When I Grow up, I wanna be a Hooters Girl

I still couldn’t get through to Lisa, is the fucking Maxis line in Kuantan down or the whole fucking Malaysia? And I am still feeling like crap. I thought I could shake this feeling off by going to KFC. You know cheesey wedges and dinner plates used to work their magic on me and a bucket of KFC would simply put me in a euphoric state. But you know what it ain’t working. I had mood poisoning the whole fucking day. The sound of the no connection tone is just killing me. Fuck…but you know what, a miracle happened at dinner. I never thought I said this but something other than KFC cured me of this blues and it has got a name. It is called HOOTERS. I can’t really say anything about food because I forgotten how it tasted but I tell you the service here is superb. Hallelujah I am cured from my mood poisoning. Hooters have just made me a believer. I love Hooters

Dear Hooters God,

Please cum to Malaysia and serve us those yummy hot wings to us famished Malaysian guys and I sure hell hope you won’t change that uniform policy. If our stupid government gives you trouble about your policies and code of dressing, slide RM50 under the table and tell them besides the uniform you will throw in a “tudung” (veil) for the Malay ladies who wants to be a Hooter girl. I know you want to spread joy to the people in Malaysia too right (particularly the guys)? I pray all these in the great big Hooters name.

In Hooter Girls I trust.

Amen

A Hooters Addict



For those who doesn’t know what Hooters is:

Hooters is the trade name of two privately held American restaurant chains. Hooters targets male customers with a serving staff comprising only waitresses (Hooters Girl)

For those who doesn’t know what Hooters Girls are:

A Hooters Girl is a waitress employed by the Hooters restaurant chain. They are instantly recognizable by their uniform of a white tank top with the Hooters owl logo and the location name on the front paired with the famously short orange runner's shorts. Originally, the shirts were white cotton, pulled tight and knotted in the back to emphasize the breasts.

Before becoming a Hooters Girl:
They are required to sign that they "acknowledge and affirm" the following:
-My job duties require I wear the designated Hooters Girl uniform.
-My job duties require that I interact with and entertain the customers.
-The Hooters concept is based on female sex appeal and the work environment is one in which joking and sexual innuendo based on female sex appeal is commonplace.
-I do not find my job duties, uniform requirements, or work environment to be offensive, intimidating, hostile, or unwelcome.

source: Wikipedia and smoking guns

wordless wednesday: the chicken terminator

My Hero: col. x sanders
This is s a scheduled post for wordless Wednesday, Col. x Sanders is currently trigger happy and is still busy saving the world from invading chickens. So no post until he kill'em all. Actually the Col. is also playing diner dash 1, diner dash 2, diner dash 3, diner dash4, SpongeBob SquarePants diner dash, mystic inn, cake mania, fairygodmother tycoon, tradewind legands.......zzz(don't be deceived by the zzz, he hasn't been sleeping, he is far too busy playing.)

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wordless wednesday: KFC vs Pizza Hut

This is what you call a puke pizza :D and Happy Wordless Wednesday

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CDs Clean Up

It was a busy day for me this morning; it’s Clean UP my CDs day. Just to make sure there my prize collection are in the best state. But these days, people hardly buy anymore CDs, you listen to a nice song on the radio or MTV and all you need to do is go on the net and download the song. I tell you this is day light robbery, but who cares, I do it too. :P But if I really like a CD that much I will buy it and I don’t mean the ones you get from your local night market. I am talking about the real thing, the one with the stupid shinny sticker on it. But since there isn’t much good bands around these day, so it is a good excuse for me to download :D. Anyway, these days I only go for limited edition CDs, I mean what is the used of buying a CD that cost around RM40(local) or RM100(imported), ripped it into MP3s and then leave it on the shelf for the dust to work it way on it. These days the CD even comes with the copy control thing…I don’t really know what it is , maybe you can copy like a few copy and that is it or maybe rip a couple of times only.

Do you remember when was the last time you did this… popped a CD into your player and listen to it. The one in the car doesn’t count. Heck but come cars are iPod ready, you just jack your iPod in and you are ready to disco. CDs are so going to be obsolete.

When I need to ease my ears, I just have to jack in my iPod or switch on my PC and my entire collection of songs will be at my finger tips. Heck, i can even see the beautiful CD cover by scrolling. Get a good soundcard like Soundblaster Audigy then jack your PC’s lineout into a good stereo and you will get the best sound even.

I don’t need to go through this pile of junk to get the song I want. It is always when you want to find a CD and you can’t always locate them …Damn.

Unless you hire a full time DJ who knows where the song and CD is , I doubt Dee Jee Woa Woa is up for the job.