa Woa to the groomers for her Xmas hairdo and she came back with an Afro hairdo. I really wanna see how she looks like now :S. It seems that from the 21^st to 26^th of December the authorities issued a warning that the east coast is going to be hit by heavy rain and high tide but according to my parents, the weather there is as dry as the space between a 50year old and still hitting the streets hooker’s legs. In fact it didn’t rain after I left :S.

Xmas is like hours away and I bet your donkey asses that y’all must have already gone through hell scouting, buying and wrapping those Xmas presents for your love ones. Let me ask you something, what would you get a niece who is prolly 9-12year old, you probably get her a Barbie doll or a Justine Timberlake’s CD or maybe fake tea party set so that she can have tea parties with her teddy bears right?(I know pink is drooling for this one:P). But if you are in Japan, the number one gift to get kids below 9-12 year old is a thong or lingerie. Kids as young as 9 year old are starting to wear thongs and spreading their cheeks and taking pictures of them. Can you imagine that? I bet you can, if not, you can check out what I found in one of their bookstore [look below]. Why? Because photos pre-teen in thongs and lingerie are the trend now, forget about can sealed up used panties; that is so yesterday. Now isn’t this that child pornography? All I can say it pre-teen photos is the foundation stone for kiddie porn. This just makes me glad I don’t have any kids living in Japan, not that I have any, but if I had some, I am not going near Japan. For crying out loud, can’t you just wait till they are old enough to take pictures of them in thongs? No wonder they eat their fish raw…

Can you imagine some of the girls featured are as young as 9 year olds...

PROVOKING PICTURES TAKEN OUT
[Go read Red Groteskes [dirty] for obscene imagine]

PROVOKING PICTURES TAKEN OUT
[Go read Red Groteskes [dirty] for obscene imagine]

This world is really going to hell these days, If I was Christ, I’ll say fucked it, I am not getting on the cross. Go fuck yourself and die for your own sins. But that isn’t the case, isn’t it? So let’s light a candle on earth that we’ve made hell and pretend that it is heaven. Have yourself a fucking great Xmas tonight and go party till you turn purple.

"メリークリスマス"
I have no idea how to read that but it means Merry Xmas in Japanese