mind reading: how to find out if your boyfriend is lying his ass off











The incident of married women having extramarital sex is 25 percent, and the estimate of single women who have cheated on their partner is even higher. Statistically, both the gender are equally cheaters when it comes to being faithful but why do men always gets to be label as the unfaithful gender instead of the women. Mainly it is because man tends to be bad liars and if you know how to read his gesture, you will be able to know whether he is lying his pants off. So here are some give away and indicator that he is lying his ass off. A good liar should take note of these, so that the next time your better half try to slip into your mind and find out what is it that you did, you are able to block her out.


Rank required: Master Manipulator




The position of the jaw
If he juts his chin out into the faces of the people asking questions, or if he pulls his chin in—as if he’s holding a can of Coca-Cola under it—both of those are signs of either withholding or over-aggressiveness. The jaw-in basically is cowering. It is trying to hide.

The gesture of the hands
The same thing is rubbing of the nose or touching of the lip. All those are unconscious positions of hiding their words. The practiced liar will try to control gestures; the movements were rarely in sync with his words.

The spoken words
When a person is lying, he pauses longer in the middle of sentences, provides shorter answers, and takes longer to begin his response than someone who's merely nervous. After all, he needs time to create the lie.

The changes in expression
Watch him when he’s answering straightforward questions (name, team, etc.). So you have a point of reference to when he responds to things that are really freaking him out when you ask him did he go to the papaya farm or whorehouse.

The lips
Look for unusual movement of the mouth, lips, or tongue. Tight lips indicate a person may be hiding the truth. Also, when a person gets nervous, his mouth becomes dry, so he licks his lips and swallows.

The smile
A real smile changes the entire face, the eyes light up. The forehead wrinkles, the eyebrows and cheek muscles raise, the skin around the eyes and mouth crinkles. And, finally, the mouth turns up. It's slow to appear and disappear. In a masking smile, nothing moves but the corners of the mouth, and often they curve down. It is quick to appear and vanishes just as fast.

The eyes
People tend to look up to the right to visualize or invent a response, and down to the right to invent sounds. We recall truth by looking up or down to the left.








I hope this might be of some help for those who wants to find out if your better half is lying or not and also to those who wants to lie. Happy lying!!!





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Novice level: how to find out how much your friend or co-workers are earning
Trickster Padawan level: how to know if your girlfriend or wife is cheating on you

















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mind trick: if you can’t change her, trick her or manipulate her...















Its Thursday night and it is movie night for the both of you, and you sure hell don’t want to be drag to some latest tearjerker, lovey-dovey chic flick but you know you may not be able to alter her annoying personality traits. The good news is here at x’s school of mind tricks, you are still able to get your way in life’s little decisions and it is recorded in the below simple yet selfish tricks. If you can’t change her, trick her and manipulate her…


Rank required: Prize Liar





Number one: Narrow her choices
Don’t say, ”what movie do you want to see tonight?” Instead ask her, “Would you rather see Indiana Jones or Iron Man?”If you avoid extensive deliberation up front, she’ll be less likely to reconsider the decision later.


Number two: Provide added value
“Hey Iron Man is showing at the new cinema, I heard the seats are really comfortable compared to the other cinemas, and we can get good seats. “ She will hears it as it is clean and she doesn’t have to strain her neck seating in the front row. Likewise if you want KFC instead of sushi, “We don’t get protein in our diet and carbohydrate is gonna make me gain weight. Besides, we are always hungry again after 2 hours after we eat sushi.”


Number three: Stroke her ego
Once she is on board with your idea, make her think that it was hers. “Mmm the popcorn is superb. Great choice on picking out the cinema and show.”


Number four: Sprinkle on complexity
Human naturally wants to do things that require the fewest steps. So to seal the deal say” Since we are going to that new cinema, the dry cleaner is nearby, we can send our clothes there. And then we can just swing by the KFC which is just around the corner for dinner. “




So that you have it, simple yet effective steps to have things your way; practice your way around sticky situation well and when you master the above…




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Novice level: how to find out how much your friend or co-workers are earning
Trickster Padawan level: how to know if your girlfriend or wife is cheating on you


















what your mind says?
upon completion of the above, you will be promoted to "Master Manipulator"


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wordless wednesday: when worlds collide




















This is what you get for having 2 ladies in your life reading your blog post about how fat you are. A fusion breakfast. Special thanks to Lisa for the 1/2 dozen big apple donuts and MLL for the lotus soup.





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mind reading: how to know if your girlfriend is planning to or is cheating











In this second installment of x's mind game series, we are going to help you see signs when your wife or girl friend might be cheating on you. It is easy and you don't even need to hire a private investigator. All you need is just look and read all the signs that she is emanating.


Rank required: Trickster Padawan

here are 6 likely situation which she might be going stray on you:


She's turning 25 . . . or 30 . . . or 35 . . .

Decade and half-decade birthdays trigger navel-gazing-figuratively, and perhaps literally. A woman asks herself, "What have I been doing for the past 5 years?" She'll think deeply about her love life and its direction, and if it's not going the way she planned, she might jump at the chance to correct it with an affair. The incidence of birthday cheating triples in women who report being in unhappy relationships.


When she got a promotion

Women like to have projects and goals. When she reaches a milestone-say, in her career -- she may start to think, Now what? For her next challenge, she may focus on another big part of her life -- say, her relationship. Riding the high of her work success, she'll feel that goals are achievable, and she'll be motivated to get the rest of her life on track. Also, women with fat salaries are more likely to cheat. A University of Washington study found that people who earned $75,000 or more per year were 1.5 times more likely to have had extramarital sex than those earning less than $30,000.


She thinks (or knows) you've cheated

Revenge affairs are common. Women have them in an attempt to restore self-esteem and feel desirable again. It comes down to human nature, she'll want to get even. She won't necessarily go out looking to hook up, but when she's tempted, the fact that you've done it may weaken her self-control.



She's not getting enough humping

Oxytocin, a hormone that plays a central role in our urge to bond, spikes to levels three to five times higher than usual just before orgasm. The hormone is more intense in females than in males, so women develop a stronger sense of bonding through sex.If the two of you are not having as much sex as you used to, she might interpret this as a sign that you don't find her attractive and that you don't love her, she may seek someone outside the relationship to validate that she's still sexually attractive.A so-so sex life could also mean you have unresolved problems between you. Research found that 79 percent of cheating women cited dissatisfaction in the marriage as the cause.


She's ready to dump your ass

One more reason a woman might cheat: She wants to dump you. Infidelity can break up couples, so she might cheat on purpose as an easy out.




so you know what are the likely situation that she is going to cheat on you, here are some signs that she might be already cheating on you...



She's accusing you

Often, when a woman accuses her mate of having romantic feelings or involvement with others, she's projecting her own feelings onto him. If your girlfriend lacks trust in you, she may not trust herself.


She wants more

If she's telling you she needs something else from the relationship, whether the request is for more intimacy or a stronger emotional connection, listen. A woman really lets you know what she's thinking about. If she tells you she's feeling unappreciated or unimportant, or wants more intimacy, it can be the last-ditch effort before she embarks on an affair.



She's online
If you're hearing "You've got mail" more than "I love you," she may be spending time searching the Web for someone to talk to. Even if she doesn't want to cheat, the Internet is particularly seductive for women.



She's looking hotter than ever

If she's started something on the side, sudden changes in behavior or appearance (for the better) are common.


She's sappier than ever

If she's watching romantic movies and reading romantic books, the feeling she's getting from them is feeding something inside of her. If her mate's not expressing these emotions in her direction, she might be looking for a new leading man.


She's more attentive to you

When a man's girlfriend is cheating, she'll start to make obvious attempts to increase his satisfaction in the relationship, as well as say derogatory things about her paramour. It's a misdirection ploy to lessen your suspicions.


She always sleeps earlier and is always tired

Need i say more?







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learning the Jedi mind trick













Welcome to xniquet's school of mind tricks


I am going to introduce a couple of mind tricks, so that you can learn how to read and figure out a person. It is nothing supernatural but it is just plan bending the rules. To kick start, here’s a series of wicked and brutal mind trick for you to play on your friends







First one if trying to figure out how much your friend or co-worker is earning per annum


I am sure if you just ask them straight, they would just ask you to go fly a kite and go mind your own business. But if curiosity is your middle name and your ass is just itchy to know how fucking much they are making a year, trick them into participating in a calculation to determine how much should be making for their age. i) Ask them to take the first digit of their annual salary, multiply it by five. ii) Add seven and double the result, iii) and then add the second digit of their annual salary. Ask him or she for the result, it should be a 2 or 3 digit number. Next tell him to subtract his or her age to find out how much more he should be making, in thousands. Meanwhile in your head, iv) subtract 14 from the original result that was given and you will end up with the first 2 numbers of the annual salary.


example:

Let’s say x makes 24,000 per annum

i) 2 x 5 = 10

ii) 10 + 7 = 17 then 17 x2 = 34

iii) 34 + 4 (second digit of the annual salary)= 38

iv) 38 – 14 = 24

Answer: first two digit of his/her annual income is 24

The only guessing part is whether he is making 24,000 or 240,000 which is relatively easy to guess judging by the car or watch or hand bag he or she is carrying, I bet you are able to guess it without breaking a sweat.




Here's a bonus, how to guess a girl’s age when she doesn’t want to reveal it


Tell her you are going to calculate the maximum amount of calories she should be burning every month to stay fit. Then just get her to punch her age in a calculator and then multiply it by 7 and then multiply it by 1443 and then give you the number. Her age will be repeated 3 time in the result.

If she is 25 years of age

25 x 7 = 175

175 x 1443 = 252525







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