xniquet's middle finger technology: Wordless Wednesday

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xniquet's Christmas Tree

Happy Wordless Wednesday.

Hope y'all like my Christmas tree.

'Cause it took me a pint of myself to do it.

Just so you know I do what I preached.

Wishing y'all have a smashing Christmas and a Happy fucking New Year.

I Got Bugs in the Way I Feel About You

It's just one of those days where I got bugs everywhere and it is keeping me away from everything and I just couldn’t do anything …

I got bugs in my room, bugs sleeping with me in my bed, I got bugs knocking on my skull trying to get in, they don't go nowhere waiting, and waiting...standing, sitting, kneeling... and now they are laying eggs in my brain, making me do nothing all day and heck they are even bugs in the way I feel about Lisa…

And so the question is “Do I kill them or become their friend?”
“Do I eat them raw or well done?”; “Do I join them? I think that's the one”
So I'll just become naked and I will become one...

and finally something someone said to me today that really bugs the hell outta me..

Nine Inch Nails Rocks Wachovia Center, Philadelphia

This is probably the best concert that I have been to in my life so far. When Nine Inch Nails announced that there was going to be a lightning extravaganza, I thought they were totally going to follow U2’s footstep but they totally went the other way. My time spent here waiting for the concert and money spent was 100% worth it. The play set was superb with stuff from GHOST I-IV and their latest CD the Slip [see how to download it for free here]. I guess the only thing that sucks about the concert is the opening act –Does It Offend You, Yeah? They blow. I will not going to go into details since it is Wordless Wednesday, so I’ll just let the pictures do the talking; Happy Wordless Wednesday.

I am the Fairy God Mother of the Wordless Wednesday

Happy Wordless Wednesday y’all and to kick off this mid of the week, here’s a game that I have been addicted sometime ago. Above is the screen shot of the Fairy God Mother and my character xniquet in that game. Here’s the download link and feel free to get addicted to it, it comes with the crack, so you don’t have to worry about getting to play it for an hour only. YeeHa!! Enjoy your mid week.

"hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker"

I said it once but I am going to say it again, Cheeseburger Eddy is so old school. He still owns a perfectly functional Laser Disc player and he has like a couple dozen of Laser Disc in his collection. I mean if you go the national museum of Science here, I bet you could find the exact model which Eddy has here. Lisa for one who is just 19 this year has sure hell never seen or heard what a Laser Disc is, that is why owing to Eddy’s spirit of keep this piece of technology alive, Lisa and I decided to watch a late night movie at home and try to sleep in late. Cheeseburger Eddy has got lots of action movies (mostly Bruce Willis –The Last Boy Scout, Hudson Hawk and all his Die Hard craps)of which wasn’t suitable for us to watch at this time of the night because it would be too loud. So we decided to watch The Usual Suspect instead. I have watched it before but totally forgotten what the story is about but I knew it was a good show. The only part I remembered about the show was when the all the main actors was line up and was supposed to say “ Hand me the fucking keys, you fucking cocksucker!”, which I thought was the most memorable line in the show. And fuck it now I remember why Laser Disc is deader than dead now, because half way into the show , you have to get your ass up and flip the fucking disc to continue on with the show and not to mentioned the Laser Disc is fucking heavy. After the show we sleep in late, at least Lisa did. I couldn’t so I decided to get my ass up and make her some breakfast. So this is what I came up with. Frankfurters, zucchini, carrot and ham wrapped in no crust bread, then dipped in egg and coated with crushed oath meals and fried and Served with cheese squeeze from a tube that looks like toothpaste.

xniquet-wiki article available - Recipe for Ham Bread Roll

MY ASS

The title has got no dual meaning, what you see is what you get, this post is basically a bet gone bad on my side. Having lost a bet to Cheeseburger Eddy, I am a man of my word and so here I present to you on a Wordless Wednesday, the most sacred place on the face on the world, some call it the crack of xniquet, but I just call it MY ASS.

I Can Hardly Wait

Just under a month to go, i will be heading to Philly to watch Nine Inch Nails' Lights Over North America's Tour. It sure hell has been a long time coming but till then i will try not to get myself kill , at least after the concert that is...