how to convert .flv to .wmv so that you can watch porn during work

Have you ever felt like an idiot after knowing that what you wanted so badly was there all along? Thinking back on how many hours you spent searching for that something that you need and couldn’t find, made your mood like shit, binge and purge all day. The fucking truth is I was thankful the day I learned how to rip and download those videos from YouTube and thanks to Chingy who introduced me to the wonders of VLC media player (get it here for free yayy!!!) I was able to watch those downloaded .flv format videos. But the matter of the fucking fact is with .flv videos you can’t fast forward. Dragging the indicator on the video status bar would only stop the video and you have to watch the whole damn thing again. So being sick and tired of having to wait or having to watch the whole damn thing again, I set out to find a converter that could change .flv format videos to something else that would allow me to fast forward to parts which I miss and better yet compatible with my windows mobile, so that I can watch ‘em video clips on my pocket pc.

I Google, Yahoo, AOL and even risk my PC to search for a program within the P2P networks. (didn’t your Mama taught you to never use this P2P shit for programs or you will end up with a virus instead) All I end up is a couple of shareware which only allows you to convert for a certain amount of time period or time or they will limit your video conversion to about 5 minutes. I wasn’t really looking forward to pay for anything from the internet because I believe that things from the internet should be a free like MP3s, movies and porno. Well, that is just me; maybe after I start my own internet business I would think otherwise but for now, free is good. But the most motherfucking KNNCCB shit cock ass vagina thing about this whole donkey ass ordeal was after looking for a converter for months, I only realized I had the fucking program in my lappie all along. [Yeah, don't you dare laugh and you know who you are, you are just as blind as I was :p]

The fact that I have downloaded the free VLC player for playing .flv videos, it never fucking occurs to me that it is also a converter that could convert .flv files into .WMV, .AVI or MPEG all along. What The fucking Fuck!!! It is one of those days that made me feel like an ass. Anyway, if you are wonder how it is done, here’s a little guide to help you convert your .flv videos to WMV or AVI or any kind of shit format you want, so that you won’t have to wait and watch the whole fucking clip or better yet, you can convert them porno you downloaded from RedTube or YouPorn and watch it on your PDA or pocket pc underneath your desk, that will definitely get you outta trouble from your boss. You know what I mean…

Tutorial on how to convert .flv to .WMV

The first thing you need to do is load the .flv file that you wanna convert and press stop. Then go to the drop down file menu and then select wizard or press cltr+w


When you are at the Streaming/Transcoding Wizard menu select Transcode/Save to file and then click NEXT

In this Input menu select Existing playlist and then click NEXT

On the Transcode menu, tick and select the following and then click NEXT: (Refer to diagram below)


Upon reaching the Encapsulation format menu, choose ASF and then click NEXT

Lastly the most important thing to do when you reach this menu is that you MUST include the extension of your file when you save it. If your file name is “Ultraman”, save it as “Ultraman.wmv”


There you go, did I just make you life better? If so just enjoy the video on the right which is a trailer for my up and coming post, becoming ultraman.

Don't Go Away...Forever and a Day

Damn my education because I am just out of words to say to you right now, I am probably the biggest jerk who deserted you not once but twice. But believe me that it wasn’t about another person and it is not about loving you. It is just that I feel myself changing into another person each time I give in to you. I know it is for the better that you want me to change, but somehow I am just not ready to go there; I wasn’t ready to let go of all my pain, because all these pain are the only thing that makes me who I am today. I know I broke your heart the first time. But somehow, I think fate has a sick sense of humor when it brought us back again. After 9 months, right after you just broke up with your boy friend. It was entirely my fault to think that I could make it this time, again when you got too close to me, I find myself in the same position and I had to sew myself shut. I don’t know if you would ever understand it, but I hope that you would find a place in your heart to forgive me for not being able to go through with it.



It is just ironic that the favorite song that you always asked me to sing to you is Oasis’s Don’t Go Away when the thing that I was best in doing in our relationship was going away from you. If it is any consolation to you if I say that you have been the one who gave me the courage to sing again. I hope that you are doing well without me, because having me in your life equation just simply spelt disaster. Lastly, I thank you for introducing me into the world of blogging because without you, I wouldn’t have discovered the joy of blogging.

P.S. I don’t know what has gotten into me, because Oasis’s Don’t Go Away keeps playing in my ears and every time I pick up my guitar. That would be the first song that I play and i would play it as if the song was a lamentation.


Oasis - Don’t Go Away (LP Version + Acoustic Version) Click here to Download



Noel Gallagher from Oasis singing Don't Go Away - Chicago 1998.
It just couldn't get any better than this.
Written for his mother when she was near death.
Probably the most beautiful song by them.



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HURT

I hurt myself today To see if I still feel I focus on the pain The only thing that's real The needle tears a hole The old familiar sting I try to kill it all away But I remember everything What have I become My sweetest friend? Everyone I know Goes away in the end You could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt I wear this crown of shit Upon my liar's chair Full of broken thoughts I cannot repair Beneath the stains of time The feelings disappear You are someone else I am still right here What have I become My sweetest friend? Everyone I know Goes away in the end You could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt If I could start again A million miles away I would keep myself I would find a way Song Facts: Taken from nine inch nails the downward spiral CD- this is the ultimate emo song about the failing of drugs, and self torture- Some may interpret this as a depressing suicide note- this song was the inspiration for the writers who wrote the movie Fight Club- Legend Johnny Cash did a cover of this song before he died- Other artist that covered this song includes: David Bowie, Tori Amos, Breaking Benjamin, Sheryl Crow, Placebo,Damien Rice, Sevendust, Kermit the Frog- nine inch nails Beside You in Time tour 2007

What makes a perfect concert? It is not the super high decibel music being bombarded into your ears, not the million dollar lighting that could burn a hole in your eyes, it is not the crowd surfing, body slamming, groping each other’s ass, spitting at each other or getting your clothes ripped off your back while moshing in the mosh pit. But it is the moment when the lights go dim and the performer connects with the crowd, singing along as the song plays, the moment when the performer and the audience blend into one voice and being part of the song. Even after years, when you think back to that beautiful moment, it still gives you goose bumps. That is what you can expect from every NIN’s concert, because usually the very last song they will play the song Hurt which is a very personal song to NIN’s front man Trent Reznor and at many occasion has ask the crowd to SHUT THE FUCK UP and listen to the lyrics and song – definitely a classic moment to have the performer asking you to shut the hell up. So I will definitely be looking forward for that moment where I get to sing along with NIN and be part of the song.


11 days till Lisa comes to LA :D

25 days till NIN concert in Philly :D :D :D :D :D


I swear to god I will have a tough time answering Lisa who do I love more, her or NIN. It is like the question where the girlfriend asks the boyfriend,” if your mum and I was drowning, who will you save first”….fucking trick question….

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This is probably the best version of Hurt (Piano version) recorded during nine inch nails "Beside You in Time" Winter tour...bloody hell I miss this one.

Here are a few versions of Hurt for your download:

• Hurt (live) - ...and All That Could Have Been version
• Hurt (quiet version) -Promotional Remix CD
• Hurt (alternate) - official instrumental
  

I am Trying to Believe

It was the very first time that I let Cheeseburger Eddy into this blog; usually I like to keep this blog from the people whom I am close. Maybe there are just too many raw emotion letting loose and blog post that have not been given any much thought before I click on the published button. But what just happened is maybe a case of me being drunk or just plain drowning in my current mood poisoning. Cheeseburger Eddy’s comment on my post are why are there so many destructive and hate post in my blog. It is like I am almost like one of those Goth freaks that hate everything in the world. Besides being someone who is engaged and is about to take the step in commitment, I should be blogging about butterflies and honey, cinnamon and rainbows, shit like that. But I am vigorously promoting self destruction, heresy and hate. Which boils down to one single question, am I ready for the whole marriage thing. To be frank, I have been pushing this thought aside, intoxicating myself with cheeseburgers and Hooters. As a matter of fact what I should be doing now is trying to see and believe that the decision that I have made is right.

The smell of waffles from just below the streets right where I use to work and she was the girl which I couldn’t keep my eyes. Fast forward a couple of months and now I am engaged with that girl. How could this be real, I could hardly feel. This is like a waking dream and I am trying to understand the situation that I am in, because there is nowhere to hide and now I am just kept trying to tell myself…

when I am out of words to blog

i am fat

After 3 months of being in bed, eating, lazing, watching TV, excused from bathing woa woa, occasionally sneaking KFC into my tummy and not having any physical exercise at all but if you consider channel surfing as exercise then I am not completely non active, it has happened. After the months of hard work being a dedicated tub of lard, it has finally paid off and I have gain weight and I am fatter and I am on my way on becoming Triple H. My hair is long enough already and the only thing I need is a water bottle and to work on is the spitting of water. Does anyone know what kind of bottle does Triple H uses? Anyway, this is also my thank you speech post on my success in gaining some weight, I would like to thank my Banana Pudding that I have create which is a variation of the Bomb Alaska dessert. After trying to perfect this dessert, I have to taste countless times of my banana pudding to perfect it which of curse being a dessert it has a high content of sugar and through the process I think I have consume a whole sack of sugar and I am in the risk of having diabetes. Below is the Banana Pudding before and after it is placed in the fucking oven.

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Besides working on the spitting of water, I think I should get myself a wrestling trunk and a championship belt (since Triple H is the current WWE Champion) and perform my Friday the 13th show dress like that, check out the video clip below and you will get what I mean.

I blew a sign of relief after I get off the scale because my constant weight lost has been really disturbing of late and now I am just 1.5kgs away from reaching 70kgs which is supposed to be a healthy weight for me (I think). Yayy!!! Some other suggestion to gain weight besides making and eating lots of banana pudding might include eating late at night as suggested by Cenni, adding lots of butter to the movie popcorn which might result in tummy ache, and here is a previously get fat tutorial: Getting Fat 101 . Total gain in weight after months of intense eating and bumming is = 1kg. But seriously I think woa woa did better than me because I am having problem carrying her these days. But with success comes a certain side effect, the scar I got on my forehead is still visible after using all those expensive products, I guess it has to do with the imbalance hormone by the weight gain, I guess you can’t win them all…

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