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Retro Party Part 2

"Hello Kids, every time you see this icon here, that is me editing this post..enjoy ...bahaha...bahaha... bahaha..., as you can see I am such a He-Man lover "

Sorry for keeping you all my readers hanging like that, because I wasn’t quite done with my post but I wanted to test out the IMEEM Player that Calv taught me how to embed on my post, hence the incomplete post. Anyway, this week I have been crazily downloading all sort of new wave music from the 80s and I have been exchanging it from Evie too. Why? Because my friends and I are going to have a small gathering to send me off in style to Japan and also to pre-celebrate my birthday which is like a month away, but since I won’t be here, that is why they brought forward the celebration. It initially started as a simple gathering with food, booze, tunes and good company. But somehow, talking about it had made they all excited and they wanted to have a 80s theme party.

"Hmmmm...80s? the first thing that popped into my ~~cherry~~ mind is he-man. you don't know he-man? never mind keep on reading and you will know later in this post :P "

Introduction to the 1980s:

"p.s. psst..i personally likes the theme song from the thundercats because there was macho he-man in it."

Food and Booze:

I guess I need to read up a little on what sorts of cocktail were in the 80s and also what sort of food. So far Evie said that KFC bucket and bubblegum is big then; Cen suggested Lollipop, any more suggestion. Well, I am going to create something inspired by the 80s for that night, I’ll do it in another post for that.

Dressing:

This is the hardest part for me? How am I going to dress up like the 80s? My initial plan was to raid my sister’s closet in her old room and find whatever 80s clothes she have and be a 80s cross dresser. But after seeing her Madonna impersonation picture taken during the 80s and how much like a “SOHAI” she looks . I think I will just stick with 80s iconic costume. Alright this is where all my beloved readers comes in, yes that means you who are reading this, I have narrow down the icons that I am going to dress up as for the party and the power is in your hand to choose what I am going to dressed up as. Just vote for who I am suppose to dress up as and I will dress up as the person.

"but i think he-man would be a cool costume, don't you think so? *wink wink* "

And the nominees are:

1#Mr. T

Since my hair is still short and I always wanted a Mohawk hairstyle. I wouldn’t mind shaving my head.

2#Boy George

Problem the most famous cross dresses from the 90s, I think my sister has a hat just like his. Next I need to do is get a wig and tie all sort of shit to it.

3#He Man

This probably the gayest *drools* cartoon from the 80s if you don’t believe me check it out HERE.

4#Anyone of the glam-rocker from Poison

All I need are my sister’s pair of tight pipe jeans, wig and steal my mother’s makeup and eye shadow.

Pollverize

You vote it (HE MAN, HE MAN, HE MAN!) and I will dress like it, anyway if you have any suggestion to make a 80's theme party more fun, do share. I would love to get some party tips from y'all on every aspect, from tunes, food & booze, dressing and even activities. And do enjoy the 80s songs below :)

Updates:

These are some early Xmas cum birthday gifts I received this two days...

Some The Cure CDs...Thanks to Snake for helping me get the remaining The Cure CDs to complete my collection. Depeche Mode 101 double CDs...Thanks to E for getting me of of the CDs thatt I was looking for.

The gifts that Evie got me, a coffee/tea cup that comes with a spoon, Bros - The Time CD and Radiohead - Amnesiac Limited Edition

I just love this Limited Edition CD, the CD is found inside the library card holder inside the book...

Bros - The Time CD, this CD is a blast from the past...look at the label ..it is still under CBS...it can be an antique...

Retro Party Part 1

Introduction to the 1980s:

The 1980s, the era of long curly hair. The 1980s was also the death of disco, punk and whatever was left of the free hippies love movement. Where bell bottom pants turned in to tight pipe jeans (if you are a rocker) or Ali Baba pants (if you are into Canto-pop or MC Hammer) The period heralded a new era of video games (Atari games like Space Invader, Frogger, Mrs Pac Man), crappy TV shows (Knight rider, MacGyver), stupid soups opera(Dallas, Dynasty), music videos and Cher Hairdo rockers in their sister’s pipe jeans , the Cold War, He-Man, Mr. T and Rubix Cube,game and watches, moon walking and holding your crotch while screaming “OOOOOWWWWWWWWL”

Tunes

Looks like I already have the songs I need for the party, now I need to create a play list and smack it into my iPod and the Tunes part is done…points at the 80’s party list way below, anyone anymore suggestion? Drop me the title and the artist…thanks.

Food and Booze:

I guess I need to read up a little on what sorts of cocktail were in the 80s and also what sort of food. So far Evie said that KFC bucket and bubblegum is big then; Cen suggested Lollipop, any more suggestion. Well, I am going to create something inspired by the 80s for that night, I’ll do it in another post for that.

Dressing:

This is the hardest part for me? How am I going to dress up like the 80s? My initial plan was to raid my sister’s closet in her old room and find whatever 80s clothes she have and be a 80s cross dresser. But after seeing her Madonna impersonation picture taken during the 80s and how much like a “SOHAI” she looks . I think I will just stick with 80s iconic costume. Alright this is where all my beloved readers comes in, yes that means you who are reading this, I have narrow down the icons that I am going to dress up as for the party and the power is in your hand to choose what I am going to dressed up as. Just vote for who I am suppose to dress up as and I will dress up as the person.

And the nominees are:

1#Mr. T

Since my hair is still short and I always wanted a Mohawk hairstyle. I wouldn’t mind shaving my head.

2#Boy George

Problem the most famous cross dresses from the 90s, I think my sister has a hat just like his. Next I need to do is get a wig and tie all sort of shit to it.

3#He Man

This probably the gayest cartoon from the 80s if you don’t believe me check it out HERE.

4#Anyone of the glam-rocker from Poison

All I need are my sister’s pair of tight pipe jeans, wig and steal my mother’s makeup and eye shadow.

You vote it and I will dress like it, anyway if you have any suggestion to make a 80's theme party more fun, do share. I would love to get some party tips from y'all on every aspect, from tunes, food & booze, dressing and even activities. And do enjoy the 80s songs below :)

7 X Factors and of Cherry Popping

I am being tagged by the mother of my future godson/daughter and also the very pweetty Ericca (wink- wink). Ok, I think I did a similar tag like this before but instead of 7 random facts I was asked to write about 8 random facts. It would so simple to copy the previous post and take one of the post out ...:P but to live up to my reputation (points to the above) , instead of 7 random facts about me, I shall write 7 random Xmas facts about me :P

Rules
Each player starts with 7 random facts/habits about themselves. People who are tagged need to then report this on their own blog with their 7 things as well as these rules. They then need to tag 7 others and list their names on their blog. They are also asked to leave a comment for each of the tagged, to let them know that they have been tagged and to read the blog....yada..yada..yada

x's 7 :

1 | On Xmas trees and Church

I was not born in a Christian family but I was sent to Sunday school at the age of 3. And I learned all kinds of things about Christmas (Long time ago in the city of King David... yada yada yada) from there. When I came back from Sunday school, I tried convincing my parents to get me a Christmas tree because it was sort of like a Sunday school project and every kid should have one at home: P They didn’t bought it, so I took matters into hands by bringing all sort of plants into the living room and decorating it with my little green plastic army men and Lego pieces, I made a bloody mess of the living room. They finally give in and that is how I got my first Xmas tree.

2 | On being a Churchie singing in a Choir

x started to join the church choir at a tender age of 7 even though his voice hasn’t break yet but he was already singing in the bass section (hence the macho voice now). The real reason of x joining the choir was because he had this major crush on a church choir chick who was like 6 years older and has a bf but he was a playa and a jerk. He played really good guitar and x think the reason he got that choir chick is because he could play the guitar. It is sad to say that the jerk was the one who got x started with the guitar but x self taught himself till he could whoop the guy’s ass in guitar, so that he can woo the choir chick, he even wrote a Christmas Cantata for the church choir that year but too bad x already lost interest in the girl.

3 | On Xmas Epiphany and Popping Xmas Cherries

At the age of 18, x was in college and finally knew what the true meaning of Xmas. –it is about getting wasted and getting laid. Not going to tell you what age I lost my virginity (will do it in another post) but it was on a Xmas, and have been popping cherries on Xmas ever since. In fact if you ask x what is the best present he ever gotten on Xmas, it is getting to pop cherries, statistically most of the girls get their cherry popped at Xmas, I don’t know why, it is maybe the atmosphere that creates a romantic setting or maybe girls are just basically gets horny on Xmas. Anyway, that should name it XXXmas instead of just Xmas

4 | On lame ass colleagues and Xmas Turkeys

When x was working in an accounting firm, Xmas was just a lame excuse for his colleague to organize over-priced Xmas gathering, and on top of that, you are suppose to bring a gift of a certain value and in exchange you will get back a gift which is so much lower in value and also where all colleague will pretend how good the fucking turkey tasted even though the turkey really tasted like shit, just because the boss sponsored it.

5 | On Marriage Proposal

X’mas was also the time where x proposed to his late wife. Maybe it is just the festive feeling that guys will have more guts to propose on Xmas without the fear of getting rejected. Phewww...x didn’t get rejected.

6| On x’s Xmas Darkest Secret

IF you ask me now, do I fancy Xmas, the answer is ”NO”, even though during Xmas season people seems joyous, happy and jolly. This only mean one thing, they are only faking it more than usual. I think Xmas is overrated and things are pricey, people who are usually assholes pretend not to like one, it is so bloody fake. To let you in a dark secret, x dreams of slitting his wrist on Xmas morning and bleed himself to death in a tub filled with absinthe.

7| On Xmas this year

This year’s Xmas is totally another first for x, because he is going to spent it in Japan for the first time, away from his family and Woa Woa and friends. So I am just going to dedicate this song for everyone… enjoy…

Thanks for the tag and I hope that Christians reading will not be offender with my twisted perception of Xmas.

End of Tag

Nice Things to Say on Xmas

Here are some “nice” things to say to people to Xmas to make the season more joyous… Here I give you some of the nastiest thing ever said by men. These are ‘Witty’ quotes that will be always remembered.

About a funeral:

The only reason so many people attended his funeral was they wanted to make sure he was dead.

To a Michael Jackson’s Fan:

Michael Jackson’s album was called “Bad” because there wasn’t enough room on the CD cover for “Pathetic”

On Relationship

People shouldn’t be treated like objects; they are not valuable.

On Losing Weight

She has not only kept her figure, she’s added so much to it.

On Forgiveness

One should forgive one’s enemies, but only after they are hanged.

On Nose Rings/Stud

He has so much fish hook on his nose, he looks like a piece of bait.

Finally, just to be an Asshole

When you see a lady with a “Guess” t-shirt on, go up to her and say, “ Thyroid problems?”

Disclaimer: xniquetx.blogspot.com will not be responsible if in the event of you being senselessly beaten up after saying the above to anyone.

Fried Sushi and Wasabi Mayo for the Souless

It was my turn to entertain my friends last night/early morning as we sat down to watched an old number at my place - Alien Resurrection. For those who has watched this movie, I guess you will you have to agree with me on this. Sigourney Weaver is damn tall and she has wrinkle all over her even her boobies. For the night I did some deep fried finger food to keep us warm on a thundering and rainy night.

First on the side was Deep Fried Sushi – with shredded Salmon and chili inside.

Second was Deep Fried Fish balls with Wasabi Mayo sauce and Black Sesame.

If y’all are interested in this combo dish, you can get it at x’s Bed and Breaky’s Lounge in the near future. Then again maybe try in another 10 years. Wukakakakaka.

For those who want to try it on your own at home, I’ll let you in my deep frying secret. 2 things, beaten eggs and breadcrumbs.

I am in Love with My Neighbor's Wife

After doing the KOKOLOGY in Cen’s blog, especially the one with the strawberry, I guess I have a story of the past to share too…

I remember when I was staying in the Ridzuan Condos across Sunway Lagoon. And given that Janice is, in fact my neighbor’s wife, the coveting would be just a little too close for comfort. In weaker moments, when she is looking at me without blinking for a dozen of seconds, I try to convince myself it is her problem.

“You are so easy to talk to” Janice said with her shinny eye bigger than a satellite dish. We were having our usual weekday morning coffee together in my apartment. She usually stopped by after her morning run around the pool every weekday for coffee and in the last 4 months, we developed a certain fondness with each other, mainly fueled by our living in the same apartment building and her husband who has to commute every weekday as early as 5am to make it in time for work. Every morning I see her collar bone poked out of her blue sweat shirt, her hair banded back revealing her throat and with her half carat ring wrapped around the coffee cup, she sipped her coffee. She is the sweet and flawless wife that every man fantasized about capturing, except her husband the sales rep, didn’t have to fantasize...Bah!!!

With Acoustic Alchemy’ classical guitar playing on my CD player, I was standing 2 feet away from her; I could felt her pulling me to her belly button. I could ever smell hair lavender hair wash, just one goddamned kiss…everything went quiet as I sway away into a series of mindless thoughts, then I hear her voice again and everything was back to normal again.

She was perfect, and perfectly out of the question. How could I find perfection in another man’s woman when I too already have one? The gravest were imagined and never tested. Does that mean I have already committed sin towards her husband?? Every time we met it was like two cannibals meeting on full stomachs, but deep down inside I was longing for more. Sometimes I really wished that I’d met her earlier. But if I had met her earlier, would she have been someone else? I can’t have her, is that why I want her so much??? I guess it is nothing personal, It’s only the ninth Commanment and people just love breaking the rules.

Some of you might remember THIS, if you listen closely to the lyrics you might know what this song was all about, rather than just body parts flown around.

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The Beginning of the Tag

Nux has tagged me to blog about my most common writing mistake. Sorry for taking so long time to complete this taggy (Errr ignore this line because I copy bulat bulat from Nux's post). Anyway, here it goes:

*Start copy paste*

What is my most common writing mistake?

Instructions: To play this game, all you must do is explain what your most common writing mistake is. Then, you simply tag five individuals for the meme. Those five people will, in return, tag five more people. Ultimately, readers should see a tapestry of common grammar and spelling mistakes. Therefore, anyone that is feeling ashamed of their errors will feel a bit more confident and secure. Copy the person and person’s name that sent it to you and add your own at the bottom of the list. It really helps build community.

Here are the answers:

Shine with Grace: Mixing the word “from” with “form” all the time.
Trinity’s most common mistake: I sometimes feel confused to use past tense or present tense when I share my stories.
LadyJava: typing too fast that sometimes I miss words in between.
Genie King: I type too fast too…always end up with “tot he”…when it should be “to the”.
Speedcat Hollydale: I “misspell” everything and forget to proof read b4 publishing.
Amel’s most common mistake: I find it hard to try to describe something as well as I want to due to lack of vocabulary, esp. when it comes to fashion or furniture or food. I don’t know much about those topics. Other than that, sometimes I write “aggressive” as “agressive”.
Jam: not really sure whether to use ‘can’ or ‘could’ as well as ‘will’ or ‘would’. What is the difference between ‘can’ and ‘could’ as well as ‘will’ and ‘would’. Can anyone enlighten on this point?
Nux: mainly typo errors. Sometimes being confused on whether to use past/present tense.

x: Funy yo shoulf aks me his quetion because before I tuld Punksterz that I was a Perfectionist , hence th anser is No, I dun't have any commmon writting mitake becase I am Perfekt ..YAY!!!

*end copy paste*

Since my perfection is enough to go around and rendering all the people I am going to tag perfect too and making them incapable of committing any mistake, so the tags ends here and I don't have to tag them.

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