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Cause I like to Party with the Naughty Japanese Girl

playing on my iPod:
Battle Axe - Deftones

I am such a big fucking faker; to myself that is. I fucking told myself that I wanted to be fucking different from the rest. When people go partying on weekends or the eve of public holidays, I would fucking stay back in my studio and get my work done and while the average working person goes to bed at 10pm on a work night, I shall head down to the club and party like it is 1999. But it is fucking hard to keep one's promise to oneself when you have the naughty Japanese girl and her gothic girlfriend staying with you under one roof. Yes, Norie kept her promise, one year after we met in Tokyo, she was here visiting me. I gotta hand it to these motherfucking Japs, they are really trustworthy people. That is a fucking rare value especially when you are living here; when was the last you ask your friend out for coffee when you told them "I will ask you out for coffee someday".The term "someday" that we Malaysian uses often means "when I am about to slap you with a wedding invite and don't forget the Ang Pow (Chinese customary wedding gifts in the form of cash)" or "When I need your help" or "This is my last chance to see you because I am dying of a colon cancer" or maybe never.

It was Norie and her friend Ayumi's first time in Malaysia, how can I deprive them of partying on X'mas eve? Norie told me that she was bringing me a gift from Tokyo and I sure hell wished that Ayumi was that gift. Ayumi was a lightning bolt of hotness. She has the look of a goth beauty (goth chic really turns me on) but somehow she doesn't speak much. All heads turned to look at Ayumi and what she was wearing when we stepped in 6 Underground Club last night. She practically worn something made for a Goth party - a black bodice, a really short skirt and boot laced up to her knees. The local girls don't usually put on such a show. Judging by the cold stares thrown at us, I guess Snake and I was the envy of all the other guys there. How could 2 butt ugly guys like us be in the company of two fine ass ladies? We partied so hard on that Christmas eve, that dear lord baby Jesus in his ghostly 2 x 4 fucking manger would be so goddamn proud of us.

I ain't no fringing Nostradamus but I can pretty much predict my life for the remaining days of 2008. With this two Kimono Party Geisha staying with me, it was going to be one huge ass party and it was time to bring my game up a level and fucking RAGE...

For those who don't know or can't remember who Norie is, here's something to stimulate your brain: The Naughty Japanese Girl

a decade of blogging: lest we forget

has it been that long since this blog started? hell no, it's just a decade minus 8 years and 364 days, and you will get a one year and one day old. they say blogging changes your life and it did for me, i found out that i can swear as much as i can and no one would give a damn about it here, in fact, some have come to like it XD. Anyway, since it is this blog's one year and one day anniversary. to commemorate it, there will not be any post, isn't that what celebration is all about? no work? but i shall leave you with the new and improved The Playlist Addict era of my blog. you can read about what the playlist in the xniquet-wiki on the blog link belong. This is sorta like a remastered blog post under the Playlist era. What you expect to see are new grapichs, added pictures never seen before, behind the scenes pictures and commentary, and for the first time songs in the playlist is available for download. So you are basically going to get to listen to what i listen to. Why the re-mastered post? i guess i didn't how to do all the things back then why i started this blog but now i am just simply going back and adding in the things that i wanted back then but didn't had the know how to do it. so feel free to head back to the begining of this blog and enjoy it.

article on xniquet-wiki available:
the playlist addict era

what your mind says?
well, it is time to move on ...

++updates: just got off the phone with norie in Japan. Call her to find out if she is alright after watching the news that a crazy 25 year old men went on a stabbing rampage in Akihabara. I wonder why that guy would go around stabbing people? but if there is no threat of death there will no reason to live i guess. Akihabara which is the electronic city is the place where me and norie used to hang out a lot while i was still in Tokyo. All is well with norie and she is coming to Kuantan end of this year as planned.

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THAT BITCH!!!!!!

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WELL, NOW I AM IN THE BITCHING BUSINESS NOW, LET’S TAKE IT FROM THE TOP. SHE HAD A SLIM LONG BODY AND IT WAS THE HOTTEST ONE I EVER LAID MY EYES ON THAT TIME. BUT I AM SORRY SISTA, THE CLOCK IS TICKING, IT IS A MATTER OF TIME SHE RUNS OUT OF STYLE. I WAITED 5 LONG MONTHS TO DO WHAT I AM SUPPOSE TO DO. I COULDN’T LIE AND TOLD HER SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE BUT I CAUGHT HER WITH HIM IN HER MOUTH. SECOND CHANCE ARE NEVER EVER MEANT TO BE GIVEN, PEOPLE JUST NEVER CHANGE, ONCE A WHORE YOU’RE NOTHING MORE. I SORRY HONEY BUT YOU WILL NEVER BE MORE. BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE ONLY MY WHORE. AND ABOUT THE FORGIVENESS, WE ARE SUPPOSE TO EXCHANGED, I AM SORRY WHORE, NOT TODAY NOT EVER. WELL, THERE IS A MILLION OTHER GIRLS WHO DO IT JUST LIKE YOU, LOOKING INNOCENT AS POSSIBLE TO GET TO WHO..WELL..I REFUSE…I REFUSE..I REFUSE AND AFTER WHAT I DID TO YOU LAST NIGHT,BITCH..I FEEL SO GOD DAMN GOOD…

IT FEELS SO GOD DAMN GOOD…After I get her all reformatted and she is moving as fast as ever. I knew she was infected with some shitty spyware when I first went to Japan but I didn’t bring the recovery DVD and I was just too lazy to reformat her, until last night all hell broke loose. A fucking “Trojan” hijacked my desktop and slowed my processing speed to almost a stand still. So I have no choice but to kiss all the porn that Norie downloaded goodbye and reformatted my Lappie. I really don’t know how the hell he fucking Trojan virus got in my system, maybe it was my excessive surfing to local porn site,not because I want to seen porn but to collect some important data for my next post which was suppose to be this post but due to technical difficult it has been brought forward to the next…

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Here some interesting fact that I stumble upon while doing my research… it is taken from the 2006 news archive…

The Star - Most porn surfers from Kota Baru and Kuantan

BY SALHAN K. AHMAD
PETALING JAYA:

Internet surfers in Kota Baru and Kuantan topped the list of local pornographic website visitors, according to Google Trends.
The most searched entries are “bogel” (nudity), “gambar bogel” (nude pictures), “seks Melayu” (sex involving Malays) and “cerita seks” (sex stories).
Google Trends is a leading Internet application provider by online search engine Google.
A check by mStar Online, The Star’s Malay online portal, found that Internet users in Alor Star, Kota Kinabalu, Batu Pahat, Johor Baru and Petaling Jaya preferred the entry “bogel”.
Kota Baru surfers searched mostly for “sex” and “porn” while surfers in Batu Pahat, Petaling Jaya, Johor Baru, Klang and Shah Alam searched mostly for “Melayu bogel” (nude Malays).
“Gambar bogel” is a favourite among Internet users in Kuantan, Kota Baru, Alor Star, Kota Kinabalu, Batu Pahat, Johor Baru and Petaling Jaya.
“Seks Melayu” is also popular among those in Klang, Batu Pahat, Johor Baru, Petaling Jaya and Ipoh.
Universiti Malaya psychologist Assoc Prof Dr Jas Laile Suzana Jaafar viewed the development as a normal phenomenon, especially in Kelantan which practised conservative policies in sensitive matters such as sexuality.
“If a teenager was the one who searched for it, it is normal because of puberty and he has to learn about sexuality to understand the changes they experience.
“If teenagers ask their parents or peers, how much information can they get? In Kelantan, parents are not open to talking about sexuality with their children,” she said, adding that some parents tend to regard the subject as a taboo.
Dr Jas Laile also said some research studies found that searching for sex materials online could lead to addiction.
However, she pointed out that the data in Google Trends did not give a full picture because it did not show information such as the age group of the Internet users.
“We cannot make a general conclusion, because if one aspect in the survey was wrong everything would be wrong,” she said.
Google Trends, at its official website, said the data shown was not an accurate yardstick as it only analysed part of the entries in Google.
According to information and technology communications writer Oon Yeoh, most Internet users who searched for sex materials were new users.
He said they would explore cyberspace because it could give them endless information compared with other media.

Now, who the fuck say people in Kota Baru and Kuantan are not happening??!!
I AM SO PROUD TO BE A KUANTANITE

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The Naughty Japanese Girl

This is what you get when you have a naughty Japanese girl waiting for you to finish up your work. [Click on the above picture to large and look at all the icons there] I tell you, I used to have a very respectable desktop with only one recycle bin icon. But after Norie is thru with it, I have like shitload of homemade porn clip sitting on my desk top. How did it get there? Well, I was reading Waifon’s blog and I happen to stumble across this Sabul’s Blog and he had this post called “Anugerah Juara Sabul” which featured 60 over homemade porn flick. So to keep Norie occupied while I work, I showed her the link and ask her to knock herself out. When I return to her shortly, I could hear her laughing non-stop and my desktop has turned into a porn infested nest, Out of the 60 over porn clips from that site I have 56 clips sitting on my desktop, meaning that naughty girl have been watching almost all of them. She told me it was hilarious and she showed me the good ones, so I return I shall review the clips for you all:

Title: Awek Pakai Baju (Girl Wearing Dress)

Synopsis: a guy making video of her girlfriend getting dress, after she puts on her panties, her boyfriend ask her to take it off again because he forgot to zoom in her vagina. After that she proceed on to wear her clothes and “Tudung” veil . Famous quote from the clip” Jahatnya, Peragawati ni”.

Title: Tangga (Stairs)

Synopsis: I think the video maker is some sort of a peeping tom, making a video of a couple making out at a stairs. The killer part of this clip is at the end when the couple finally look up and found themselve looking straight at the camera man ..wukakakakkaka…”couple sudah femes”(Couple becoming famous)

Title: Tandas (toilet)

Synopsis: A couple making porn flick in the toilet, but with a horrid ending. The guy points his dick at the camera and wipe it with a some toilet paper. Wat –da-fuck!!!

Title: Tandas Lagi (toilet again)

Synopsis: typical porn in the public toilet, guy sits on toilet bowl and girls sits on guy’s dick, end of story.

Title: BJ ofis bertudung (BJ in office with veil)

Synopsis: a girl with “tudung” waiting for her bf to zoom in her face and when it was done she was given the signal to suck it.

Title: Kelam Kabut (Chaos)

Synopsis: Half way fucking, girl had to pick up an important call from come one important I guess. But the guy didn’t stop fucking.

Title: Awek Puting Besar (girl with big nipples)

Synopsis: Seeing is believing, god dammit.!!! Almost 1/3 of the surface taken by it.

Title: Hotel

Synopsis: seeing that all the people in the clips were Malay, I was surprise to find a Cantonese speaking Chinese clip. It starts with the hero smoking a cigarette, but the heroin could wait anymore, so the hero quickly puts out the ciggy and started fucking the girl, but I think he didn’t put out the cigarette properly because smoke was coming out from below the camera and it look as if the hero was fucking the heroin until smoke came out. I must say this is the best homemade clip ever; got smoke effect some more XD.

Well, I think I better stop reviewing the clips before I really get label as a degenerate, if you are interested drop that Sabul guy’s site. So, you see I did watch porn with Norie, but things didn’t get all steamy because if it did, both of us would have been humping on the photocopy machine, the pantry, under the desk or on the server like wilder beasts. But the porn left us with aching stomach because we laugh too hard. But it was all good and educative for Norie because she got to see how a girl who wears “Tudung” look like. God I do hope she doesn’t think that all the porn in our region is a fucking joke.

Beside, being able to watch comical porn while we were in the office, Norie and I decided to make our own ringtone, so that it can be our caller ID. So we used all the equipment and instrument in the studio and came up with this. Man I love being in the studio. The cutest thing about Norie is when she gets excited, she will momentary forget that I am not Japanese and belt out a thousand super fast Japanese words that makes me blur and that was what happened here.

Red Groteskes Dirty:The Naughty Japanese Girl