The Day They Turned Off the Sun

In my iPod: Dreamland - Our Lady Peace
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State of mind: Bummed out
Location: Mumbai, India

This marks the longest interval between 2 posts in these two years of my 3 year blogging career. There are many factors that contributed to this phenomenon. I could say a million things like I was too busy with my sitar class; I have a writer’s block …etc. I’d really love to say that my current mundane life is not worth blogging about. Wouldn’t it be a great injustice if I let my readers read about how I started using soap again and fell in love with it after being a shower cream junkie for years; or how I loathe waking up early in the morning and found out that the day is so much longer but only to find that I had nothing to do. But the only valid reason I can think of is me playing way too much Mafia Wars on Facebook. It’s like a fucking shackle attached to your feet, once you are stuck with it. Every time you wanna quit the game to do something else, you realized that the countdown clock is about to strike and you might as well stay awhile and finished that round. And it keeps going on and on and on like an unending cycle. And before you know it, you have been sitting in front of your notebook like for hours. I hope that this is just one of momentary craze that I am having because I really don’t wanna turn into a fucking geek with glasses as big as the monitor and has a level 626 characters. I’ve seen one of them motherfuckers and it is scary. My life maybe mundane right now, but I think it is kinda in a happy zone right now because I think I am making a connection with someone which I am beginning to fall head over heels for. Maybe I would tell you more about it in my next post.



It was almost like night time during the day yesterday because India experienced the longest solar eclipse this century but this freak right here decided to stay in and play Mafia Wars instead of witnessing this historical event. The fucking Hindus believed that pregnant ladies are to stay indoors to avoid giving birth defects to their unborn infant, while the others are urged to pray, fast and bath in the Ganga. They believe that the two demons Rahu and Ketu are said to "swallow" the sun during eclipses, snuffing out its life-giving light and causing food to become inedible and water undrinkable. If that was true wouldn’t it be way much cooler than the crap they teach you in science class about how the moon is in the way of the sun. For many of these curry soothsayer believes that this is an omen for the bad things that are going to happened so enough. A Mumbai astrologer shit predicted that some sort of attack by Jaish-e-Mohammad or Al-Qaeda on Indian soil and a devastating natural disaster in Southeast Asia. Should I be living in fear now?



Believe it or not, even to this day, many married couples who are going to have caesarian deliveries, asked their doctor to reschedule. This is a belief deeply rooted in Indian society; they are willing to do anything to ensure that the baby is not born on that day. Hey, I may not be pregnant but to be safe, I think I’ll stay in another day just in case.

*continues to play Mafia Wars.



P.s. I think hit and run post like this are indicators that I am losing interest in blogging but we will see how it all goes

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Tainted Sacrament

In my iPod: Bearing Witness - Collective Soul
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State of mind: Confusion
Location: Mumbai, India

I guess a lot of you are still suffering from the aftermath of Michael Jackson’s Memorial Service, it was really a tearjerker. If I am not mistaken for most of you, it was the moment where Paris Jackson spoke. As for me, it was Magic Johnson’s story about Michael, himself and a bucket of KFC that left me all choked up. God, I fucking miss KFC; I am gonna get a bucket to myself later today.


So as Michael Jackson’s fans around the world are trying to cope and get over the sudden loss of their idol, I am too trying to cope and get over the fact that one of the most beautiful women in the world used to be a male. Just how fucking sad can that be? I know guys around the world must have had their tough time getting over Harisu when they found out about it a couple of years back but it was a very recent affair for me after I watched one of her movies.


Now how the fuck can this be? In my thesaurus, the word “Transgender” is always associated with synonyms like icky, gross, disgusting, revolting, repulsive, repugnant and it often brings out the meaning of words like puke, vomit, barf, spew, regurgitate, disgorge… you get what the fuck I mean right?


The term “Beautiful Transgender” has always been an oxymoron but Harisu has came out and proven it wrong. How can it be that a tranny can be so goddamn fine? If there is a beauty pageant regardless of sex, I think she would come up amongst the top. You see the disturbing part is even after knowing that she is a transgender, I was utterly disgusted when I caught myself Googling for pictures of her. Fuck man, when did this fetish for Harisu come about?


As you all may already know, she is now happily married with a guy which is pretty good looking I might say. But riddle me this, should I be happy or sad for him? Yeah, so he may have one of the most beautiful women in the world as his wife but dude, she used to be a dude like you. I wonder does he have mood swings and thoughts like this while fucking his wife: “Damn, I am the luckiest man on earth, I am banging the most beautiful women in the world” and when he comes to his senses: ”Ewwww… what the fuck am I doing? Technically speaking I am banging a guy that looks like a lady.”


For me, I fucking know that I really can’t get pass the same gender sex thing. Ladies might not fully comprehend the implication of this because generally all ladies are lesbian in nature but normal guys are generally homophobic; even talking to another guy on the phone or in a pub for more than 5 minutes seems gay to us. Frankly, I wouldn’t mind if she was Susan Boyle that has gone through an extensive facial tweaking but a someone who used to have a penis is more than I can ever bear.


I really gotta get this Harisu outta my system before it turns me into a queer and the best thing to do is to go out to the streets of Mumbai to see some tranny that would put back the real meaning in the word “Transgender” which should rightfully mean “Ugly and Disgusting”


On another note, my search for an apartment and sitar guru have once again been put to a halt mainly because I just found out that my sweet computer technician (which is a FEMALE), installed Street Fighter 4 on my notebook and I was momentarily distracted. No worries, I told myself that I will be back on track…


… once I unlock all the hidden players and complete the game using all the characters. For the time being this is for all the mishap that happened to me in India:

Die Dhalsim! Have a fucking taste of your own medicine you yoga flame throwing curry motherfucker.


*Throws the peace sign

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I am the Space Nerd because I love Dune

The last few days have been like a step in to the world of Sci-Fi for me, one Sci-Fi movie series after another. But instead making me feel futuristic, I felt like I have taken a few steps backwards into retro land because most of the Sci –Fi motion picture that I saw was made almost 10 years ago. It started with the Star Trek marathon recently and yesterday I went on a little space odyssey by watching two version of Frank Herbert’s Dune. The visual effects was so obsolete and so close to lame, but it still got my glued to my seat the entire show, I mean how often do you see a fat man floating around in a space suit?



I never read the novel by Frank Herbert’s Dune, as a matter of fact the only time which I came to know about Dune was when the creator’s of Command and Conquer came up with a version of a real time strategy game called Dune 2000 and that seems light years ago. The only thing I could remember about the game was the pesky sand worm. But after watching the movies, it sorta came back to me and it was fun to see familiar stuff on the show. The first version of the show that I saw was a 4 hours TV miniseries; besides William Hurt I didn’t know anyone in the movie. The second version was a star studded 1984 production. It even has Patrick Stewart from Star Trek in it (even then he was bald, which makes me wonder if he ever has hair), Kyle Maclachlan (desperate housewives), Sting (singer) starred this movie.

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Hey if y’all got 6 hours to spare, do check out one of these movies, I know the effects may be lame but the plot and the story is fucking good. You know after watching it those two Dune movies, I think I will be off to the bookstore to pick up the novel. And so this is how I became a space geek. But seriously, go watch Dune or pick up the novel, it’s all good.



Note: this is a Dune VCD from Malaysia, just look at the synopsis, doesn’t it makes you wanna laugh? Even the piracy in Malaysia is so low in quality.



Anyway, as the weekend is upon us, I am planning to have a nice quiet romantic day out with Lisa. I feel like she deserved one after all the shit she have to put up with me, so I am just going to make this weekend a special one for her.

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another milestone for xniquetx.blogspot.com for being top of google's search list for "Singapore Hamsup Blog". Yayy!!!

I am the Fairy God Mother of the Wordless Wednesday

Happy Wordless Wednesday y’all and to kick off this mid of the week, here’s a game that I have been addicted sometime ago. Above is the screen shot of the Fairy God Mother and my character xniquet in that game. Here’s the download link and feel free to get addicted to it, it comes with the crack, so you don’t have to worry about getting to play it for an hour only. YeeHa!! Enjoy your mid week.

wordless wednesday: the chicken terminator

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This is s a scheduled post for wordless Wednesday, Col. x Sanders is currently trigger happy and is still busy saving the world from invading chickens. So no post until he kill'em all. Actually the Col. is also playing diner dash 1, diner dash 2, diner dash 3, diner dash4, SpongeBob SquarePants diner dash, mystic inn, cake mania, fairygodmother tycoon, tradewind legands.......zzz(don't be deceived by the zzz, he hasn't been sleeping, he is far too busy playing.)

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You know having MLL around isn’t that bad, besides being my movie buddy, soup provider and occasionally dog sitter, she is also my game provided, which is has its good side and bad side. The good side is I am never bored because I am lavished with new games every time, the bad side is she likes to compete and I am a hard on very competitive person which results in endless night of coffee and Pepsi in order to stay awake and smash each other’s record and the latest craze is Chicken Invaders 2.

If you like KFC, chickens and aliens, this is the game to play and it doesn’t require brains and it is perfect for people who don’t know how to play Sudoku. All you need is the knowledge to move the mouse and click it. This game reminds me of the old ATARI Space Invaders where I had to wrestle my sister to play when I was young. But instead of shooting down aliens you are shooting down chickens and it is not as monotonous as the old invaders because it has different kind of chicken unit and the bosses are pretty wicked too. Come to think of it it also reminds me of the classic arcade game Raiden which I used to slot in some much tokens to play. The invading chickens come in wave and I am currently at wave 87 and currently on top of my highest score board followed by MLL who is at wave 82. That is why I have been working so hard last few days. Anyway, if you would like to play this game, i have placed a link below so that you can download it and start killing chickens too. It is approximately 8MB. Enjoy the chicken-cide.

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Being crippled, sick and all, sure does have its benefits, like being frequently visit by friends and sometimes from people whom you seldom see or have nothing to do with, just like my dad’s church’s pastor who waltz into my room to see how i have been keeping. Lucky for me I wasn’t reading any of my books from my heretic book collection and he did not check out my DVD collection which was mostly rated R for blood, gore and nudity but not porn, I only have one Porn DVD about horny French nuns who owns huge ass dildo and are living in a monastery which I bought because it was a multi-angle DVD of which I really wanted to know how it works (the multi- angle DVD and not the Dildo) and wait I think I have another porn DVD which I have never seen because it was given to me by the porn star who acted in the flick herself. [It is another story but if you wanna read about it click here] That is not the point, what I wanted to say is that when my dad’s pastor asked me how was I, I answered very frankly besides enduring the blustered pain , I was bored out of my mind. He didn’t try to quote my any bible verse or passage or even try talking me into going to church, but gave me a rather simple answer of course with reference to God, I guess that is what a man of God does and I wouldn’t blame him. He told me that when God created us human, he gave us a creative mind and the ability to adapt to all sort of the circumstances. So he asked me to adapt and make full use of what I am able to do for now, leave the rest of the “to do list” later when I am fully recovered. Being immobile doesn’t hinder people from doing great “other” things. I felt like god was speaking through this man. After so long, I finally felt that there just might be a holy and divine up there somewhere and He wants me to besides lying on my sick ass and ranting about how fucking bored I am, but to moist up my brain pussy to get some juice going and do something for a change. The first thing I did was Google Cherry Soft Key Generator and on my first hit I finally found it. After months of trying to get the serial key for my pirated copy of Cherry Soft’s Strip Black Jack video edition. Why? Because the CD that I brought did not give me the right serial key is that’s why but now hell yeah, no I mean Hallelujah, I can watch hot babes stripe right from my pocket pc and this sort of got my into the whole "I am playing non-stop games on my pocket pc thing" and in the comfort on my bed laying down or while taking a dump in toilet and I am cured of my boredom, isn’t it a miracle? Do I get a fucking Amen for that? And with that I think I should leave y'all with a bible verse which was burnt into my head when I was young during a baptism class. It is taken from 1 Corinthian 10:13 (but it has been modified a bit to reflect my current situation), it goes a little something like this…

“No boredom has seized you except what is common to men. And God is faithful and just and will not let you be bored beyond what you can bear. But when you are bored to death, he will provide a way out so that you can stand up under it."

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now if that isn't divine intervention that killed my motherfucking boredom, then i don't know what it is ?

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