Beelzebub, what the Devil Has in Store for Me…

I hope you all had a great Devil’s Night last night, if you are wondering what Devil Night is, well, it has been a long tradition since World War 2, where on the night before Halloween, 30^th October, crimes are greatly increased, especially arson and vandalism, it is a night where hooligans go around rampaging and committing this kind of shameless act. Anyway, on this night too, I am on my way to KL for an exclusive Halloween gig, it is a close gig by some filthy rich ass.

I’ve never played a closed gig before and I wonder what the devil has in store for me and I couldn’t resist taking out my tarot and asking it what will become of our act tonight. Guess what its answer was: The Karma Card facing upwards. Using my tarot decoder, it reads: FAIRNESS, BALANCE,HARMONY. I wonder what the devil does that mean, but as long as it doesn’t state DISASTER or FAILURE, I am all good. :D

Here I am blogging from my hotel and waiting for my makeup artist to finished up painting me for tonight, I am going to be pitch black (Orang Minyak) tonight, yeah, that is my costume for tonight.

Done with our equipment and sound check just now, everything was in tip top condition:

Half way covering my in black grease paint

Almost done with my face and my whole body will be next…anyway, wherever you partying tonight, I wish you have a great Halloween party :D

HAPPY HALLOWEEN to ALL

7 Days of Cleaning/Binksterz Jello

Alright, consider yourself lucky today, because this is actually a twin post, that means two posts combine and compressed into one. It deals with two separate mutually exclusive incidents. So here it goes:

Part 1: 7 days of Cleaning

I have been really slacking with my room cleaning these days. But as some of you may have already know, I will off to a gig, 2 gigs to be précised. And I don’t want to come back home after the gigs and see what a dumpster my room is. So I decided to take 7 days to slowly sort out my room bit by bit. So when I come back from my gigs I will have a nice and neat room to welcome me. So I am going to do this like MTV’s Cribs style and show you the finished clean up portion of my room.

Day 1: Vanity table

I had to clear out shit load of empty cologne bottles that was there, and my mirror on the wall was filthy. I had a tough time cleaning that piece of shit.

Day 2: Blogging table

This is where all my shitty post in my blog comes from. This is the easier part of my room because I use this part a lot and there weren’t a lot of dust to clean.

Day3: TV, gaming and Stereo Shelf

I thought this was going to be easy but bloody hell; there was so much comb web on the fucking wires behind the shelf. All the TV and PS2 console’s wires were entangled with my Server’s cables (the white CPU in the picture). I spent almost half a day trying to sort out which wire was which.

Day4: My Gaming/Music & Video Editing PC table

This is where I chop and hack monsters and also edit all my music. You ask me why I still play games on my PC when I already have a game console. I have a very good answer for you. Because I invested a bomb on my graphic cards (RMX,XXX.00) and if I don’t play any games on this PC , it wouldn’t justify the cost right? So I have a good and valid reason to stay up all night and play games. YAY!!! I had to vacuum the bloody keyboard because it was full of Woa Woa’s hair inside.

Day5: DVD, Games, CD and Cooking Book Section

This is where I keep all my favorite DVDs, Games, CDs and Cooking Books. The rest of it is downstairs, because I don’t want anyone to see this part of the collection. Why? Because, most of the time when a friend borrows your DVD or CD or Game, it is bye bye to it and you probably never see it again. This is where I keep my treasured stuff and put on display my retired guitars. There was so much dust here; I had to clear the vacuum bag twice.

Day6: CD Cleaning Day

This was covered in my previous post.

Day7: Bed

The final day, changed my bed sheet, sun my pillow and duvet and now it smells so good. I don’t change my bed sheet too often. Usually, one week once, the most two weeks. So that is it, my room is whole again after a long period of slacking off. Nothing beats laying on my nice smelling and newly made bed and enjoying a mixed bowl of M&Ms and Skitts. YAY!!!

End of Part 1

Part 2: Binksterz Jello

Last night, a lucky person on my MSN list namely Binksterz took the X’s What is my Dish Challenge. What is this X’s What is My Dish Challenge all about? Let me tell you, first you need to answer a couple of questions and based from the answer that you have given, X is going to cook up a dish will resembles you. So, Binksterz took the challenge and this was the dish that resembles her.

Note: The name of the dish will be named as person who takes the challenge. This is Binksterz Jell. You must be wondering what the heck this is. Well, I’ll show you how it is made.

First you need to cook up some Chicken Stew. What is in here: Chicken Breast, Cabbage, Carrot, Onions, Wolfberries, Chicken Broth. Cook em until it gets really soft.

Then boil some Agar-agar (Jello), Dump the Chicken stew in to the boiling Jello and wait for it to cool. Pop it into the freezer and wait for it to cold then serve.

There you have it; it is actually a Chicken Stew Agar-Agar (Jello). The black stuff on top are ground pepper, it is not burnt :P. You know, as Binksterz was answering the question, she was moving towards a nice hot chicken stew kind of recipe, but she had to try to be funny and answer that she wants her dish freezing cold. So that is why this recipe was conceived.

X’s decipher on this dish: It looks sweet but taste salty, it looks solid but it is soft and full of chicken on the inside…wukakakka. It actually tastes not bad; you just got to have an open mind and look pass the fact of what it is and you will enjoy it :D

IF you are interested to know what sort of dish you are, come up to me on MSN and take the X’s Challenge :P

CDs Clean Up

It was a busy day for me this morning; it’s Clean UP my CDs day. Just to make sure there my prize collection are in the best state. But these days, people hardly buy anymore CDs, you listen to a nice song on the radio or MTV and all you need to do is go on the net and download the song. I tell you this is day light robbery, but who cares, I do it too. :P But if I really like a CD that much I will buy it and I don’t mean the ones you get from your local night market. I am talking about the real thing, the one with the stupid shinny sticker on it. But since there isn’t much good bands around these day, so it is a good excuse for me to download :D. Anyway, these days I only go for limited edition CDs, I mean what is the used of buying a CD that cost around RM40(local) or RM100(imported), ripped it into MP3s and then leave it on the shelf for the dust to work it way on it. These days the CD even comes with the copy control thing…I don’t really know what it is , maybe you can copy like a few copy and that is it or maybe rip a couple of times only.

Do you remember when was the last time you did this… popped a CD into your player and listen to it. The one in the car doesn’t count. Heck but come cars are iPod ready, you just jack your iPod in and you are ready to disco. CDs are so going to be obsolete.

When I need to ease my ears, I just have to jack in my iPod or switch on my PC and my entire collection of songs will be at my finger tips. Heck, i can even see the beautiful CD cover by scrolling. Get a good soundcard like Soundblaster Audigy then jack your PC’s lineout into a good stereo and you will get the best sound even.

I don’t need to go through this pile of junk to get the song I want. It is always when you want to find a CD and you can’t always locate them …Damn.

Unless you hire a full time DJ who knows where the song and CD is , I doubt Dee Jee Woa Woa is up for the job.

My New Pet

Meet my new pet which is a err…”I don’t know what”, but isn’t he fucking cool, he have the army camouflage suit on :P. I call her Mr. Lalat

Mr. Lalat says “Hello to all…”

Mr. Lalat like to ride fast bike

And Mr. Lalat does it Mat Rempit Style …..Vrooooooooooooooooooom

Thanks to Princess Eileen for tagging me, I guess I am going to do this tag a little bit different, so I turned it into a Youtube …But I forgot to insert any audio for your listening pleasure, so I decided to upload Daughtry's Sorry (bonus track) so that you can watch this and listen to it . ..Enjoy :)

The Gruesome Chef

If you know me by person, you would have notice that each time when I am hosting a drinking session in my place, there would be some weird food sitting on the table next to the booze. Why? Because I like to experiment with food; should I say my friends are honored? I guess sometimes when the food turned out good ;p A friend asked me where do I get all these weird recipe from, I told them I made it up myself and some I stole from some recipe which I twist and turn a bit and made it my own. But where does all my inspiration for coming up with these food comes from? I would say three persons that I drew my inspiration from…

Armin Meiwes – Cannibal

You can read all about him here.

Why? Because of his passion and determination to taste something that is different, but he is pretty sick trying to chew off a guy’s penis. Don’t worry I am not going to turn into a cannibal; I am just admiring his passion.

Marquis de Sade – French Writer

The most infamous writer in the history of French literature, who occasionally has been hailed as "the freest spirit who has ever existed." Marquis de Sade published erotic writings, that gave rise to the term sadism - enjoyment of cruelty, which first made it into a dictionary in 1834. He is also known as the greatest sexual pervert. Famous writings includes 120 Days of Sodomy, The Misfortune of Virtue.

Why? For his creativeness in trying out new things and also being a libertine.

Marilyn Manson

I guess most of you would have known him by now. So there is no need to have an introduction on him.

Why? For making distasteful things tasteful again. I listen to Manson’s songs every time I cook ..YAY!

So there you have it, 3 influences on my cooking. So next I am going to share with you one of my friends favorite which they just couldn’t get enough :

Mango Shred Veggie Pizza

Things you need:

Unripe Mango shredded, Cherry tomatoes cut into half, fired anchovies, capsicum chopped, the best Nasi Lemak Sambal you can get your dirty hands on.

**For the dough, use whatever recipe you have to make the dough, it is a thin crust pizza, but to enhance the taste add beer instead of water to the flour to make the dough. Trust me it will taste really good.**

Get your dough ready and spread the sambal on the dough and arrange the other toppings on it . This is a non cheese pizza, so it will be great for those who are on diet.

Pop it in the oven for about 30 minutes on 200’ and it is ready to be served.

It has all kind of taste, and I just love having the cherry tomato burst inside my mouth and it goes so well with the anchovies and sambal. Eat up and drink up :D

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My Dog Ate My Homework

Ever have a day where you are suppose to pass up your work or assignment and you totally forgot about it. Then you get so desperate that you come up with all sort of silly ideas, like my dog ate my homework, or the ape gave me a punch and stole my work? Yeah, i know it is lame but what if it really happened to you and how are you going t o explained it to your lecturer or boss?

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How To Get Instant Traffic To Your Blog...

...The misleading way

You must be wondering why the heck am I blogging about this shit right here. To start with the traffic is shit here and secondly I know what you are thinking, you can’t take this x guy seriously. But anyway, I have been doing a little research on my own time regarding this topic. I even did a Google on this and I came up with a few sites that recommend the follow things to be done if you seriously need to get more traffic in, I am just going to list a couple of similar ones:

Be topical... write posts that need to be read right now.

Be timeless... write posts that will be readable in a year.

Write short, pithy posts.

Write long, definitive posts.

Write about your cat, your boyfriend or your kids

Don't write about your cat, your boyfriend or your kids.

Use your photos. Salacious ones are best, post your photos on flickr

Be anonymous.

Write about Google.

Write about blogging.

Write in English.

Better, write in Chinese.

Yadayadayadayada….and the fucking list goes on.

I don’t know about you, but that list up there is so confusing and it contradicts each other. I mean have you tried doing the above and still got no results? Tired of doing everything except posting nude but still get a record low traffic report on your blog? Go no further, today, Let Mr. x show you a new and revolutionary way to get those traffic that you always wanted to your blog's doorsteps, without changing your template or font or anything …etc. The best thing is you don’t even crack your head to think of interesting things to post up. You can even post pictures of shit and puke or even the picture that has been scaring away your readers on your blog…wukakakkaa. If I have your attention now, read on and let me show you the secret of getting traffic in without getting naked.

In this darn age, where patience is not a virtue anymore, everyone wants instant result just like the Japanese who couldn’t even wait for their fish to be cooked. This is the faster way to get result. Firstly, create a new email account, trust me you need this, in case you get too famous and fan mails starts pouring in and you don’t want to get your main email account nuked. After that, this is important,

Google a picture of a pretty and cute girl’s picture. Bear this in mind, don’t go overboard, try to keep the standard low. Choose someone totally anonymous and not a celebrity. My choice is below.

Next go to ahmoi.com which is a Malaysian dating site and create a new account using the picture that you have just Google. Try to brag a bit about yourself like you are a part-time model cum student. Guys there will go crazy. Put your age around 19-21, I think that is a good age to attract younger readers too. In your about me column write something nice and direct all traffic to your blog. :P Below is my example of the profile I have created. To view the whole thing click here.

We are coming to the very end stages now, lastly, you need to make your presence known in that site. So, just head over to their blog section which is something like a forum, you don’t need to filling anything just click create and post . As simple as that. Post something like this:

This post was there for 2 hours only, I got 92 comments and 554 reads,, imagine if just half of that goes to your site. Just imagine what your stats will be like if you leave it for a day or so. This is what I call instant traffic.

In no time people will be flocking your profile and they will all be directed to your blog and there you go instant blog traffic headed your way, with minimum effort. Don’t believe me? Let me show you the results. Since I did this for data collecting and research purposes, I only left my profile there for about 2 hours before deleting it and just look at my stats.

Just two hours and look at my stats for that day

Thanks goes out to all the ahmoians who flocked this blog and not knowing that they are part of this sick experiment. I sincerely apologies if i offended you guys, but i hope you all will have a good laugh when you read this. Cheerz!!!