Let'em Monks Party

Let’s all shave our heads and join in the protest against Military Party Junta in Myanmar. These Junta fucks are really a party pooper, they have to rain all over the Myanmar’s monks’ parade. What kind of ruling party they think they are for not letting monks to party in the streets peacefully? It’s not like they were having beer or anything on the streets. What I can say is a ruling party who doesn’t let their monks dance and party on the streets don’t deserve to rule a country. They have violated the basic human rights of letting people have a good time on the streets. I have asked my barber to make my head as shinning as my butt is, have you?

Okay la, I lied. I didn’t shave my head because of the protest. It is because I got in bar brawl last Friday night during my gig. I wasn’t in the fight but I was caught in the line of fire. A broken beer bottle flew and hit my head while we were performing on stage. Why? Because our music sucks? I hope not. :P. You see things was moving great that night, we started off slow playing stuff from The Commodores (Easy) and then a few more pop contemporary stuff to ease up the crowd. The crowd was huge that night, then we decided to turn up the heat and play stuff which was heavier and the crowd absolutely loved it. When It came to the song “Irresponsible Hate Anthem”, the crowd went crazy and people was throwing fist in the air and the crowd went into a frenzy, a fight broke out and all hell was let loose. Well, it was our fault actually, we should have just stopped playing and left but I thought it will be nice to provide some background music when we watch the fight …wukakkaka. But when things started flying around, it wasn’t funny anymore. Hence I got hit in the head by flying broken beer bottle; it was an ice beer I think because it felt cold. The owner took us out before the authority came and I was sent to the hospital where they shaved me and clean up my wounds, taking out glass bits from my head and then stitching me up with four stitches. The owner of the club came and apologize but it wasn’t his fault actually, we decided not to play the second night but he paid us in full :).

I wanted to show you my scar behind my head but my mum said that I shouldn’t take picture of the scar because it would only make it more permanent. I don’t believe in that shit but I am vain, so I rather show you my shinny head instead. I hope you won’t get blinded by the flare that my awesome shinny head produced. :P

Enough ranting about my head, that isn’t the point. What I really hope is that you all remembering Ang San Suu Kyi and her fight for her country’s democracy. Being held for that long for believing in something better for her country is something that is admirable and it isn’t funny anymore. Join me in listening to the band that I grow up with U2. This song is written by Bono, the band’s front man for Ang San Suu Kyi. I bet most of you have listened to it already but do listen to it again and the lyrics and you might see how great of a lady she is.

Acoustic version


Original version


Added: Walk on (Live from Slane Castle) from the partying pleasure of them monks

Thanks go out to all the people who got their Cbox nuked today. Thanks for hosting a "Spam Party" for Evie and I, appreciate it ..Yay!!!

People who got their Cbox bomb (not counting Evie and me)

1. Princess Eileen
2. Nux
3. Pinksterz
4. Lisa Yap

Wukakakaka, we hope to have a longer list next time :P. Until next time :D

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Jenny is Killing Me

I‘m the guy who doesn’t like to kiss and tell but every time this song is aired either on the radio or MTV I have the urge to say out all the shit that I have been through. Once a while a song might just pop up and reflect all the shit that you have been through and guess what, this one did and they even got the name correct. I won’t rant but, I’ll let the song do the ranting for me. :)

Edited

I wrote this post more than a month ago, for some reason I decided not to post it. But after l heard the song played on the radio again, I thought it was a sign to get it over with and post it. It’s a nice song though, Enjoy :p

Jenny
By the Click Five

She calls me baby, then she won't call me.
Says she adores me and then ignores me.
Jenny, what's the problem?
She keeps her distance and sits on fences.
Puts up resistance and builds defenses.

Jenny, what's the problem?
You leave me hanging on the line.
Every time you change your mind.

First You say you won't, then you say you will.
You keep me hanging on, and we're not moving on.
I"m standing still, Jenny. You got me on my knees.
Jenny, it's killing me.

She needs her own space. She's playing mind games.
Ends up at my place saying that she's changed.
Jenny, what's the problem?
I'm trying to read between the lines.
You got me going out of my mind.

First, you say you won't, then you say you will.
You keep me hanging on, and we're not moving on.
I'm standing still, Jenny. You got me on my knees.
Jenny, it's killing me. It's killing me. It's killing me.
Jenny.

First, you say you won't, then you say you will.
You keep me hanging on, and we're not moving on.
I'm standing still, Jenny. You got me on my knees.
Jenny.

First, you say you won't, then you say you will.
You keep me hanging on, and we're not moving on.
I'm standing still, Jenny. You got me on my knees.
Jenny. It's killing me. It's killing me. Jenny.

A Moon Cake Tale

My pink paste with yoke moon cake, I think it contains dragon fruit, because I can taste its seed.

It’s Mid Autumn Festival and do you all know how did all started? How the moon cake shit got started? Well, I can tell you one thing, go look up for it in the Wikipedia or something because I am too lazy to tell you and I also don’t know. I think it has got to do with putting secret notes in moon cake for some lame ass revolution; I am not too keen to know what was the secret note was about but I am keen to know if anyone choke on the spike moon cake. Anyone who knows please share, now I am going to share another moon Cake tale which I don’t think you all heard of. As you all savor those moon cakes - yoke or no yoke, one yoke or double yoke, lotus paste, pandan paste, black bean paste or shit paste, assorted mixed nuts with babi “Pork” oil or without babi oil, there is so many flavor but the worst kind of moon cake I tasted this year was Ginseng White Bean - taste like SAI “shit, I rather eat tree root-, you may notice the crunchy thing inside the filling. The white color thingy, it is actually melon seed or sunflower seed or pumpkin seed. It is there to give a chewy and crunchy feel to the moon cake. I am sure all those who have tasted moon cakes have come across it. I was probing into the moon cake making industry on the source of how the “seeds” was obtained because it would need a lot of work to peel those seeds and to purchase a seed peeling machine would mean high cost and high overhead to maintain it and also Moon cakes are only made and sold once a year. So how do the bakers do it? Actually these moon cake bakers outsource the seed peeling to old folks home. They will bring the melon seeds, sunflower seeds or pumpkin seeds by the kilos to the old folk’s home and let the old folks there peel it and then pay them by how much they have peeled. The bakers will only accept the seeds which are perfectly peel, so if the seed gets broken, the old folk will just eat it themselves with no extra charge. It’s really a win –win situation. The Bakers gets their supply of seeds just in time for the moon cakes and the old folks get to earn some extra income. When asked one of the old folk who participated, what is the secret of peeling a perfect melon seed, he said that always make sure that your mouth is moist with saliva so that when you bite the shell it won’t break the seed inside.

Every fucking time around the fucking year, fuckers will bring their fucking kids to the fucking beach to made fucking sand castle and then lid the fucking thing with fucking candles. It was going to fucking rain around 5pm today, and I fucking thought that the whole fucking sandcastle thing off going to be off but it didn’t rain. So I took a quick peep around the fucking beach because I had to go for practice…

Fucking people flocking the fucking beach. No that is not the moon, it’s just a lamp.

This is the moon; got people play firecrackers some more. Jakun, don’t you know it is banned? There wasn’t much creativity this year. No one build any big monument, all they did was did a hole and light it with candles. Last year was good.

Here’s one lonely looking Chinese Moon Character月

No one knows what the heck this was, maybe something abstract.

Everyone seems to be flocking and taking picture at this one, maybe it was the brightest of them all. And how original” Happy Birthday” to the moon (I guess).

8:15pm - I was here early, maybe the good ones hasn’t arrive yet, but I couldn’t stay long I had to go string up my guitar. This was how the beach look before I left, on my way back heaps of heavy traffic was incoming. I dare not wanna know how jam pack this place is going to be.

I hope you all enjoy your quality time together with your family or your friends on this special night. Just remember as you enjoy your moon cake, do think of the loving mouths that have been used to peel the seeds. Lots of loving and saliva has been put into it…

This Might Be My Last Post

The Sigil of Baphomet has its origins in accusation of demonic worship by the medieval Knights Templar. It is also the official insignia for the church of Satan chosen by Anton Szander LaVey. Satanists who follow the philosophies of LaVey often adorn themselves with the sigil. The Hebrew letters at each point of the pentagram reads (translated) “LVYTN” Starting from the lowest point and going clock wise which means Leviathan, a sea creature figuring in Judiac mythology. Sometimes Leviathan is also referring to the creature of the sea which swallowed Jonah (this can be found in the Bible). Leviathan is commonly associated with Satan. The Fourth book of the Satanic Bible is named the book of Leviathan. The above variant of the Sigil of Baphomet is also known as Hell’s Kitchen Baphomet. This variant is copyrighted by the church of Satan and cannot legally be reproduced without permission.

As I was surfing the net and doing my reading on eccentric stuff, I came across the Sigil of Baphomet gallery on the Church of Satan’s Webpage and they were encouraging people to submit creative rendition of the Baphomet. So I decided to give it a try. Below are some variant of the Baphomet submitted in and displayed in their gallery.

-Baphomet of Abomination

-Baphomet of Saw Blade

-Baphomet of Hellfire

-Baphoment of Rage

Having seen their rendition and dull dull colors, I decided that the church of Satan needed a more upbeat and colorful approach and so I came up with this:

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Just turn it upside down and you will have the Baphomet of Patrick Star

So I attached the Image to an email and sent it to the church of Satan.

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I don’t know how the church is going to response to this, but if they happened to get piss and sent someone to finish me off and If you don’t see me around updating my blog or visiting your blog, please use the comment to eulogize :P

Ok, I’m Tagged, Therefore

Tagged by the Pink One a.k.a. Pinksterz…formerly known as Minah Rempit or Minah

Rules:
Repeat subject header “I’M TAGGED, THEREFORE…”
Copy + paste these rules in your entry.
Complete these 15 totally useless statements & questions.
Mention who you were tagged by, followed by 8 people who you’ll be tagging.

WARNING!
Failing to do so and you’ll be cursed eternally with a 3-holed nose and a low-cost flat.

If I was an opposite gender, what would my party clothes be like?

This is easy; the answer is I won’t be going out to any party because I will be busy looking and playing my boobies…YAY!!!!

At 10am this morning, I was…thinking about boobies.

At 10pm tonight, I will be…thinking about boobies.

Who should be the next Malaysian Prime Minister?

Don’t ask silly question, of course I should. And when I am PM all the government servant, doctor, police, arms forces and school uniforms’ color will be changed to pink. Don’t you love just being stopped by the traffic cops wearing pink helmet and tops, pink tights with pink boots on their psychedelic pink bikes? And Oh I’ll paint the parliament house pink too.

If my spouse told me to do without sex for a year, I would…

Wrapped her up and send her back to my in-laws, with a note attached – “damaged goods”.

If I was a piece of a car, I would be the…gear stick, oh yeah, I am that loooong ;P

If I was told one day that I would have to give up either 1) anything chocolate OR 2) ever seeing the beach again, for the rest of my life, which one will I give up?

I will gladly give up both only if the person who came up with this silly question will give up shitting through his/her ass and use his/her mouth instead …wukakakkakakaka.

Singapore is good for health conscious gays who want to be fit because they have this gay world stadium where all the gays can do gay fitness activities together :P

If I could only say 3 words before I die, what would those last words be?

Hmmm…tough one, I would have gone with “Quick, show me your boobies” or “I want blow job now” but that would be five words already, so I’ll just stick with “I want quickie!”

Die by drowning or by fire?

Drowning I guess because there would be plenty of fire when I go to hell; tough luck for those who choose to die by fire. See y’all in hell :D I’ll bring the marshmallows for the BBQ :P

What one single thing would you buy with your last RM9.95?

Bra for my new boobies :P

If I opened a night club, what would I call it?

“My Church”- For those people who missed church and feel guilty and for those people who are always gets calls from their nagging parents, boyfriends or girlfriends asking them where the heck are they.

Don’t cheat: what’s “bulbous”?

NOUN [b.uh.l -b.ao.l.s] A mature male mammal’s testicles (of which the female mammal is called “cow”)

I think my ass is…good for eating.

Don’t believe me? I’ll proof it to you. Look to your right toward my September’s archive list. Starting with the post “ Eat and be Merry” take the first alphabet of each post title and work down to the last post which is “Season for Doggie” and see what you got .

E _ _ -_ _- _ _ S!!!!

I am Tagging anyone who thinks their ass taste better than mine.

Thank you Pinksterz for the Tag, and now excuse me, let me get back to what I was doing …

Update:

I have been tagged by her majesty Princess Eileen with the same tag. Usually I won’t do the same tag again but since it is her majesty, I will do it again. :P Wukakakka. Okie la, actually after reading her post I notice I left out one question, so I better do it or else 3 holed nose and low cost flat for me.

Who would I like to be left on a deserted island with?

I don’t need anyone, I am Mr. Independent, but a paper towel and a dirty magazine would do just fine so that I can spend time cultivating some” Man to Hand” relationship wukakakaka. But really if someone really needs to be with me on that island, a belly dancer with a belly stud will do just fine, so that I can watch belly dancing 24/7.

Thanks to Princess Eileen for tagging me :)

Dogster : Woa Woa

Thank You Dogster !

Lots of Woof,

Woa Woa

Add me as your Pup Pal ya?

Updates:
For the acoustica side - (Don't Fear) the Reaper

Original Version by The Blue Oyster Cult

Original Version by HIM (His Infernal Majesty)



Acoustic Version by HIM (His Infernal Majesty)

Eat And Be Merry

Malay Laksa, noodle serve with cucumber, bean sprout, chili paste and fish gravy which is made out of shit loads of fish, fresh coconut milk, belacan, assam and fresh onions.

Hooray for Puasa!!! It means Malay food can be bought 7 days a week for one whole month. While our Muslim friends fast during the day, we go about eating our usually meals. But when it comes for them to stop fasting & “ berbuka puasa”, we also busy body and “berbuka puasa” together. I am sure that a lot of us are eating more food than usual during your dinner time during this fasting period even though we are not fasting. What a great way to gain weight :P. I still remember when I was in Ipoh, I had a friend – Raymond - who is a Chinese-Indian mixed but he looks like Malay, and during fasting time, we like to have lunch at McDonalds which was across Super Kinta. Everyone will look at him one kind because they thought that he was Malay and was eating in the open during fasting period and it gets better when we started calling him Ramli instead Raymond. Wukakakaka. I know we were mean but it was fun. Anyway, to all Muslim friends out there, if I forgot to stop by to wish you “Selamat Berpuasa”, So “Selamat Berpuasa” to you if you are reading this.

This is Woa Woa teaching all you peeps how to eat a “Satay”

On the acoustic front, Ordinary World by Duran Duran. (I love both versions)

Original version


Acoustic version

A Terror From Beyond

The two angels arrived at Sodom in the evening, and Lot was sitting in the gateway of the city. When he saw them, he got up to meet them and bowed down with his face on the ground. “My Lords, “he said, “please turn aside to your servant’s house. You can wash your feet and spend the night and then go on your way early in the morning.”

“No,” they answered, “we will spend the night in the square.”

But he insisted so strongly that they did go with him and entered his house. He prepared a meal for them, baking bread without yeast, and they ate. Before they had gone to bed, all the men from every part of the city of Sodom – both young and old – surrounded Lot’s house. They call called to Lot, “Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them.

Lot went outside to meet them and shut the door behind him and said,” No, my friends. Don’t do this wicked thing. Look, I have two daughters who have never slept with a man, let me bring them out to you and you can do what you like with them.

**taken from Genesis 19: 1-8

If my dog knows how to blog, today's post would probably go something like this:

Dear Blog

Today, I was at the doggie spa when the two terrors –Sodom and Gomorrah came in and created havoc, it ruined the tranquil vibe in the spa. They went around disturbing people and pissing off other doggies. I would have personally kicked their naughty asses back to the “Old Testament” if I hadn’t got a pedicure and manicure done.

Love,

Woa Woa

Sodom and Gomorrah behind bars

On the acoustic menu

Hinder – Lips of an Angel ( I prefer the acoustic)

Original version

Acoustic Version

This Is Where It Starts

Our love is a fire
Burns down all that it sees
Burns down everything
Everything you think
Everything you say
She blew me her death-kiss
and the blood bled down my eyes
Like her dying breath on my windshield
I can already feel her worms eating my spine
So how can it be this lonely?
Is that all we get when one of us dies
Then I knew that you were just a car crash away
I knew that my love was just a car crash away

***For acoustic lovers, I am going to share with ya some of my favorite acoustic rendition for the next few days, enjoy…

Original version

Acoustic version

My Aztec Tongue

I was reading about the great Aztec civilization, and guess what? They are a bunch of ass wipes if you asked me. No wonder the Spanish wiped them out. In a cave in Tehuacan Valley 161km south-east of Mexico City, uncountable headless corpses of human sacrifices of the Aztec religion from 7000 BC have been found. They believe that Coyolxauhqui, the moon goddess and her brothers, the 400 stars plotted to murder their mother Caotlicue, after she has conceived Huitzilopochtli, the god of war. But when Caotilicue died, Huitzilopochtli emerged from her worm fully grown and armed. He slaughtered the stars and Coyolxauhqui and dismembered her body. This is the symbolic model for how the Aztec suppressed their enemies. Their religion celebrates savagery and they are the most bloodthirsty lot. They conduct war just simply to supply their temple with huge number of human sacrifices. They believe that the sun would be too tired to rise each morning if it was not nourished by gallons of blood and stack of fresh human hearts. The sacrifice always carried out the same way: Their hearts cut out of the victims’ bodies while they are still alive. Sacrifice would take place on top of great pyramid-shaped temples, using a special sacrificial knife and a bowl in which to hold the heart and blood. Their temples also had vast skull rack, where the head of victims were kept. It all came to an end when their King Ahuitzolt opened the great Temple at their capital and 20,000 captives were sacrifice during the dedication. The Spanish witnessed the extend of the butchery during the festival of the Aztec god of war, Huitzilopochtli. They were so terrified that they turned on them and slaughter them and razed their capital to the ground. The modern-day Mexico City is built on its ruins.

Not only these ass wipes has a peculiar believe system but they have some odd taste too. It is said that the Aztec have their chocolate with chili. It may sound so wrong, but once you taste it, you might like it or you might even go like “hey, these primitive fuck heads got taste!” Here’s an Aztec inspired drink for those who has a little Aztec blood in them:

Chili Malted Chocolate Milk

1 Cup Chocolate milk

1/3 Cup Malt Drink (Malta)

2 Small Chili/Chili Padi finely chopped

It’s very simple, just dump every damn thing in a pot and bring it to a boil then serve. Taste better if serve hot. For those who like to try something different, this is it. It’s pretty good; it actually enhanced the taste of the chocolate and the malt.

You Can Be a Massage Expert

…For Dogs.

No matter how well we take care of our dogs, disease and injuries do still occur. If the injury is related to the muscles, tendons, joints or ligaments a vet can help. If there is a defect in the hip or elbow joints and in cases caused by unhealthy breeding, the only treatment available is pain relief. As dog owners there is nothing we can do to repair problems related to unhealthy breeding nor can we prevent all accidents. However we can prevent muscle related problems and strain injuries by massaging and stretching our dogs regularly. This keeps the dog well-balanced physically and psychologically, allowing it to retain the agility of the young dog to an advanced age.

Massaging your dog has many benefits:

• Improves blood circulation
• Improves muscle tone and range of motion
• Improve socialization skills
• Helps injured muscle heal faster
• Helps dissolve formation of adhesions
• Increases flexibility of soft tissue
• Reduces discomfort from arthritis lameness and hip dysplasia
• Removes waste and toxins from muscles and joints
• Reduces stress caused by adjusting to new environment
• Reduces stiffness and provide comfort for elderly dogs
• Provides comfort
• Provides relaxation and improve wellness
  

Take 5 minutes a day and massage your dog on almost every part of its body from his head to his toes and you will not only get to know your dog better, but your touch will also stimulate something in your dog that will make your dog respond to you in ways I cannot explain. I guarantee you will notice the change in your dog's attitude within as little as 2 - 3 days!!!! Instructions for dog massage: Use very light oil. (I recommend Neutrogena Light Sesame Body Oil but baby oil is O.K.) Rub a very small amount (the size of a dime) into your hands and start at the top of the head and slowly stroke down the back to the base of the tail 3 - 4 times. Do an additional 2 - 3 times including the tail this time all the way to the tip. Use a very gentle but firm "squeeze-grip" on the tail as you slide your hand down to the tip, starting with a pause as you squeeze at the base of the tail, keeping your grip all the way to the tip of the tail. Next, gently rub the back of the neck behind the ears with your forefingers for a few seconds. Then, hold your dog's head in your hands by the cheeks and under the ears (with the dog facing you) and rock the head gently side-to-side 4 - 5 times. Massage the ears, taking care when you finish by inserting the tip of your thumb into the ear (about 1/8") and rub the ears between your thumb and forefinger. Massage your dog's eyes (they will close automatically) very lightly with your thumbs and stroke your forefingers down the nose, starting between the eyes. Gently pinch your dog's cheeks and lips several times and finally stroke the throat and chin. Add a drop more oil to your hands and massage the chest (while the dog is standing), moving your hands under the armpits and rubbing gently. Allow your hands to slide from the armpits to the forelegs. Slide your hands down the forelegs (like you did for the tail) with a soft but firm grip all the way down to the paws. Gently hold the paws (one at a time) and squeeze gently for a few seconds. Repeat this procedure, starting with the chest, 2 - 3 times. *A note: It is best to straddle your dog standing over him like you would sit on a horse when you start with the chest massage (don't sit on him!!!). Then turn the opposite direction and massage the buttock, sliding your hands down the hind legs and massaging down to the paws. (Just as you did for the forelegs.) You can also massage the chest, armpits, legs and paws while your dog is laying down. Either on his side or on his back.

I now want to show you how easily you can preserve and increase mobility and reduce the risk of muscle related injuries. Here is an example of one of the basic stretching techniques:

“The greater part of the pressure you exert should be applied by the flat hand although your thumb and fingers are also engaged in manipulation.”

“Hold the dog’s elbow with one hand, grasping the wrist with the other. Move the leg forward and upwards, stretching the elbow joint and the flexor muscles of the foreleg (shoulder joint). “

“Place one hand directly above the knee joint and the other hand on the lower part of the leg around the hock joint. Lift the leg upwards so that the knee is bent. Push gently upwards and backwards with the hand positioned above the knee joint.”

A client waiting to be massage...

Rihanna's Acoustic Rendition: Armpit La

You know, I once said I wouldn’t be caught dead singing “Umbrella” on stage, but ain’t life grand. Just because the club owner’s wife likes the song, does it mean we need to perform it? Ok la, we have to perform it… KNNCCB. “Kita ni Mat Rock” (we are rockers); we should be Rocking not R&Bing, damnit!

The play set will be like this: {Normal Set-break-Normal Set-break-Acoustic Set-end}. We will be squeezing the damn song into the acoustic set.

So here is the sample of the world’s worst rendition of the Umbrella or the Armpit La song (what we call it now)

Smelly Candles

Mid Autumn Festival is around the corner again and I don’t know about you but I am stuck with a lot of lanterns candles. Why? Because I was the official candles sponsor for the youth in my dad’s church last year and I am still stuck with the candles purchased last year. I thought I would save it and bring it out again this year but, it seems that candle are banned this year because it seems that the church’s compound has got a new floor and they want no wax on it. So what do you do with shit load of candles?

Make aromatherapy candles and it damn easy to make. You can do it at home.

First throw the entire candle into an unwanted pot and start boiling it until it becomes liquid wax. Add whatever essence you want into the melted wax.

Let it cool down a little, don’t worry the wax won’t harden so fast. Get a nice shot glass or punch cup and pour the wax into it and wait for it to harden.

End product; okla, my finesse isn’t that good, I am still amateur. The pink ones in front are dewberry scented and the brown one is lavender.

In times when there is no electricity, it:

Provides the atmosphere while doing a tarot reading to find out when the electricity is gonna come back on;

Provides extra lighting on your workstation and not to mention making you sweat like a pig.

Provides dim lighting when you watch TV in the dark, so you won’t hurt your eyes. wukakakka

Last but not least,

Invite a fire hazard at home.

So couples if you think it is romantic to light shit load of candles while you make love, think again. You might get the duvet, pillow or your girlfriend’s hair on fire and worst of all getting wax or setting fire on your girlfriend’s expensive lingerie. Damn!!!